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She was not deleting anything. This time.
gary: fresh jet black coffee in tech team
gary: guaranteed blacker than your soul
That's easy, Cosmo isn't on tech team anyway... Is he?
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That's easy, Cosmo isn't on tech team anyway... Is he?
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Will: Any my heart grew three sizes today.
Mika: No it didn't.
Will: No, it didn't, but it's a good story.
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Justin: so what I'm hearing is we need to have a fan contest for creating the drinks "Cayden's Displeasure" and "Cayden's Bliss"
When I turned 21, my parents bought about a dozen different kinds of hard liquor for the occasion. Everything from coconut rum to tequila to grape schnops to Jameson whiskey.
One of my friends walked in, completely sober, and said, "Hey, I don't feel like going back and forth to get my drink. Let's see what happens when I mix ALL OF THESE TOGETHER."
Imagine mixing people of every possible culture and nationality together and stuffing them all into one skinny man's stomach. They're not going to be happy, and neither was my friend after drinking that tantalizing purple concoction. Two hours later and he was vomiting uncontrollably. He passed out and crashed at my house for nearly ten hours, his face transfixed with a drunken blush that persisted for two days, mocking his insolence long after he had sobered up.
This, my friends, is Cayden's Displeasure.
Some people call it "severe alcohol poisoning," however.
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gary: i have decided that i am doctor octopus
gary: my minions are my robotic arms
robot chris: robotic arm robot?
robot chris: Robot Chris feels meta
For those about to Ock, we salute you!
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Justin: so what I'm hearing is we need to have a fan contest for creating the drinks "Cayden's Displeasure" and "Cayden's Bliss"When I turned 21, my parents bought about a dozen different kinds of hard liquor for the occasion. Everything from coconut rum to tequila to grape schnops to Jameson whiskey.
One of my friends walked in, completely sober, and said, "Hey, I don't feel like going back and forth to get my drink. Let's see what happens when I mix ALL OF THESE TOGETHER."
Imagine mixing people of every possible culture and nationality together and stuffing them all into one skinny man's stomach. They're not going to be happy, and neither was my friend after drinking that tantalizing purple concoction. Two hours later and he was vomiting uncontrollably. He passed out and crashed at my house for nearly ten hours, his face transfixed with a drunken blush that persisted for two days, mocking his insolence long after he had sobered up.
This, my friends, is Cayden's Displeasure.
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If you add some cough syrup and set it aflame, that's a flaming homer.
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christopher: I also like that [redacted] only seems to order during the worst possible weather.
christopher: If the world was ending and blood raining from the sky, I would expect [redacted] to be on the phone placing a sandwich order.
[redacted]: if its not nice enough out to go walk to lunch, and I don't have food in my drawer... I'll be ordering delivery
Cayden gets a spell that lets his priests turn water into booze, is there a spell like that for Coffee?
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Tiny Coffee Golem?!
TCG! Chris needs you!
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Cayden gets a spell that lets his priests turn water into booze, is there a spell like that for Coffee?
I think that priest of Cayden get that spell in the morning. Or more likely sometime around the noon after important holidays.
I have a great hope in TCG's ability to provide enough coffee... Even if he will have to run quickly there and back again multiple times.
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christopher: Sometimes, I get so involved in the mechanics of the website that I forget it actually has content. Feels like one of the guys working on the pyramids suddenly looking up and realizing he's hundreds of feet in the air.
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sara marie: "Liz is preparing to use her Stick of Product Poking™ on it."
liz: ...How about [redacted].
liz: That's more appropriate.
sara marie: or Flail of Product Whacking™
liz: Flails work
liz: Ooh, mace.
liz: because some things need to be smashed
sara marie: Mace of Product Bashing™
liz: Heavy Mace.
...
sara marie: Stick of Product Poking™
sara marie: I wonder what said stick looks like
liz: Knobbly
liz: Maybe with a few thorns.
Will this stick be for sale? Because if so, shut up and take my money!
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Will this stick be for sale? Because if so, shut up and take my money!
Nuuuu. My stick. >.>
But...I has monies.
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Do not try to pawn off Happy Fun Gninja's Stick of Product Poking, for she is your supplier of cookies, and happy fun products.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Gninja.
Give 'im th' stick
DONNNNNNNN'T GIVE 'IM TH' STICK
Do not taunt Happy Fun Gninja.
Awesome! :)
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that sounds like the plot to Arsenic & Old Lace
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Does Paizo have a basement? (I presume the raptor warehouses are elsewhere...)
Naw, any bodies that accrue are just fed to the raptors. Leaving no trace at all...
Does Paizo have a basement? (I presume the raptor warehouses are elsewhere...)
Yes, they do. They keep the devs there. Presumably for slave labor. Or maybe Cosmo needs their souls for some reason.
I would have suggested a large mallet, but I'm too scarred that Liz would become Paizo's version of Gallagher and even more scarred of what she would start smashing in place of the watermelons.
>:-D
Naw, any bodies that accrue are just fed to the raptors. Leaving no trace at all...
"Never trust a man with a pig farm."
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I would have suggested a large mallet, but I'm too scarred that Liz would become Paizo's version of Gallagher and even more scarred of what she would start smashing in place of the watermelons.>:-D
Smashy Mallet + Stick of Product Poking™ = double weapon?
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robot chris: The wild digital products assistant lurks around tech team island, quietly, like a roomba armed with windex.
sara marie: and a bag of glitter
I've been binging on Parks and Recreation lately and this made me think of DJ Roomba.
I've been binging on Parks and Recreation lately and this made me think of DJ Roomba.robot chris: The wild digital products assistant lurks around tech team island, quietly, like a roomba armed with windex.
sara marie: and a bag of glitter
<3
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Going to save everyone some time and quote myself for the rest of the day in one post:
Robot Chris SNOOWWww ommgggdshgbhj snoowow aahhhhh AHHHH snoowwwwwww O___O AAHHHH SNOW YYAAAAY*
*Edited for clarification
So is this a "yay snow" rambling or an "ohgodno snow" rambling
srsly you guys keep mentioning this snow thing what the hell is it?
srsly you guys keep mentioning this snow thing what the hell is it?
I believe it's some strange disturbance in the force. I've only heard rumors of it but I seriously have my doubts on its factuality.