GM Friendly Sauce’s Dead Suns

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"Maybe we can find a back door? The stakes are high enough we can justify killing them all if we have to but I'd rather not if its avoidable. "

"We should just drop in and strike" he says pulling his guns ready to strike.

Hi-C closes his eyes and shakes his head quickly, as if he misheard something.

"Change of heart, Mr. Let's-learn-about-these-primitives?"

"It's only what? A day since we last fought that holographic thing? But it feels like weeks or a month? Guess his trigger finger is feeling itchy..."

Handsome looks for a back door or other alternate entry.
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"Nope. Looks like there's absolutely no alternative whatsoever. Guess we're just gonna have to kill em all!"

Hi-C flips the cover off Handsome's scope.

"Maybe we could try diplomacy again?" Dreamz is barely able to say with a straight face as she checked the power readings on her rifle.

Hi-C flips the cover off Handsome's scope.

"Hey you broke..... oh."

Handsome takes another look around...

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

"We can try, but I think they would not be open to a peaceful negotiation!"he says with a slight laugh

after Hi-C's expert help with the scope, Handsome is able to see at least 3 main entrances that are heavily guarded. The rear of the Temple is obscured by piles of debris and destroyed buildings.

"Welp, guess I'll say hello. Then you all shoot them, yah? Good plan? Great!"

Handsome steps out and approaches. Aware that they probably won't understand a thing Handsome says, he nevertheless greets them, gesturing in a non-threatening manner.

"Yo! Yo! Yo! This is absolutely your lucky day! 'Why?' You may ask. Well I'll tell ya! You've all got in your presence a group of genuine, bona-fide sky angels!! And we're here with the opportunity of a lifetime! Let us in for a looksie (we won't be long) and we'll cut you in for one thousandth of a basis point of our net profits from the junk food monopoly that we'll soon be establishing on this planet." In a lower, hushed tone, Handsome quickly adds, "Less applicable service fees. Terms and conditions apply."

Handsome continues on in a full, confident tone, "Think about it! I know you all are religious fanatics but I'm tellin ya! The offer I'm laying out is absolutely something to get fanatic about!"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 15 + 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 15 + (1) + 1 = 34

puts the goblin in his sights

'He knows they can't understand him right, wait have we tried Kasathan yet?" he says thinking about if they visited once before maybe they left ancient languages?

"Handsome stepping up there first is a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

Dreamz' circuits pulsed as she quickly ran some calculations. "Based on organic addiction rates to sugar, caffeine, and targeted ads, that would still net them thousands of credits over a standard contract period. But based on those same addiction rates they would also end up in debt."

"that is not always true, sugar and caffeine may not affect them the same way as say me" he says observing alongside the rest