Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese casts a Fiery Fireball, substituting Sonic energy for the fire--9d6+9=38 Sonic damage.
Will save= 1d20=10+11=21


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik; Riese; Elgan....
again, Elgan to save.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Move to G6.

Gittik approaches the ass-pect cautiously.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Nothing untoward happens to the advancing hobniz.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

DC 26 Will? If his primary stat wasn't Wis this would well and truly suck! As it is,... this may well and truly suck!

1d20+13=32

NM, I forgot I'm mid levels! I have a base +9 Will save, +2 vs enchantments, +2 from Lucille! +13 total! :)

Elgan stares, swaying softly as Grazzt plays a tune, trying to counter Lucille's magic. But the demon's strident chords are no match for LUcille's magical music, and Elgan shakes his head, and growls.

" 'Duz yer' dog bite?' Yew bettah believe it muthuh-f!@#$ ROOOOOWWWWWWW!" The druid finishes as he shifts into a Dire Wolf and howls. His howl echoes strangely in the chamber, something that probably shouldn't happen in a room with no visible walls. The echo chases around the room, an almost visible, physical effect, and centers upon the demon, where it batters at it's mystic protections,...

TARGETED DISPEL MAGIC on Grazzt! several rolls, like last time. Use what you need! I figure he's got at least 6 things going,...

1d20+8=9, 1d20+8=13, 1d20+8=12, 1d20+8=10, 1d20+8=27, 1d20+8=23


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The funk goes out of his steel geetar.
He draws bastard sword, a wavy bladed brand, in his upper arms, and a battleaxe and longsword in the lower two that held the musical instrument which now clatters to the floor.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Was that his action? Is it our turn again?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I didn't see Riese's turn there before.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Riese's ball of soundfire(?) smashes into Graz'zt, shredding him with sound. It penetrates his spell resistance, yet he saves; half damage.

I'll come back with Graz'zt's turn in an hour hopefully....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Grazz't stays put. He wails on Gittik 4 times with his bastard sword and once each with his longsword and axe, hitting gittik 3 times out of 6, for 47 h.p. in damage.
"HA HA HA!!! DANCE LITTLE HOBBIT! DANCE!"

You guys' go....


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

No one's popped a Haste yet right?

Pip strums a blistering 2/2 stomping beat on Lucille

"Soon you'll be crying,
Soon you'll be dying,
Once you came at us,
You sealed your own fate.

Fighting our party,
was your last mistake,
So savor that breath,
It's the last one you'll take!"

The loud strident chords make everyone move faster.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

fire on the mountain, run boys run....


Male Human Rogue 14

Now hasted, Beldan moves outside the colonnade and up grid M, then ducks back in amongst the columns at K2.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese casts Enervation on Grattz: ranged touch of 23, 3 levels drained, overcome up to SR 24.

sorry, I'm in Florida visiting family and don't have my links, character info(like verbal spell components) and all that jazz...among other things. Just trying to keep combat flowing.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Graaaaah!!!"
Grazz't's beautiful face becomes wan, his cheekbones sunken. He takes on a cachexic unhealthy look.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik:

Spoiler:
you hear Grazz't's voice in your head....."if I kill you, Gittik, know that I forgive you. You are hobniz, AND you are wild.....a veritable strangler you are.....and from my standpoint, that is sublime. Know that you have a seat of honor prepared for you in Azzagrat.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Do Enervation spell stack - i.e. if I hit him with one too, does he gain even more negative levels?


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso presses one hand against the back of Gittik and energy coruscates through and into his sword arm. The magic heals wounds as it passes.

Burn panacea for cure critical wounds 4d8+15 or 34pts of Kelanen's best. Move up with Gittik.

"Go get him, Gittik, I shall follow up with more healing for you or Stig."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

5' step, Rage, attack.

