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A lemon with ears , as well. What are they putting in that port?!Along with the furniture a lemon is now talking to me...Please, Rysky Bey, have a glass of Sublime Port to go with your Stilton-smeared roast 'Wampi. Have two!
I don't, not really. But I also don't want the rest of my furniture to expect stuff from me either. But, but... they're your loyal subjects, your Ottoman Empire.
I don't know, I already drank it all.
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True! Them hotpockets ain't gonna eat themselves, y'know!Rysk-lady, why TacticFeline favorite so many posts?
It almost be like he needs excercises for index finger.Hey, if the Onion Knight can get all his exercise with just one finger more power to him, lots of people need their whole hand.
Don't think too hard on that.
Yes... hotpockets... that's what I'm eating... yes...
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Well, by now, I've moved on to ordering pizza!
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Rysky, what are those *things* on his pizza?
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(Pineapple and extra cheese. See Crystal for the Alignment thereof.)
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I think StrategoKitten would probably be much more soothing but also more random game to play than regular Stratego.
Hey Rysky, have you seen the Mentos roll I bought yesterday?
Rysky, what should one do, when the GM's dice are usurping all the odds in a fight?
Ooh, a real puzzler for Rysky. Whatever could be causing something like that?
>:D
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Rysky, what should one do, when the GM's dice are usurping all the odds in a fight?
Ooh, a real puzzler for Rysky. Whatever could be causing something like that?
>:D
My apologies, haven't a clue.
*pets lap MP behind the ears*
{refills Mistress's iced tea} Perhaps Keenfeetses should use Rykram® yoga to condition the body and allow the mind to briefly glimpse enlightenment?
Keenfeetses, please assume the Downward Stool pose and hold it.
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Rysky, what should one do, when the GM's dice are usurping all the odds in a fight?
Ooh, a real puzzler for Rysky. Whatever could be causing something like that?
>:D
My apologies, haven't a clue.
*pets lap MP behind the ears*
{refills Mistress's iced tea} Perhaps Keenfeetses should use Rykram® yoga to condition the body and allow the mind to briefly glimpse enlightenment?
Keenfeetses, please assume the Downward Stool pose and hold it.
Yes, I could use a good footstool.
*uses tail to give Hunt some ear scritches*
... now if I could just get him to stop adding friggin ice to the tea.
Rysky, do you think dropping a minor Resident Evil Tyrant, PF style, on a lvl 3 party is evil?
Just some general questions about Golarion and Pathfinder...
1) What is your top 5 favorite classes?
2) What is your top 5 favorite races?
3) Do you GM or play or goes both ways?
4) Who is your favorite NPC from Golarion?
5) Who is your least favorite NPC from Golarion?
6) What is your top 5 favorite deities from Golarion?
7) What is bottom 5 list of the least favorite deities from Golarion?
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I've been keeping my eye on your Rysky! One thing I do not get though.. was last night really necessary? I mean, You are on the silver crusade, But did you really have to do that?! Makes me and my trumpets look positively innocent.
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Just some general questions about Golarion and Pathfinder...
1) What is your top 5 favorite classes?
2) What is your top 5 favorite races?
3) Do you GM or play or goes both ways?
4) Who is your favorite NPC from Golarion?
5) Who is your least favorite NPC from Golarion?
6) What is your top 5 favorite deities from Golarion?
7) What is bottom 5 list of the least favorite deities from Golarion?
1) Barbarian, Antipaladin, Bard, Skald, Spiritualist
2) Changelings, Skinwalkers, Tieflings, Aasimars, Gnolls
3) Ha! Yes :3 (though I greatly prefer to be a player)
4) Hmmm, tough one... I guess Arueshalae.
5) Father Tobyn
6) Nocticula, Szuriel, Ealdeez, Feronia, Sekhmet
7) Abadar, Socothbenoth, Kotschie, Folca, Razmir (he's got a religion so meh)
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I've been keeping my eye on your Rysky! One thing I do not get though.. was last night really necessary? I mean, You are on the silver crusade, But did you really have to do that?! Makes me and my trumpets look positively innocent.
Hey, hey, hey, sometimes Paladins need to fall... to all fours.
More questions...
1) What is your favorite region in Golarion?
2) What is your least favorite region in Golarion(after Okeno that is)?
3) What is your favorite monster?
4) What is your least favorite monster?
5) What is your favorite AP?
6) What is your favorite Pathfinder Tales Novel?
7) What is your favorite Pathfinder Player Companion book?
8) What is your favorite Pathfinder Pathfinder Campaign book?
9) Do you like these question?
10) What is the best thing you have done as a GM?
11) What is the best thing you have done as a player?
12) What is the worst thing you have done as a GM?
13) What is the worst thing you have done as a player?
14) What have been some of your favorite PCs that you have played?
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More questions...
1) What is your favorite region in Golarion?
2) What is your least favorite region in Golarion(after Okeno that is)?
3) What is your favorite monster?
4) What is your least favorite monster?
5) What is your favorite AP?
6) What is your favorite Pathfinder Tales Novel?
7) What is your favorite Pathfinder Player Companion book?
