Goblins need new Chief!

[Feeva]

Hey Chiefs! Can you hear me? This Feeva's first time make words-that-travel-real-far. You maybe need longshanks slave read this. Feeva not know.

Feeva part of group of Gobbies and Froggies and Wolfies and Teeths. We play longshanks game name Make King. We have job make bigbig Goblin Chief so longshanks be nice. Give us yumyums. Adventure people stop killing Gobbies. That kind of thing.

But we have problem. Chief get real busy with big Chief things. Say he too busy tell us what to do. So we all stuck in ditch waiting for bad nits with taxes. Need kill them. But we wait longlong time and tax nits not coming because Chief too busy. Chief say we need find new Chief. Keep play Make King. Who want the job?

Feeva tell you about group so new Chief can be ready.
1. First is Wreckwitch Bogshoot. He have bombs. Make things go boomboom.
2. Next is Chubgrub. He do funny dance for 1minute. Make brother come from other place. His name be Big Chubgrub.
3. Then have Kibbles Darkswaddle. He a knight like in stories. He ride wolfie name Snouts.
4. Okki be like pajama-man minja. He like to sneak and stab and sneak.
5. Farg Farg be like Kibbles. His wolfie be name Fangface.
6. Mikmek not Gobbie. He be frog. Say he be drood. Live in swamp. Poke with stick. He have big froggie friend name Shortleg.
7. Next is HopHop. She like Mikmek but have gator name Teeths. She be Goblin.
8. Chopslot Horsekiller be part Bugbear. He get real bigbad mad. Smash things. Make them dead.
9. And I be Feeva. Have scorpion friend name Mister Stinger. Live in hat. I be witch. Make longshanks sleep.

So. Who be intern-ested? We need new Chief, keep play Make King.

Feel free to peruse where we're at so far. Only Goblin Chiefs and their slaves should apply; we're taking this insane AP very seriously. ;-)
Gameplay Thread

[Hophop]

Hophop want to kill Bad Nits! Feed to Teeths!

[Avatar of Venkelvore]

Any of you Gobs still around? The great and powerful Venkelvore wishes to see what will come of this goblin game, Make King.

could run through the first encounter for you, if you like

[Feeva]

AAAHHHHH!!!!! It be Venkelvore!!! Chubgrub be right, you is real!

Please not eat us, Mighty Venkelvore. If you give us blessing, help us, Gobs can win Make King.

That would be awesome! Anything to get us moving again. :-)

[Priscilla Springheel]

this sounds fun any room for some more players??? Love to do a feral gnasher??

[Azten]

Room for a crazed sorcerer that has a very good reason to be crazy?

[Threeshades]

Wait, you guys are playing King Maker? - With Goblins?

I want in so hard!

[NeoSeraphi]

You guys are obviously quite full, but I just wanted to post and say, Venkelvore, for the love of Asmodeus help these guys out and don't let their game die. This is quite possibly one of the greatest twists on an AP I've ever seen.

[Poog of Zarongel 2]

if you needs someone i'm heres...

[Mikmek]

Just for record, Mikmek not goblin. Mikmek is Grippli. Goblins call Mikmek frog, but Mikmek no frog. Shortleg is frog. Right Shortleg?

Ribbit.

See? Good Shortleg. Mikmek go back to Making King now.