RH scimitar 1: 7 + 15 + 1 (haste) = 23. Damage = 14 (including 6 cold)
RH scimitar 2: (haste) 10 + 15 + 1 = 26. Damage = 13 (including 3 cold)
RH scimitar 3: 16 + 10 + 1 = 27. Damage = 8 (including 1 cold)
LH kukri 1: 14 + 15 + 1 = 30. Damage = 5 (including 1 electricity)
LH kukri 2: 10 + 10 + 1 = 21. Damage = 6 (including 2 electricity)
Bite: 7 + 14 + 1 = 22. Damage = 8.

"RAAAAAAH!!! ME NO FORGIVE YOU, FISHY FINGERS!"


Charge to E5.

2HPA 1d20+9=28, Damage 1d10+23=27

Earth Elemental Rune Damage: 1d6=2


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan-wolf starts to rush forward, then stops.
He begins growling, deep back in his throat. A growl which increases in volume and intensity. A breeze stirs from somewhere, ruffling the Dire Druid's fur coat. Those nearby swear that they hear an answering rumble or growl from some distant place,... or is the ground shaking?

5' step forward, then begin casting Summon nature's Ally,...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Do Enervation spell stack - i.e. if I hit him with one too, does he gain even more negative levels?

I'll say it stacks; can't see in a description where it says it doesn't stack.

Stiggy wails on him pretty good, though he thinks that it should've hurt Graz'zt more than it did.

Gittik is only able to slice Graz'zt a little flesh wound's worth.

"Gittik, you're just not good enough...you should join my side!" taunts the demon lord's shadow.

looks like beldan; altai are up.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I reckon Oso's at G7 or so healing Gittik.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Do Enervation spell stack - i.e. if I hit him with one too, does he gain even more negative levels?
I'll say it stacks; can't see in a description where it says it doesn't stack.

In that case, he gets drained again. Touch attack 14+6=AC 20, SR check 14+8=22. He loses 3 more levels if that beats his SR.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It does.
He's starting to look particularly geriatric now.
Beldan's up.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

OOPS! Beldan went....

Graz'zt attacks Stiggy, who made him bleed.
"Drunken doughboy! NOW you are under my blades! RIESE!!!! I'll kill all your pawns then I'm coming for you!!!!!"

Stiggy takes two blows from the bastard sword and one from the longsword, 46 h.p. in damage.

Your turn!


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Man, I hate creatures with DR.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

there is a bright side.....he doesn't consider you an immediate threat...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Once Stig unleashes this turn, demi-Graz'zt won't be as chatty. Huzzah for Haste!

Altai blasts the demon with searing gouts of flame.

Casting Scorching ray. Ray 1 hits touch AC 14 and only beats SR 12, so that goues nowhere... Ray 2 hits touch AC 22, beats SR 21 and does 17 points of damage.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso moves across to Stig to try and help him against the aspect.

Steel grey magic heals the axe wielder, "Stig! Get some!"

Burn 3rd level spell to cast cure serious wounds, Stig gets 31pts of healing.

Need to take some align weapon spells for next time, methinks, DR sucks when you are a rabid halfling.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan dashes out from amongst the columns behind Graz’zt, then tumbles under the sweep of his blade Tumble half speed to avoid AOOs: 8+14 = 22, haste will let me move far enough and still attack, to G2 to stand behind him, and plunges his keen rapier into the demon-snake-freak-pretty-boy’s back.

Rapier: 19+7+1 (haste) +2 (bardic) +2 (flank) = 31
Crit confirm (if applicable): 2, never mind.
Damage: 3+1+2 (bardic) = 6 + 14 (sneak attack) = 20.

“SNEAK ATTACK MUTHA F&~#A!”


Altai Iscarni wrote:
Once Stig unleashes this turn, demi-Graz'zt won't be as chatty. Huzzah for Haste!

Am I hasted?


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Once Stig unleashes this turn, demi-Graz'zt won't be as chatty. Huzzah for Haste!
Am I hasted?

