GM Friendly Sauce’s Dead Suns

Game Master friendly sauce

"Blue? That is the LAST time i tell you which mushrooms are hallucinogenic to goblins "

ROUND 1:

Handsome Gob
Blue
Egg
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12
Yellow
Hi-C

Bold may act!!

The blue stingbat swoops in close to egg and stabs with his tail,

Tail Sting!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 141d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Egg fortitude: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7 Ooofff

Jabbing Egg in the chest; Seconds after the wound, Egg begins to feel sluggish.
Egg has been poisoned!

ROUND 1:

Handsome Gob
Blue
Egg -3
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12
Yellow
Hi-C

Bold may act!!

Justins going to drop his apple and withdraw.

"I'm in between egg and the thing with the poison. usually we try this the other way around. "

Egg fires his pistol at Blue
KAC Ranged: 1d20 + 2 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 + 1 - 2 = 20
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

"I am beginning to hate the local wildlife, and wish it to be burnt to a crisp'

While Justin withdraws, Egg pulls his pistol and fires into the Blue one, enraging his allies.

ROUND 1:

Handsome Gob
Blue -3
Egg -3
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12
Yellow
Hi-C

Bold may act!!

2 more of the stingbats descend on Egg, Jabbing at him with their tales!

Sting tail: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 141d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Sting tail: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 101d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

one of them misses but the other is able to hit egg again, stinging him in an arm.

Egg Fortitude: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

He is still Sluggish but doesn't seem to getting any worse. yet.

ROUND 1:

Handsome Gob
Blue -3
Egg -8
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12
Yellow
Hi-C

Bold may act!!

DR34-M12 moved to cover behind a crumbling wall before opening fire with her laser rifle. "What is wrong with animals!?"

Move action to move behind the nearby wall, standard to attack Blue.

Laser Rifle: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
Fire: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

DR34-M12 Takes cover and fires on the blue one, hitting him center mass, as well as drawing the ire of the yellow Stingbat!

ROUND 1:

Handsome Gob
Blue -8
Egg -3
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12
Yellow
Hi-C

Bold may act!!

The yellow Stingbat flies directly for DR34-M12, sriking out with its tail!

tail sting: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 281d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
DR34-M12 Fortitude: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

the tail stinger strikes low, hitting DR34-M12 right in the thigh, she immediately begins to feel

Handsome Gob round 2
Blue -3
Egg -8
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12-4
Yellow
Hi-C

Bold may act!!

"Egg, no time to monkey around! Get the blue-ish one!"

Inspiring boost to Egg, healing him for 10 SP. And get 'em placed on the blue stingbat.

"Boss! Get behind me!"

Hi-C rushes up to the blue-tinged one and (oh yeah I don't HAVE a pike anymore) slashes at it with his shiny new curve blade...

Curve Blade vs KAC: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 7 + 1 = 28
Crit Slashing Damage: 2d10 + 18 ⇒ (5, 3) + 18 = 26
Critical Bleed: 1d6 ⇒ 1

"...oh I think I'ma like this."

EDIT: because of android immunities, DR34-M12 is not feeling sluggish.

Hi-C rushes up to help Egg, drawing and slashing with his new sword to awesome effect; Where the was one blue Stingbat there are now 2 pieces of a blue sting bat, in a blood mess on the jungle floor. This serves to elicit many calls from the kaukariki watching the scuffles.

Handsome, inspires Egg to shake off the stings, and places get em on the green one! since the blue one is in 2 pieces now.

r1, g2, y3: 1d3 ⇒ 2

ROUND 2:

Handsome Gob
Blue -30
Egg
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12-4
Yellow
Hi-C

Bold may act!

Egg fires again while backing away.

Bullets: 1d20 + 2 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 + 1 - 2 = 10
KDamage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

"Whichever one of you is feeling worse after this get over here "

And tries some preventative medicine

Spits the laser pistol into his hand , fires a shot at yellow and ducks behind the tree

Laser pistol hits EAC: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 + 2 = 17 for laser damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

The stingbats flit and fly to erratically for Egg to be accurate enough, however Justin easily scorches the yellow one threatening DR34-M12.

ROUND 2:

Handsome Gob
Blue -30
Egg
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12-4
Yellow-6
Hi-C

Bold may act!

