Reminds me of the red-eye flight I used to take to Seattle back in the 2000's on Sunday night.
Flight attendant : If the oxygen masks come down, and you are travelling with children, affix your own before affixing theirs. If you're travelling with more than one child, decide which one you like best, and affix theirs second, then on in descending order.
I literally LiL'd
Another flight, the same attendant had a newbie who was on her first flight. She was nervous (I was in First Class, seat 1a so had a good view of the interaction), and he patted her on the shoulder, handed her the plane exit diagram card (the one that folds up in 3 pieces) and told her just remember to open it up pointing out, make sure everyone could see it, and she'd be fine.
So he starts his talk, and she steps up to first class, and opens the card wide and shows it to everyone. Instead of the normal 'here are where the exits are' inside the folded up cardboard, it was a hand-written note with marker :
HELP ME! I AM DESPERATE FOR A DATE!
First class broke into chuckles and giggles, and she looked a bit confused, but kept smiling. Then she walked back to coach, and you could hear the chuckles and giggles ripple back through the plane as people in the front saw first, then others looked to see what everyone was laughing about.
When it was over, she was hot and came back up and hit me on the arm with it "Why didn't you warn me!?" Which made me laugh harder. The lead attendant was laughing so hard he couldn't defend himself as he got hit 2-3 times with the folded up paper.
After that, everything went back to normal, and she wasn't nervous anymore. :P
Hahaha! Perfect!
Here is my telepath, yet another pass, Now with the ability to read minds.
Time to step away from the spreadsheet.
@Nate, I think the hacker would more generally useful.
But there has never been a world where a large man with a long stick and a short temper didn't get everyone's attention!
No, but there are plenty of worlds where said man gets everyone's attention, collapses under a hail of stones, and then ends up becoming fertilizer...
Hey, never said it as a good idea. :P
I’m waiting on a response to a PM I sent WhtKnt and then I’ll have Thom finalized pretty quickly. Should be interesting for everyone to meet each other in game.
Alright, I should be all set.
I went with original Thom but tweaked him a little bit towards the Major (dropped some of the more abstract math expertise to be a better pilot, and replaced the stutter with the Major's patriotism).
I wonder if it would be too late for someone like Aurora to join?? She was in a previous adventure and was quite fun to play!
No, but there are plenty of worlds where said man gets everyone's attention, collapses under a hail of stones, and then ends up becoming fertilizer...
How barbaric!
Jeeves, fetch the Puckle gun!