Yup


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Drunken doughboy! NOW you are under my blades! RIESE!!!! I'll kill all your pawns then I'm coming for you!!!!!"

<Shivers.>

"Ewww. Ah can ahmagine whit yew tois pretties ur gonnae dae togethah."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

<Shivers.>

"Ewww. Ah can ahmagine whit yew tois pretties ur gonnae dae togethah."

Pip snorts laughter and misses a chord change

"Dammit Stig, just hit him and leave the funny visuals for later!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Beldan is able to inflict a backstab on the aspect, and Altai's second fiery burst singes him somewhat. He looks really bad off at this point.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik, Stiggy, Riese, Elgan and Pip are up to bat.

Oso's able to heal Stiggy.


<Stig is laughing so hard at his own joke he has trouble swinging his axe.>

2hPA #1 1d20+9=20, damage: 1d10+23=25,
2hPA #2 1d20+4=7, damage: 1d10+23=32,
2hPA #3 1d20+9=27, damage: 1d10+23=33,
2hPA #4 1d20+4=11, damage 1d10+23=26

Earth element damage: 1d6=1

GAH!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Stiggy's able to hit once...though his blow is, again, blunted somewhat by an aura of pure unadulterated wickedness that turns away unaligned steel.
"You drunken sot! To think you could threaten me...."


"Snort. HeheheHEHehhehEHeHEOHOHOhOhOHoh."

"Ah jist cannae no laugh when Ah imagine ye an' Rice togethah."

Better take it easy on the power attack.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

"Snort. HeheheHEHehhehEHeHEOHOHOhOhOHoh."

"Ah jist cannae no laugh when Ah imagine ye an' Rice togethah."

Better take it easy on the power attack.

"I'm going to polymorph you into an Iggwilv simulacrum when this is over."


Male Human Rogue 14

“I’m not sure what an Iggywivy simi-thing is, but it’s got to be an improvement appearance-wise over Stiggy. No offence my friend.”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's Graz'zt's answer to a Stepford wife.....pitiful, really.


Male Human Rogue 14

Yeah, I can see Graz’zt having a whole bunch of Iggwilv simulacra hanging about the Argent Palace that he can perform humiliating sex acts upon at his whim…


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

and who CAN'T bind his sorry ass in a summoning circle and throw darts at him with aligned weapon cast on them by twelve paladins she keeps in fetters as cabana boys.
Wow. I creep myself out sometimes.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Ah, the wholesome pleasures of demon binding.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip is going to try a targeted Dispel Magic in case he has any stuff left up...

Five dispel rolls:

1d20+8=19, 1d20+8=15, 1d20+8=12, 1d20+8=27, 1d20+8=23

Pip strums Lucille

"Say goodbye
To all your buffs
Say goodbye
My ugly
Say goodbye
To all your buffs
Say goodbye
My ugly ..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The spell goes off; nothing appreciable seems to happen one way or another.

Elgan; Gittik; Riese left I suppose.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Ah, is it next turn already? Alrighty then,... :)

Elgan-Dire-Wolf finishes a final warbling bellow, as if trying to provide counterpoint to Pip's melodious strumming. In response, an area directly behind Stig and Gittik glows, and an instant later it is occupied. The two Dire wolves run around the dwarf and hobniz to tear fly with foaming mouths at the sides of the Dark-skinned goliath.

Burned Ice storm, (4th lvl) to cast Summon Nature's Ally 3 (3rd lvl) and got 2 creatures. They appear behind STig and Gittik, and a single move action moves them both to the sides of Ass-pect. :)

Wolf Bite 1: 1d20+13=15, ;P Dmg (yeah Right): 1d8+12=13, Wolf Bite 2: 1d20+13=22, Dmg: 1d8+12=15

IF that last hit, then Trip Attempt: 1d20+13=20


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso suddenly gets it, "Riece an'Grazzt, ha ha ha. Oh Stig that is mad!"

Laughs so hard, he nearly drops his holy symbol.

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