GM Friendly Sauce’s Dead Suns

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DR34-M12's circuits flared with pain as the thing bites in to her arm. "Jokes on you, I can build my own new arm!" She shouted as she rolled backwards and fired another laser blast.

Move action Guarded step, standard action attack.

Laser Rifle vs EAC; CT, Get'em: 1d20 + 7 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 7 + 1 + 1 = 22
Fire: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

"Hey! I got an idea tho... Who's got rope? Anyone ever seen Dino-Riders?"

"Hey! I got an idea tho... Who's got rope? Anyone ever seen Dino-Riders?"

"try it with the next one. This ones gotten fungus in it and its driving them bonkers. "

"I didn't mean Handso... Oh. Yeah. Okay."

"Huh wut? Hi-C is asking about getting some rope and riding me? I ain't that kinda... Well gobbammit, who am I kidding? Bring it on!"

"So I shouldn't shoot it?" He says his gun out and ready to fire on the beast

Egg I need a trigger for your ready. if it was if the Dino attacks go ahead roll the shot for it.

INITIATIVE ROUND 7:
Justin
Hi-C -17 stamina
Handsome Gob
DR34-M12-14 stamina
????? -66
Egg

Bold may act!!!

The Dino Continues to Bite at DR34-M12 Rapidly!

CHOMP!!!: 1d20 + 14 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 14 - 4 = 271d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

CHOMP!!!: 1d20 + 14 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 14 - 4 = 231d6 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

The Dino slips past our androids defensives and bites her right in the torso, ripping and tearing as much as it can before letting go of a very bloodied android with a mangled abdomen.

INITIATIVE ROUND 7 and 8 :

Justin
Hi-C -17 stamina,
Handsome Gob
DR34-M12 -21 stamina, -11 Health
????? -66
Egg

Bold may act!!!!

"Hey! LIZARD! You gotta finish the entree before you move on to dessert!"

Full Attack.

Artillery Laser vs EAC: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 + 1 - 4 = 21
Crit Fire Damage: 2d10 + 6 ⇒ (5, 9) + 6 = 20
Burning for: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Artillery Laser vs EAC: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 + 1 - 4 = 21
Crit Fire Damage: 2d10 + 6 ⇒ (1, 4) + 6 = 11
Burning for: 1d6 ⇒ 1

8/10 shots used on this battery.

"Woooo! Blast it everyone! Seared reptile bits for dinner tonight!!"

Get'Em placed on target.

Laser pistol vs EAC: 1d20 + 4 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 1 - 1 = 17
Fire damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Hi-C's two bursts not only put the Dino down but engulf the beast in a roaring, albeit makeshift, camp fire. The spores burn off quickly leaving only faint burnt hair smell.

COMBAT OVER

Handsome, I forgot to tell you but you shook off the disease the day after the cultist exploded. you are officially symptom free.

attack: 1d20 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 2 + 1 = 10

damage: 1d8 ⇒ 8

Good, cause i can heal Dreamer or help the gobbo but not both

mystic cure: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

"Yay! It's a campfire and dinner all rolled up into one! AND I no longer feel like I'm turning into a gobplant. Happy days!" says Handsome as he slices off a piece of renkroda with his inferno knife, then turns it on to give it an extra sear before tasting it....

Sorry, a few quick errands turned in to a full day of chores and I passed out.

DR34-M12 groaned as she scanned her damage "Aggghhh it ruined my shirt! Also it will probably take a few days for my nanites to repair all of this." Motioning to the rends in her flesh leaking white nanite fluid.

New day, Hi-C loads a new battery in his laser. 2 charges remaining on previous battery.

"I'm beginning to realize why natives in all those docu-vids run around shirtless."

Sorry, a few quick errands turned in to a full day of chores and I passed out.

DR34-M12 groaned as she scanned her damage "Aggghhh it ruined my shirt! Also it will probably take a few days for my nanites to repair all of this." Motioning to the rends in her flesh leaking white nanite fluid.

Justin token spells the blood off, revealing unblemeshed silicon skin beneath where the mystic cure patched them up.

"Oh right, the camera... "

And token spells it back on.