8) What is your favorite Pathfinder Pathfinder Campaign book?
9) Do you like these question?
1) Ustalav.
2)Galt.
3) Linnorms! Or if I have to pick a specific creature it would be Succubi :3
4) Hmmm, I don't think I have one, haven't really encountered one as a player that I hated more than the others.
5) Reign of Winter (playing in it atm).
6) Three-way tie between Prince of Wolves, Winter Witch, and Crusader's Road.
7) *shrugs* I guess Heroes of the Wild atm, since it lets you play Fey altered characters.
8) Book of the Damned 3! No, Rule of Fear! No, Irrisen - Land of Eternal Winter!... I think it'd be easier to list the ones I don't like...
9) Yes, but it keep it at 10 or lower, that's like a rule or something isn't it?
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10) What is the best thing you have done as a GM?11) What is the best thing you have done as a player?
12) What is the worst thing you have done as a GM?
13) What is the worst thing you have done as a player?
14) What have been some of your favorite PCs that you have played?
10) Had the party discover a town overrun with zombies, after clearing the place out they found a large wolf rug in the town hall that had very old swords pinning its limbs to the floor, but one of the swords had fallen out. Not thinking anything of it they put the sword back in before barricading themselves in the most well put together house for some sleep. When they woke up the next day they couldn't see outside the front window so when they went out they found the wolf rug with only two the swords pinning it to the side of the house covering the window, with claw marks on the building and on the ground leading from the town hall, like the rug was trying to get in to them while they slept.
Needless to say it scared the players s~~%less.
11) Was playing a Paladin in a party full of CNs and we had been contacted by an avatar of the Green Mother so she could gain a foothold in the material plane. Well half the party wanted to work for her because she gave them gifts and lots and lots of stupid stuff and arguing later my Pally wasn't having any of it so she went and bought 50 flasks of alchemist fire before they went back to her. When they got to her and saw my character with the bulging backpack she asked if we had brought her a gift. My simple response was "Yes, the gift of FIRE!" and then she threw. Cue one very dead evil tree lady.
12) Probably the above (I still can't get any games to go back to Ustalav).
13) Made the GM have a breakdown and cancel the game.
14)There's Lyosha Neverhome, my suicidally depressed Linnorm blooded Barbarian I'm playing in the RoW game.
Yazi, my psychopathic hedonistic Half-Elf daughter of a Jackelware in a LoF game who nicknames everything because she can't remember their actual names (All the Gnolls are "Fluffies", the Paladin is "Sunshine", Rovagug is "Ol' Grumpy", etc).
Nymph, my lesbian wereshark heritage Skinwalker in a S&S game who has no idea what she's doing.
Any and all of the Dauds.
These are all PbP characters and games here on the Paizo forums btw :3
Why don't you go and pick on the other gremlins for a change?
We pugwampis have abuse heaped on us by so-called "Adventurers"—read that as "Serial Killers of Interesting Creatures and People"—and really don't need any more grief, thank you very much! :p
Why don't you go and pick on the other gremlins for a change?
We pugwampis have abuse heaped on us by so-called "Adventurers"—read that as "Serial Killers of Interesting Creatures and People"—and really don't need any more grief, thank you very much! :p
The proper term is Murder Hobo.
*casts Mythic Hold Monster on Master Pugwampi*
Happy Tuesday Rysky!
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Why don't you go and pick on the other gremlins for a change?
We pugwampis have abuse heaped on us by so-called "Adventurers"—read that as "Serial Killers of Interesting Creatures and People"—and really don't need any more grief, thank you very much! :p
Because you're cute and I like touting an aura of unluck.
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Why don't you go and pick on the other gremlins for a change?
We pugwampis have abuse heaped on us by so-called "Adventurers"—read that as "Serial Killers of Interesting Creatures and People"—and really don't need any more grief, thank you very much! :p
The proper term is Murder Hobo.
*casts Mythic Hold Monster on Master Pugwampi*
Happy Tuesday Rysky!
Yay! Thankies MJMD031 :3
*glomps*
Soooooo squishy...
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Why don't you go and pick on the other gremlins for a change?
We pugwampis have abuse heaped on us by so-called "Adventurers"—read that as "Serial Killers of Interesting Creatures and People"—and really don't need any more grief, thank you very much! :p
The proper term is Murder Hobo.
*casts Mythic Hold Monster on Master Pugwampi*
Happy Tuesday Rysky!
Mmpf mf Mmpf, mpf mmpffinf mmpffuf!
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Why don't you go and pick on the other gremlins for a change?
We pugwampis have abuse heaped on us by so-called "Adventurers"—read that as "Serial Killers of Interesting Creatures and People"—and really don't need any more grief, thank you very much! :p
The proper term is Murder Hobo.
*casts Mythic Hold Monster on Master Pugwampi*
Happy Tuesday Rysky!
Mmpf mf Mmpf, mpf mmpffinf mmpffuf!
*nuzzle* *nuzzle*
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What do you do when you are depressed?
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What do you do when you are depressed?
Oh...
