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Shadow Lodge

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Tels wrote:
I have to wonder, if Paizo crashed the website specifically to end the pun-war before it began?

There is no ending the Apuncalypse. There is only delaying the inevitable.

Sovereign Court

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OH GODS WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

<looks around>

excellent <wrings hands in an evil fashion>

I mean ... OH GODS WHAT HAVE I PUN?!?!?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Hmmm... That little button near the top of your post that you can't see that says "delete" might be punerful enough to stop an apuncalypse.

Ahem.


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That's it. I'm challenging you to a duel.
Face off at ten paces, punslinger.

Editorial Intern (Blood)

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redacted: Hey! Your number of [redacted]s per sentence cannot exceed mine!


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Is it safe to come out yet? Oh jeez, *facepaw*, this is Paizo I'm talking about, isn't it. Silly, silly kitty.


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"Don't take yer puns to town, son
Leave yer puns at home, boy

Don't take yer puns to town"


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There will be puns. Oh yes, there will be puns. I think we can depund on that.


Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: We have self-uncanning worms over here.

liz: With man-o-war tentacles?

robot chris: pfft, our worms never came in cans
robot chris: they arrived in style
robot chris: they got top hats and tails
robot chris: sophisticated worms

ashley: our worms have evolved to use the cans as armor

Can the worms have armor spikes on the cans?

(Yes, successfully brought that joke back!)


There is now a thread for your "puns" I suggest moving them over there.


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Awwww, you're no pun...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Don't make me pull this thread over.

But seriously. Pun-wars can go in the pun-thread.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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The Krampus has spoken.


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You don't want to make Dire Care Bear Manager grumpy...


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
The Krampus has spoken.

Philo and Gunge: NYEAH!

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christopher: Druid forgot to wildshape back before making a beer run

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cs erik: Are you sure he forgot Christopher? That seems like a pretty good way to go about doing it
cs erik: Oh theres a line I have to wait in? Whoop, not anymore!

jessica: Bet he forgot his wallet, and wildshaped to get his liquor anyway

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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[redacted]: I suspect that things happen in here that I would best maintain plausible deniability on.

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robot chris: Cosmo, have you been nesting in the servers again?
robot chris: it's not even the right season!

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Liz channeling Nethys:
To Norgorber: "You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
To Brigh: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created."

cosmo: To Lamashtu: “Owlbears? Wizards did it.”

christopher: To Cayden: "About last night..."

jessica: To Calistria: "About last night..."

cosmo: To Abadar: “What do you have that I cannot obtain?”
cosmo: To Asmodeus: *quietly slips Asmodeus $50, as if paying off a bet. While glaring meaningfully at Cayden*


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I just don't see Cosmo losing a bet to Asmodeus. I even have the feeling Asmodeus goes into poker night he playes with Cosmo each week in fear.


Asmodeus' Poker Night involves pokers, but not Poker

Lantern Lodge

Lamontius wrote:

Asmodeus' Poker Night involves pokers, but not Poker

Oh the possible puns...

But NO! I must not...

Sovereign Court

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Hordshyrd wrote:
Lamontius wrote:

Asmodeus' Poker Night involves pokers, but not Poker

Oh the possible puns...

But NO! I must not...

There's a thread for that ...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: Small, furry things with a propensity for fire.

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crystal: Well, it won't fit the other way around

christopher: Depends on how you use the crowbar.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cs erik: ...nothing to see here.

cs erik: mostly because everything to see was incinerated instantly, but I digress.

Liberty's Edge Digital Products Assistant

Robot: That's weird...

Robot: This thing. Not the butter.


Crystal Frasier wrote:

Robot: That's weird...

Robot: This thing. Not the butter.

O_o Okay, definitely not going to need any butter any time soon. Or maybe ever.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: My oatmeal will make you hunger for Canada's most abundant resource.

robot chris: Thursty?

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cs erik: Did I just ruin the moment by comparing you with Cosmo?

Sovereign Court

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Crystal Frasier wrote:

Robot: That's weird...

Robot: This thing. Not the butter.

The fact a clarification was needed leads one to wonder what is up with the butter ...

Silver Crusade

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So now that the Playtest is out how often does Jason look like this?


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Rysky wrote:
So now that the Playtest is out how often does Jason look like this?

Pretty much every time someone mentions armor spikes.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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justin: ...Grassy Gnoll Adventure Path...

christopher: Better than the gassy gnoll.


Sara Marie wrote:

justin: ...Grassy Gnoll Adventure Path...

christopher: Better than the gassy gnoll.

Is the BBEG a gunslinger that has a special 'Magic Bullet' power?

Silver Crusade

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Sara Marie wrote:

justin: ...Grassy Gnoll Adventure Path...

christopher: Better than the gassy gnoll.

More Gnoll APs please and thank you.


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Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: Well, it won't fit the other way around

christopher: Depends on how you use the crowbar.

o_O ...um...uh... Nevermind, I don't want to know.


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Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

crystal: Well, it won't fit the other way around

christopher: Depends on how you use the crowbar.

o_O ...um...uh... Nevermind, I don't want to know.

Add the butter, and the resulting mental image...>.< May I be excused? I need to go blame Cosmo.


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Sara Marie wrote:

justin: ...Grassy Gnoll Adventure Path...

christopher: Better than the gassy gnoll.

My next gnomish pirate airship will be named the Gassy Gnoll. And in place of cannons, it will be armed with bonnacons! SKYCRIME!!!!!!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: why is there road construction when there is a chance of snow and ruining any dreams of sledding to the office?

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robot chris: where is adventure if there isn't a chance to go careening into hazards?

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gary: i believe it may be time to walk to burritoville

sara marie: be careful of the tractors

christopher: Plotting a route to Chipotle is... intractable?

...

christopher: Hmm. Tough room.

robot chris: sorry, pun-dar on the fritz, not enough burritos

gary: i'm trying to figure out how to visit all the chipotles in the optimal fashion

Sovereign Court

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Sara Marie wrote:

gary: i believe it may be time to walk to burritoville

sara marie: be careful of the tractors

christopher: Plotting a route to Chipotle is... intractable?

...

christopher: Hmm. Tough room.

robot chris: sorry, pun-dar on the fritz, not enough burritos

gary: i'm trying to figure out how to visit all the chipotles in the optimal fashion

Welcome Christopher ... Come join your fellow pun-dits ...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: TIL do not call Crystal's bluff unless you enjoy head trauma.

crystal: In this case, "enjoy" and "suffer" ironically mean the same thing.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Christopher: Robots are made of metal. Knives are made of metal. Ergo, knives are robots.


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I hope everyone at Paizo has a very happy and relaxing Thanksgiving. :)


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I hope everyone at Paizo has a very happy and relaxing Thanksgiving. :)

+1! You folks rock.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Sara Marie: spell check on this thing is lame
Sara Marie: possibly because this is cosmo's document
Liz: Blame Cosmo!
Sara Marie: oooh
Sara Marie: there's a thread for that

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Liz Courts wrote:

Sara Marie: spell check on this thing is lame

Sara Marie: possibly because this is cosmo's document
Liz: Blame Cosmo!
Sara Marie: oooh
Sara Marie: there's a thread for that

DONE!

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