Both the red and green stingbats land on a low hanging bush and sting away at Hi-C!

Sting!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 231d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Sting!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 131d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Hi-C fort: 1d20 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 6 + 4 = 25

One of them is able to jab the Kasatha right in his neck while the other misses.

ROUND 2:

Handsome Gob
Blue -30
Egg
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12-4
Yellow-6
Hi-C-6

Bold may act!

DR34-M12 cried out in pain as the stinger struck her. She began processing several files and organizing notes on just what was wrong with animals. In the meantime should took a cautious step back before opening fire on her attacker.

Move action to take a guarded step back, standard action to attack the yellow monkey.

Laser Rifle, poison: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 7 - 2 = 21
Fire: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

@DR34-M12, I had to retcon the poison, you androids are a little more resistant haha

DR34-M12 backs away from the yellow sting bat and fires away, burning a hole into its leathery wings.

ROUND 2:

Handsome Gob
Blue -30
Egg
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12-4
Yellow-11
Hi-C

Bold may act!

The yellow sting bat advanced on DR34-M12 and stings away at her!

Sting!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 261d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
DR34-M12 fortitude: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 2 = 19

DR34-M12 is struck, but doesn't seem to be slowing down.

ROUND 2:

Handsome Gob
Blue -30
Egg
Justin
Red
Green
DR34-M12-7
Yellow-11
Hi-C-6

Bold may act!

"OW!!"

Hi-C grabs his neck with his free hand as a giant-sized mosquito bite starts to form.

"Come're you little f-" (full attack; red first, then green if red drops)

Curve Blade vs KAC: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 7 - 4 = 23
Crit Slashing Damage: 2d10 + 18 ⇒ (4, 1) + 18 = 23
Critical Bleed: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Curve Blade vs KAC: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 7 - 4 = 22
Slashing Damage: 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

"Damn. That's nice."

Hi-C slices right through the first sting bat, and halfway through the second!

ROUND 2:

Handsome Gob
Egg
Justin
red-11
DR34-M12-4
Yellow-11
Hi-C -6

Bold may act!

"Barely a prick Hi-C! Amirite?!?"

"Everyone, geek the sickly yellowish one!"

Inspiring boost to heal Hi-C for 10 SP. Get 'em placed on yellow

Justin braces and fires twice. Quantity has a quality all its own.

attack: 1d20 + 2 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 2 + 2 - 4 = 9 for damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

attack: 1d20 + 2 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 2 - 4 = 6 for damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

"I thought I was your little f "

Shoots yellow

KAC number 1: 1d20 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 2 - 2 + 1 = 3
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

"You ARE! I'm sayin' come here so you don't get stung!"

Hows there working out for you? Sorry, you ve been replaced by this tree . I mean you re good but you can t compete with this much wood

Egg Fortitude save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16

Handsome inspires Hi-C to ignore the mosquito bite while Justin and Egg fire wildly, missing any targets. Egg feels his limbs begin to loosen up and no longer feels sluggish.

ROUND 3:

Handsome Gob
Egg
Justin
red-11
DR34-M12-4
Yellow-11
Hi-C -6

Bold may act!

The red stingbat, jumps to another low hanging branch to distance himself from that shiny claw Hi-C is carrying before striking at egg with his tail,

Tail sting: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 231d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Egg Fortitude: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

stinging egg in the lower left arm, but he doesnt seem to be slowing down from it this time.

ROUND 3:

Handsome Gob
Egg -3
Justin
red-11
DR34-M12-4
Yellow-11
Hi-C -6

"I have a laser rifle and nanites! Leave me alone!" DR34-M12 yelled as she fired at the yellow monkey again.

Move action guarded step, standard action to attack the monkey.

Laser Rife, Poison: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 7 - 2 = 24
Fire: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

DR34-M12's shot downs the yellow stingbat!

ROUND 3:

Handsome Gob
Egg
Justin
red-11
DR34-M12-4
Hi-C -6

Bold may act!

Sorry, you ve been replaced by this tree

"Ain't no tree gonna strike back, though. And if you find one that does, you got bigger problems!"

If the remaining stingbat is still low enough to hit in melee, Hi-C will full attack. Otherwise, he pulls out his artillery laser, switches grip, and shoots.

