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22 posts. Alias of Kajehase.


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Everyone attack!


Stupid catchphrase.


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Justin Franklin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
That's my line!
Haven't we all stolen each others lines by now? :)

Everyone attack!


Phew! Operations should be able to continue seamlessly - the scapegoat works.


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Everyone aaaaattaaack!


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Quite so.


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Now, everyone attack!


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Besides, he only does Ballroom Blitzes.


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
The man in the back said everyone roll D20 ..

That guy says the damndest things.


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Everyone attack!


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If I say, "everyone attack," what are the chances of it turning into a ballroom blitz?


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Orthos wrote:
FHDM is no longer alone in his Facebook avoidance, I've never had one either and Scint just deleted hers =P
Whats up with this facebook anyway? My friends bother me from time to time ..

I enjoy Facebook, mainly because I have a wide-distribution of friends. I don't like calling people on the phone, I am not a good email/snail mail writer, and I enjoy keeping up with my friends and their lives. I have reconnected with several high school/college friends, Army buddies, and the various virtual folks I know from various places/games.

Plus, I don't feel it's all that intrusive. I like targeted media ads, they often show me things I want to buy (a heck of a lot better than the TV IMO). It's free, and my life is boring enough I doubt anyone/any govt agency is looking my info up.

That's good to hear. Carry on citizen.


lynora wrote:
Yes, exactly. I see you in there behind the sports equipment my little video gamer never uses. :/

Me too?


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Treppa wrote:

GAH! Bloody thieves! Sorry to hear it, Lindisty. There's nothing lower than a damned thief (unless they are in Les Mis territory).

EDIT: Hey, who stole my clothes?!

*looks innocent*


Celestial Healer wrote:
aeglos wrote:
damn, i had forgotten how awful the Bones dubbing is :-(

It's not that good in English either.

*prepares to be attacked*

Everyone attack!


Everyone attack!


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Everyone attack!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
And it was pure-pot single malt!
Two liters of a single malt? And you are not being treated for alcohol poisioning? You, sir, deserve an honored place among the Bulmahnauts. And a place in a good research laboratory.

He could also be full of it.


Everyone attack!

Full Name

Torc Crusni

Race

Human (Shoanti)

Classes/Levels

Barbarian (Invulnerable Rager, Urban Barbarian)

Gender

Male

Size

Medium

Age

37

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Deity

Gorum

Languages

Common, Shoanti

Strength 18
Dexterity 14
Constitution 16
Intelligence 7
Wisdom 13
Charisma 7

About Torc Crusni

Init: +2 (+2 Dex); Special Senses: None
DEFENSE
AC: 15, 12 touch, 13 flat-footed (+3 Armor, +2 Dex)
HP: 15
Fort: 5 (2 base, +3 Con)
Reflex: 2 (0 Base, +2 Dex)
Will: 1 (0 base, +1 Wis)
Defensive Abilities: Armor Expert (-1 Armor Check - Trait), Crowd Control (+1 to hit and AC if 2+ enemies adjacent)
OFFENSE
Speed: 30
Melee: Earth Breaker +5 (+1 BAB, +4 Str) - +6 when adjacent to 2+ enemies (+1 Class) - Not Raging
Melee Touch: +5 (+1 BAB, +4 Str) - +6 when adjacent to 2+ enemies (+1 Class) - Not Raging
Ranged Touch: +3 (+1 BAB, +2 Dex) - +4 when adjacent to 2+ enemies (+1 Class) - Not Raging
Bonus Damage: Power Attack
STATISTICS
Space: 5 ft
Reach: 5 ft
BAB: +1 (+1 Barbarian)
CMB: +6 (+1 BAB, +4 Str, +1 Trait)
CMD: 17/15 Fl (+1 BAB, +4 Str, +2 Dex) - 18 when adjacent to 2+ enemies (+1 Class)

Feats: Intimidating Prowess, Power Attack

Traits: Armor Expert, Bred for War (Shoanti)

Skills: Total Points 3 (5 Barbarian, -2 Int)
Acrobatics: +6 (+1 Rank, +3 Class, +2 Dex)
Perception: +5 (+1 Rank, +3 Class, +1 Wis)
Survival: +2 (+1 Rank, +1 Wis)

Equipment: 70 lb/300 lb, 73 gp
Backpack (2 lb, 2 gp)
Bedroll (5 lb, 1 sp)
Blanket (1 lb, 5 sp)
Trail Rations x10 (1 lb, 5 gp)
Cold Weather Outfit (0 lb, 0 gp)
Waterskin (4 lb, 1 gp)
Grappling Hook (4 lb, 1 gp)
Rope (10 lb, 1 gp)
Flint and Steel (0 lb, 1 gp)
Studded Leather (20 lb, 25 gp)
Earth Breaker (14 lb, 40 gp)

Special Abilities:
+2 to Ability Score (Str)
Bonus Feat
Skilled

Background:
Torc is your typical member of the Sklar-Quah bred for nothing more than war. He was trained among the barbarians of the Quah, but his training was under one of the more controlled barbarians of the Quah. He was taught to tap into his inner anger to garner strength, but to not let it control him. The training he was subjected to was hard and even cruel at times. He was specifically brought to anger in many different ways, but restrained from being able to act on it. The end goal of this was to force Torc to learn to channel the frustration into a precise strike as opposed to an explosive whirlwind.

The intent behind the training was to mold Torc into a specialized warrior. His instructor did not look down on the typical barbarians of the Quah, just understood that there were plenty of raging maniacs to go around. Torc would be turned into a specific tool for the job, and in this case, it was to counter those who wield magic. Torc never really grew to hate spell casters, there was no specific animosity against them, it was just who he was trained to fight. It has worked well for him in the past when raiding with his tribe, but he has since left his homeland intent on truly testing his mettle. Because he is so specialized, he seeks out groups of adventurers who are out to seek fame and fortune. He doesn’t particularly care about either fame or fortune, but treasure seekers often get themselves into all kinds of trouble. It often results in groups forming that contain many specializations, and as far as he concerned that’s just good battle tactics. No better way to learn than to face those who may be stronger than you, and no better way to succeed than you bring the right tool for the job at hand.