Knock-Knock!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Example of Play:

POSTER #1: Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Keanu.

Keanu who? /end of post

POSTER #2: Keanu believe it took THIS LONG before somebody started a knock-knock joke game?!?

Knock-knock?

Who's there?

Anthony.

Anthony who?

And so on...now to begin:

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Solomon.

Solomon who?

[Cuchulainn]

Solomon better respond to your post so that this thread gets moving!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

[Ventnor]

Oliver face? You gotta be more careful when carrying buckets of acid!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Joe

Joe who?

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Joe have got to be kidding, only three people have posted thus far?

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Dude

Dude who?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dude Forum Games really need a Knock-Knock joke thread?

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Thoth.

Thoth who?

[Uncle Teddy]

Thoth you knew it was about time.

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Ben.

Ben who?

[KenderKin]

Ben Dover, Goatoucher is on his way over to this thread.

knock-knock!

Who's there?

Goat.

Goat who?

[Ventnor]

Goat to go now for unimportant reasons.

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Pete.

Pete who?

[KenderKin]

Pete who pan!

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Dove.

Dove who?

[GoatToucher]

Dove anybody want a peanut?

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Ointment.

Ointment who?

[KenderKin]

Ointment is not all your going to need if you open your door for Goattoucher....

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tuba.

Tuba who?

[Sissyl]

Tuba or not tuba, that's the question, isn't it?

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Matt.

Matt who?

[KenderKin]

Matt who Maconehy....

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Tigger.

Tigger who?

[GoatToucher]

Tigger Warning: Pooh references.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Cthulhu.

Cthulhu Who?

[Goth Guru]

Gesundheit
Knock Knock!
Who's there
Zalgo.
Zalgo Who?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Zalgo to Australia or Ireland or Finland or somewhere like that soon, because America's about to be in deep s+#*!

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Edward.

Edward who?

[Anonymous Warrior]

Ed Ward wit yeh Ser, I hev a culd. Wud you led meh yeh het?

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Collin

Collin who?

[Goth Guru]

Fuller Brush Callin. Would you like to buy some Skin So Soft?

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Haster

Haster who?

[Ventnor]

Haster open the door when people knock. Otherwise they think I'm rude!

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

EXTREME!!!

EXTREME!!! who?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

EXTREME!!! EXTREME!!! READ ALL ABOUT IT! KNOCK-KNOCK THREAD STRIKES AGAIN!

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Lord Xeen!

Lord Xeen who?

[Goth Guru]

LordXeen geges for your sore throat

Knock-Knock!

Who's there?

Owl!

Owl who?

[The Game Hamster]

owl you one.

Knock-knock
Who's there??
Arthur
Arthur who?

[Ko-Ko the Bold]

Arthur any good punch lines?

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?

[The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan]

Noah don't want another vacuum cleaner, I have ten already!

Knock-knock​
Who's there?
Justin Casey
Justin Casey who?

[The Game Hamster]

Justin Casey you get hurt

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Howe
Howe who?

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Howe going to revive this thread?

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Weeded
Weeded who?

[Fish-Malkovich]

Weeded revive this thread, but it hasn't got very far.

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Cheese Shoppe.
Cheese Shoppe who?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

CHEEEEEESE, wouldja just Shoppe-up already?!? *shoots Fish-Malkovich dead*
...Such a senseless waste of demihuman life.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Oppenheimer.

Oppenheimer who?

[Bumptious Wazzock]

Oppenheimer you showed up again, IHIYC, we thought you had disappeared!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Barbie!

Barbie who?

[Jezebel Gemblade]

Barbie-rian! *Rages, bisects Bumptious Wazzock with greataxe*

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Zergrush!

Zergrush who?

[Dedrick, The Professor]

Zergrush! This has become awfully violent all of a sudden!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Hamburger.

Hamburger who?

[Waterhammer]

Ham, Burgher of Wichita.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?

[Skiron]

AAAAAAAHHH, I just got mauled in the eyes by a blasted -HAMSTER- (it is a good thing I keep so many spares...!)!!!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nyarlathotep.

Nyarlathotep who?