"Sorry, take 2.... "

Assuming his life science check indicated it was safe to eat spore invested renkroda renkroda a la truffle, Justin will skin the sucker, let the fat drizzle from up above onto some choice bits of leg, and set aside some bits for smoked jerky.

profession chef: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22

"What's a good steak without some cocktails?"

Prof (bartender): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

"...okay ignore the floaty bits. Left my strainer back on the ship."

"What's a good steak without some cocktails?"

[dice=Prof (bartender)]1d20+5

"...okay ignore the floaty bits. Left my strainer back on the ship."

"Maybe handsome can pass it off as part of the " ptoooh "amnbiance?"

The spores are indeed safe to eat and Justin and Hi-C are able to whip together a fine meal that, combined with a good nights rest, leaves your feeling especially good when you wake up.

After a half days travel on the 8th day t-he trees thin ahead, forming a broad clearing centered on an immense stone statue of a reclining elf whose skin bears dozens of raised markings like painful welts. The figure rests on one partially buried elbow while extending its other hand toward the sky. The elf’s simple robe and hair are both sculpted of heavily weathered metal that has corroded entirely in places. Numerous crumbling outbuildings ring the clearing, where only mosses and a few stubborn, stunted trees grow.

Map is up, Note: these squares are 10 feet not 5.

Untold ages have reduced these buildings to low walls and buried foundations, with only a few fragmented walls standing more than four feet in height. The more complete structures have trapped millennia of sediment and runoff, forming a spongy floor of silt and moss.

Hi-C wields his artillery laser, readies his shield, and holds his curve blade in his off-off-offhand.

"Alright, so we think the cult is still here? Or moved on? How ya wanna proceed?"

Dang I just got to this thread..15 posts...wow

Egg eats and rests looking over his datapad taking more extensive notes. He uses his Cantrip to mend via mending on Dreamz shirt and then heads to bed.

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In the morning he will look at the statue and look at it with an intrigued and intense look."Beautiful, a little worn but definitely a great effigy to see...Why are you so menacing Hi-C, its just art not a Gaint!"

"Yeah... It's not the building I'm worried about."

"Yeah... It's not the building I'm worried about."

"If it gets up I'm leaving."

"It's bigger than the trees."

Hi-C wields his artillery laser, readies his shield, and holds his curve blade in his off-off-offhand.

"Alright, so we think the cult is still here? Or moved on? How ya wanna proceed?"

"The same way we always proceed. With you in front and the rest of us behind you?"

"Right. Subtlety never was our strong suit."

Hi-C will start making his way towards the center of the plaza, fully expecting to either be 1) blown up, 2) shot at, 3) swallowed by the ground, 4) struck by lightning, 5) squashed by the statue as it gets up to grab Justin.

DR34-M12 is delighted by the magical repairs. "You guys are the best!"

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DR34-M12 kept her rifle on a swivel and her scanners running. "Let's hope they are here. Then we can just shoot them and get out of this awful jungle."

Hi-C will start making his way towards the center of the plaza, fully expecting to either be 1) blown up, 2) shot at, 3) swallowed by the ground, 4) struck by lightning, 5) squashed by the statue as it gets up to grab Justin.

Lets go with door number 2?

Hi-C makes his way to the mani plaza area, but before he can approach the cobbled area a shot cracks the air!

1d5 ⇒ 4

SNIPE!!!: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 181d10 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Egg takes a shot to the shoulder!

The shot takes everyone by surprise, Egg most of all, but Handsome is able to just barely make out what might have been a muzzle flash from the very top of the statues outstretched hand high in the sky!

INITIATIVE ROUND 1:

Sniper!
Hi-C
Handsome Gob
DR34-M12
Egg -5 stamina
Justin

Bold May Act!!!

whats justin seeing?

Egg was shot.

In retrospect I should have spoilered the rest for handsome.

Justins going to tap Hi C on his thigh

don't worry I saw a Vidtube reference on this spell it said its temporary. Okay so it was animated. Big deal.

Hi C's legs bend backwards with a crack, his feet gain a light coat of fur and spots, while his feet and toes grow claws. he also shrinks to what justin considers a more reasonable height.

