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Isn't it ironic that the short topic has two pages now?

It's like getting a Chevy when you ask for a Ford.


*an eye bubbles up out of the pipe*

4y|`+O#^w>?


<Sucks hard from the pipe so the eye goes back inside>


Alanis Morrissette wrote:

Isn't it ironic that the short topic has two pages now?

It's like getting a Chevy when you ask for a Ford.

I have a theory that maybe, maybe, all the posts are an illusion caused by the extreme state of relaxation achieved from staying in such a short and quiet topic.

Aye, that must be it.


Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
<Sucks hard from the pipe so the eye goes back inside>

*pops and sprays 1s, 0s, @s, and Xs on the carpet*


Are you serious?

Sovereign Court

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Alanis Morrissette wrote:

Isn't it ironic that the short topic has two pages now?

It's like getting a Chevy when you ask for a Ford.

I have a theory that maybe, maybe, all the posts are an illusion caused by the extreme state of relaxation achieved from staying in such a short and quiet topic.

Aye, that must be it.

Or the illusions could be actual hallucinations caused by you smoking the eyes of Things from Beyond the Veil ...


zylphryx wrote:
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Alanis Morrissette wrote:

Isn't it ironic that the short topic has two pages now?

It's like getting a Chevy when you ask for a Ford.

I have a theory that maybe, maybe, all the posts are an illusion caused by the extreme state of relaxation achieved from staying in such a short and quiet topic.

Aye, that must be it.

Or the illusions could be actual hallucinations caused by you smoking the eyes of Things from Beyond the Veil ...

*b|0^p!*


zylphryx wrote:

Or the illusions could be actual hallucinations caused by you smoking the eyes of Things from Beyond the Veil ...

This thing? Nah, it's perfectly fine <Smokes>. The couch next door sent a telegram this morning telling me there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.


Someone mentioned pizza...


Please don't reply to this thread. We've done this before: that way lies madness. Please stop.

Spoiler:
All hail Leafar!

Sovereign Court

Madness you say? Why, that's like hot sauce for the brain!

Mmmmm ... hot sauce brain ....


Acolyte of Leafar the Loved wrote:

Please don't reply to this thread. We've done this before: that way lies madness. Please stop.

** spoiler omitted **

*salutes!* Will do guv'nur!


*looks around*
I was told there would be cake.

Sovereign Court

<hands the Monkey King a slice of spicy brain cake>


I hearby claim this thread in the name of all of the Free Peoples of the OTD forum. Feel free to post here and stick it to Leafar the...I mean Klaus van der Kroft. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!


Whoa!


ALL HAIL LORD WRAITHSTRIKE!!!!!


Wraithstrike Minion #1 wrote:
ALL HAIL LORD WRAITHSTRIKE!!!!!

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHOCOBERRY PUDDING

Or don't, if you feel like it.


Wraithstrike Minion #1 wrote:
ALL HAIL LORD WRAITHSTRIKE!!!!!

Wraithstrike is inferior to the powers of the Free Peoples of this thread.


Are my nuts in this thread?


*eyeballs the eyeless squirrel*

q^%;{ -T<9=?\ i~!'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn#U|


Blind Squirrel wrote:

Are my nuts in this thread?

There are nuts in this thread. Whether or not they are yours is up for debate.


Hot Dogs for EVERYONE! Get 'em while they're hot! *kicks stove*


Ruh roh!


*wanders into the thread dressed in full hunting gear*


Rat-a-tat!

Boom!


Guys, we are out of chairs. Also, we only have 10 plates for pizza. I think we're going to have to share.

So, Undead Leon Czolgosz... you and Dick Cheney will use the same seat. Try not to shoot/eat each other; the carpet is new.

Rusty, I think we have plastic cuttlery in the back for you.

Ensirio, we said pizza! If they get stuffed with hot-dogs, they won't eat what we ordered. And we're not having this pizza go stale.

Gran Rey de los Monos and Blind Squirel, you guys are going to have to eat on the floor. I'm sorry, but we just don't have the infrastructure.

JDM031, take that hat off. It's bad form. Only then you can eat.

Zylphryx, I think this medula oblongata-pepperoni one is yours. Please use a fork; no eating with the tentacles straight from the box.

Wot and Acolyte of Leafar, goblins go in the back. We talked about it in the memo.

As for all the unspeakable horrors from between the stars we have in the room, please, PLEASE, stop flushing colour-out-of-space into the toilet.

Good Heavens, this was supposed to be my vacation.


Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Ensirio, we said pizza! If they get stuffed with hot-dogs, they won't eat what we ordered. And we're not having this pizza go stale.

Good point. No riddance for bad pizza.

Hot dogs are better on Friday anyway.


Where do I sit? On your lap? Why is the room spinning?


Snooki wrote:
Why is the room spinning?

*looks up from turning the corners inside-out*


You take off your hat.


Mine is not a hat; it's a scaphander!


Potato, Potato.

Scarab Sages

Tomato, Tomato.

Also, am I the only one who heard the Christopher Walken "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off" bit in my head?


I was told there would be Sock Puppets here; was I misinformed?


}m3` /Pv%^_?"a1 R#,+[6666666666666666!q>


{floats in, starts burping the alphabet}


Everyone attack!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Has this turned into a ballroom blitz?


*punts the demilich* AAAAAAAAAND HEEEEEEE'S OUTTA THERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!


moo?


Oink?


Cool? Cool, cool, cool?


I have no idea what's going on.


Don't look at me man, I didn't do it.


It was Old Man Jenkins!


*bumps into the side of his fishbowl*


Fishstick wrote:
*bumps into the side of his fishbowl*

*slides up and down along the edge*


Jump here, fish! I'll help you!

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