Um, I try to focus on my PbPs, they help a lot usually... unless something happens in them that aggravates my depression (Bad things happening to your or other PCs, PCs broke up, PC got rejected, PC is being used, PC you really like turns out to be completely worthless...).
I noticed something you mentioned in a above post...
Are all the games you play in are PbP games?
Rysky, you said you spooked your player's characters with the wolf skin.
Have there been any other 'mind-fck' situations you've orchestrated?
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Rysky, you said you spooked your player's characters with the wolf skin.
Have there been any other 'mind-fck' situations you've orchestrated?
None immediately come to mind as a GM but in an Eberron game I was playing a Cleric of the Dark Six and we had commandeered one of those fancy flying ships (from the pirate principalities I believe). Well the Dragonmarked half-elf house of fancy fliers hyuck hyuck came by and clamed the ship as theirs since it was a ship, and in the air. But since we had a marked member of said house in the party they "allowed" us to keep the ship as long as we "remembered" we and the ship were servants/property of said party member. Well previously unassuming and nice party member's ego grew 30x that day and after putting up with him for a few hours and just wanting to toss him overboard my cleric gets an idea that night.
Borrowing the medusa head the Psychic Warrior in the group had recently gained as a trophy I cast invisibility onto myself and shove my hand into the head like a puppet. "Haunted" flying medusa head proceeded to float about the ship spouting dire and doomy nonsense until half the crew is wanting to jump ship. Because as we all know sailors aren't superstitious at all.
Afterwards the crew came to the only cleric (me) on board and begged me to help cleanse the ship. I agreed as long they provided the money for the materials for the ritual (there weren't any). So not only did I terrify a whole ship and ritually (and artistically) sanctify and dedicate it to the Dark Six AND get paid for doing so, I earned the eternal thanks of the crew for helping them after the ill omen their new captain had brought upon them.
P.S. The sailors didn't pay out of their own pockets, they made the captain pay :3
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Rysky, why did you eat my fries?Because they deserved death! And eating fries is how one goes about executing them. At least that's what I do anyway, don't know what weird methods you guys use...
But I wanted them, and they were mine.
But you ate them.You ate my fries.
And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.
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Rysky, why did you eat my fries?Because they deserved death! And eating fries is how one goes about executing them. At least that's what I do anyway, don't know what weird methods you guys use...But I wanted them, and they were mine.
But you ate them.
You ate my fries.
And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.
Which is a shame, because your tears are probably tasty.
Hmm, if I give you this feral kid wearing a bear's head I found will that make up for it?
Piece of bubblegum?
That was great Rysky, i'd have loved to see that. ^^
Rysky, i've heard a rumor that you're training wumpi to be adequate butlers.
How much of it is true?
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Rysky, i've heard a rumor that you're training wumpi to be adequate butlers.
How much of it is true?
Let's find out!
*rings bell*
Sorry for the delay, I had to get everything prepared.
Bite me!
:P
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Rysky, i've heard a rumor that you're training wumpi to be adequate butlers.
How much of it is true?
Let's find out!
*rings bell*
Sorry for the delay, I had to get everything prepared.
Bite me!
:P
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Dammit, I told him I like Zinfandel for my baths. But at least he's got the guest's jewel kickin down, and he's looks so cuuuute in his little tux :3
Now to find someone to clean this off of me...
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Rysky, i've heard a rumor that you're training wumpi to be adequate butlers.
How much of it is true?
Let's find out!
*rings bell*
Sorry for the delay, I had to get everything prepared.
Bite me!
:P
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Dammit, I told him I like Zinfandel for my baths. But at least he's got the guest's jewel kickin down, and he's looks so cuuuute in his little tux :3
Now to find someone to clean this off of me...
Why do I feel compelled to show up here all of a sudden?
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Why do I feel compelled to show up here all of a sudden?Rysky, i've heard a rumor that you're training wumpi to be adequate butlers.
How much of it is true?
Let's find out!
*rings bell*
Sorry for the delay, I had to get everything prepared.
Bite me!
:P
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Dammit, I told him I like Zinfandel for my baths. But at least he's got the guest's jewel kickin down, and he's looks so cuuuute in his little tux :3
Now to find someone to clean this off of me...
Because you are a good and scrumptious pet who will get many, many treats.
I prefer them signing a contract, it binds them with no way out of it.
By the way, how many pugwampi should i throw at a 5 characters lvl 5 party?
Layout: 1 ice sorceress, 1 archer (fighter variant), 1 cleric, 1 inquisitor & 1 pally/sorc (also ice spells). Snowballs are a nuisance btw...
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I prefer them signing a contract, it binds them with no way out of it.
By the way, how many pugwampi should i throw at a 5 characters lvl 5 party?
Layout: 1 ice sorceress, 1 archer (fighter variant), 1 cleric, 1 inquisitor & 1 pally/sorc (also ice spells). Snowballs are a nuisance btw...
If there's plenty of traps in the area, then you just need one.
Other variations would be to unleash a horde of Gnolls on them with an equal amount of Wampis... or a Linnorm.
And give Gnoll or Wampi levels in Bloodrager with the Untouchable archetype.