Hi C gains

40 ft movement (one free movement)
Blind Sense 5 feet (one power from the spell)
Climb speed (2nd power)

No third power because nothing in space has normal scent apparently...

A +1 enhancement bonus to Dex based skill and ablity checks. (because there's no reason NOT to make someone small)

A natural attack he probably doesn't want to use unless grappled (free)

Scurry 30ish feet thataway and then drop prone as a swift

"I think I saw a muzzle flash from the state's outstretched hand! Who's got that rifle with the scope? Take cover and return fire! The rest of us let's get into that statue and flush out the sniper!"

I assume Hi-C will double move towards the statue entrance. Handsome will do the same thing, but remain behind Hi-C.

Ok, so, 1 round casting still means it doesn't affect me until next round? And range is close so move 30... got it.

Hi-C gets a quizzical "what do you have planned now?" look on his face but obliges.

Move 30 feet and drop prone.

"Why must they shoot me!" He says as he quickly dives for cover.

DOH. Was so busy checking the minutia of the spell i forgot the cast time. Not going to try casting in the open like that change of plans run 120 feet next round I'll cast

Updated position on map; Hi-C can only run 80 ft as a full action, which also means no dropping prone.

Dropping prone is a free action, no? So you could double move, then hit the deck. But stand up, you'll expend a move action... Unless you're a ysoki!

Dropping prone is a swift. That slide means you can't keep running as fast

Hi C did you remember the squares are 10 feet?

Yep

DR34-M12 dashes to the cover in front of her, sliding in to a prone position to keep herself out of the line of fire. "You've got it Handsome!"

Two movements to get in to cover and as swift to drop prone.

Oh dropping prone is a swift? My mistake!

Handsome double moves and drops prone!

Everyone scrambles to find cover, some taking better options than others...

INITIATIVE ROUND 2:
The hell is that!
Sniper!
Hi-C
Handsome Gob
DR34-M12
Egg -5 stamina
Justin

Bold May Act!!!

1d5 ⇒ 3

Lasso!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (12) + 14 = 261d4 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
As everyone is scrambling for cover, DR34-M12 feels a punch to her back as she is enveloped in a stick filament from the air! As she looks up you can just barely see the outline of something translucent floating in the air about 30 feet up and it appears to have entangled her!

anyone who can access a spoiler also gets a question about whatever has entangled DR34-M12

INITIATIVE ROUND 2:
The hell is that!
Sniper!
Hi-C
Handsome Gob
DR34-M12 -9 stamina, Entangled
Egg -5 stamina
Justin

Bold May Act!!!

NPC slide has been updated with the Dino you fought and the thing entangling DR34-M12.

Also the cobbled area of the plaza, Marked with a square on the map, is difficult terrain in addition to the 10 ft squares.

life science: 1d20 + 4 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 3 + 3 = 13

"EVERYONE cover then shoot that thing.... "

He drops flat on his back prone behind the wall taking his own advice, and braces the rifle on his tail as he aims it up

rifle shot: 1d20 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 3 = 22 EAC

damage: 1d8 ⇒ 2 cold damage

"Add flying f$!#ing jellyfish to the list of reasons why this place needs to be nuked."

Full attack.

Artillery Laser vs EAC: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 5 - 4 = 10
Fire Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Artillery Laser vs EAC: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 5 - 4 = 20
Fire Damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

8 shots remaining.

"right, because radioactive flying giant jellyfish would be SO much better "

"Oh what now!?" DR34-M12 shouted before taking aim at whatever had latched on to her.

Move action combat tracking, Standard action overcharge

Laser Rifle vs EAC; CT, Entangled: 1d20 + 7 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 7 + 1 - 2 = 10
Fire; Overcharge: 1d8 + 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (7) + (1) + 4 = 12

The beam from her rifle was notably brighter and wider. Unfortunately the kick was also notably stronger, throwing off the android's aim.

Conditions: Entangled.
Batter: 17/20

Life Science: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

"Are you sure its not like a bloated tick or a fat spider with little legs?"he says as he grips his gun and fires a shot at the invisible thing Wonder Woman in her invisible jet lassoing people

Shot KAC: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5