Curve Blade vs KAC: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 7 - 4 = 15
Slashing Damage: 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

Curve Blade vs KAC: 1d20 + 7 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 7 - 4 = 14
Slashing Damage: 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

Hi-C's slash takes the final sting bat down resulting in a roar of dismay and threatening hoots and yells from the remaining sting bat troop, but they do retreat higher into the trees and give you a wide berth.

Handsome Gob
Egg
Justin
DR34-M12-4
Hi-C

Bold may act!

Do I need to make any more saves for the poison?

DR34-M12's circuits pulsated in relief as the sting bats retreat. "Well that was horrible. Why is it that people are so worried about goblins when clearly animals are the horrible little murderers? Do these ones turn you in to zombies too?" The android said to her crew mates as she kept her rifle trained on the remaining sting bats.

"Hurry up an' stuff your cheeks with that fruit before they learn to count."

Total Defense

DR34-M12, you were never poisoned, I mentioned it above but because of android immunities you saved the first time.

Justin heads over and starts stuffing his cheeks with fruit

"That was awful what set them off?" Egg says putting his gun away and uses a finger to clean out his bloody ear.

"Cause I agree with DR, I do not like these animals"

Egg begins to grab some fruit

"Fruit? Is that what we're here for? I thought it was the obelisk. But hey, I'm not turning food down!! Yummmm!"

Handsome shrugs, picks up some fruit and starts munching.

once Justin gets within 15 feet of the obelisk he immediately freezes in place.

Round 4:

Handsome Gob
Egg
Justin
DR34-M12-4
Hi-C
flowers

Almost as soon as Justin stops moving, the flowers the base of the obelisk shuffle towards him and lash out at him!

Flower bite!: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 322d6 + 18 ⇒ (4, 3) + 18 = 25 oh dear....a critical.

The flowers rip into Justin, raking flesh from his arms and legs with every tiny bite.

Round 5:

Handsome Gob
Egg
Justin -25, Paralyzed
DR34-M12-4
Hi-C
flowers

Bold may act!

Life science: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

its a scent based thing so ya...bamboozled again "/ haha ALL, may act!

Justin goes all glassy eyed "Oooo thats an amazing... "

GLOMP as half the flesh on his arm vanishes

"AHHHHHHHHH.....you HAD to mention trees that hit didn't you!!!!! "

And Justin will withdraw back to that other, much friendlier tree.

"poisoned.. people.. how.. are.. YOU... feeling.... "

"Ya gonna get behind me now?"

Hi-C double moves towards the flowers.

"Ya gonna get behind me now?"

Hi-C double moves towards the flowers.

"Not all trees are evil, I'm still trusthing.. this.. one.. oh gods... "

"Not all trees are evil

"Tell that to the dwarves."

"I WOULD but they lost their planet. Probably when they cut down all the trees "

"You know its a plant right...Fire bad and what not"egg says looking down at Justin.

Life Science: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

"You got anything we can light and then lob at the thing, maybe some accelerant to throw on it" He says typing on his compad

"I know you all owe me drinks for not getting paralyzed when you smell it. AND THAT IT HURTS "

"Ya got bit once. It's gonna bite me a lot. We survive this and fig daiquiris are on me."

"You know its a plant right...Fire bad and what not"egg says looking down at Justin.

"You got anything we can light and then lob at the thing, maybe some accelerant to throw on it" He says typing on his compad

"I've got a laser!" DR34-M12 yelled as she opened fire on the carnivorous plant.

Move action to activate combat tracking, standard action to attack.

Laser Rifle; CT: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 1 = 20
Fire: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

"We've got to get Justin away from that thing."

"We've got to get Justin away from that thing."

When the smoke from the laser blast clears justin whistles from 60 feet away behind a much friendlier tree and waves. Ysoki getting away from big sharp pointy teeth is in their DNA.

"Yeah! Good job Justin, do you have a grappling hook in those pouches?"

"Blast the vicious rat-eating flower!!"

"Justin, don't lose faith in ALL trees!" Then Handsome breaks out into a little song...

Handsome inspiring boosts Justin, healing 10SP and places get 'em on the evil, evil flower!

Must.. stay.. alive.. can't.. go.. to graveyard.. with.. horrible.. goblin.. singing.. last.. thing.. hear....