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RPG Superstar 2013 Marathon Voter, 2014 Marathon Voter. Pathfinder Society Member. 17,761 posts (24,048 including aliases). 13 reviews. 4 lists. 1 wishlist. 123 aliases.


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First rule of Cunningplanimal Club: favorite everything.

Second rule of Cunningplanimal Club: we do not talk about the dingo.


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There!


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Blargh! Gimme a second to fix.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Strategytiger wrote:

I made this alias just to agree with the Master of Many Favorites, but it only got used in the porno thread, which I got tired of, because I couldn't believe the ridiculous insistence that the presence of a camera negates the status of a prostitute. Also it was just getting repetitive.

We still, for the record and the sake of completionism, need "Gambitbear", oh my.

I wholeheartedly support this move.

You rang?

The Exchange

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Ba dum tish!


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Well as something other than an NPC anyway.

Shadow Lodge

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If I played NWN2 I'd probably be all over it, if only because I think Yuan-Ti are awesome. One of these days I'll get around to playing one.


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Tacticslion wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Talonhawke wrote:
So we made a thread from an idea from a post about a post about the idea.........? My head hurts.
Pfft, lightweight. I make a point of believing three or four impossible things before breakfast!
Oh yeah?! Well I Summon Bigger Fish!

Curse you, piscine karma!


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Talonhawke wrote:
So we made a thread from an idea from a post about a post about the idea.........? My head hurts.

Pfft, lightweight. I make a point of believing three or four impossible things before breakfast!

Shadow Lodge

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Gah! Where is this rain we're supposed to get?

Curse you, allergies!!!

you know, if it was winter, you would not have allergies.
Not true. My worst allergies all year round come in Winter. Spring and summer are about equally bad, and autumn is the least troublesome.

But he was talking to me, and it's true that May and September are when I get kicked in the teeth.

I have to concede, if it was winter, I would have fewer allergies. (Not none - I'm also allergic to mold.)

Ah, touche. I figured it was just more of the usual Freeholdian "Winter is Better"ness and the "you" in the sentence was intended to be more general.

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Sharoth wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Coolness. If you decide to look into NWN1 online play, give me a ring, I'll point you toward where Ebon, Scint, and I hang out =)
I would be very interested in it.

PM incoming then!

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Coolness. If you decide to look into NWN1 online play, give me a ring, I'll point you toward where Ebon, Scint, and I hang out =)

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I am ninja!

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Sharoth wrote:
NWN I only or NWN I & II?

I personally only recommend NWN1 if you are going for the online play, as that's what I use and my (admittedly limited) experience with NWN2 online was less than pleasant.

As for the single-player campaign, both have their ups and downs. The main campaign of NWN1 is pretty lackluster but the two main expansions (Shadows of Undrentide and Hordes of the Underdark) are both pretty awesome. NWN2 is much the same - the main game is pretty blah, but the first expansion (Mask of the Betrayer) is downright brilliant according to people I know who have played through it (mainly Ebon); haven't heard much about Storm of Zehir.

Whichever you get, don't forget to pick up the expansions in any case. They add extra class options, extra resources, and in online play are pretty much required (as well as downloading customized extra content, but most online communities have those posted somewhere on their forums or something).

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Sharoth wrote:
I need to pick up Never Winter Nights.

GOG is your friend.

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Working on adapting a campaign series for NWN spanning the rise of the Runelords... all of them.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Gah! Where is this rain we're supposed to get?

Curse you, allergies!!!

you know, if it was winter, you would not have allergies.

Not true. My worst allergies all year round come in Winter. Spring and summer are about equally bad, and autumn is the least troublesome.

Dark Archive

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The Doomkitten wrote:
Damn my innate good tendencies preventing me from acting upon my violent urges!

Give in to your instincts. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, you gain strength; through strength, you gain power. Through power, you gain victory; through victory, your chains are broken!


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Celestial Healer wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
iRobot didn't even offer to fix my Roomba. They just offered me a discount on a replacement. :/
That's deliberate. They need to keep building up their army of discarded, angry robots, poised to overthrow the society that threw them out like trash.

REPORT TO REEDUCATION CENTER, CITIZEN. GLORY TO THE MANY.


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Who dares to try and stop the time bomb?!

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Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Dunno where you got the impression I like Seinfeld... unless that's supposed to be sarcasm.
see orthos? We can agree on things!

This throws my whole worldview into chaos!

... well, Nurn and Ensirio will be happy at least...

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Oh my live-world dice roll fine, I get some low numbers from time to time sure but the middle-range stuff is more common and the high numbers make regular appearances.

Whereas on the Paizo boards, rolling above 10 is a rarity and above 15 a miracle.

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Quote:
I might be garbling this line.:

Definitely one of my favorite parts. The stuff with the hammer was great too, and pretty much everything that came out of Ultron's mouth. Also this:

Spoiler:
"I am Thor, son of Odin! Hero of Asgard! So long as my heart beats within my breast... I'm running out of words here!" *SLAM from Vision*

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Yeah I have never been exceptionally fond of Paizo's die roller. It seems incredibly biased toward lower rolls pretty much all around.

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Why is it people always have a thing against spiders...?

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Making nacho cheese for Cinco Cuatro de Mayo thing at work tomorrow. Turning out pretty good so far.

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FORD EVERYTHING.

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aeglos wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Did.... Did my terrible jokes crash Paizo?

Sorry!

I'd say I won't do it again, but we all know that would be a lie :-)

if the site would have crashed with every terrible joke in FaWtL, Paizo would be out of buisness for years now

*applause*

Well played, Aeglos =)

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In other news, saw the movie. Loved. It. Amazing. Awesome.

Never even noticed the event that's apparently so controversial, so that's all I really have to say on that. Whenever it happened, it didn't even phase me or even bump against much less knock out my immersion.


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Okay, I'm writing down the name of a supplier I know. In the meantime, I recommend not putting your magic items inside easily-accessible blocks located exactly where they'll be most useful. Also, you really should do something about all those open pipes in your facilities. Call a plumber before somebody uses them to break in.

Alright, good, thanks. And yeah I'll get right on th-.... hey....

Shadow Lodge

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Freehold DM wrote:
Orthos wrote:

T-Minus one hour to Avengers

T-Minus five hours to Kingmaker
T-Minus eight hours to NWN Council of Thieves
A less wise way to spend the day.

I have never been prouder of my wis score.

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Movie just ended. SO AWESOME. SO VERY AWESOME.

Schedule conflicts caused by other players wanting to see it and really deserving and needing a movie day cancelled kingmaker sadly, but again, so worth it.

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Yeah no worries, no spoilers from me.

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In theatre. 20 min to screen time. Yes phone will go away when it starts. Not as crowded as i feared it'd be.

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Woo! Gratz!

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Hmm I thought it was just alternate names for the same concept. I could be mistaken though.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Should be an awesome Saturday :-)

Gonna get up to almost 80, going to get a new pool as soon as the store opens, all stocked up on Hard Root Beer, and a 30% chance of thunderstorms after 7p.m. it really can't get any better :-)

I love summer! (Wait, am I also opposite world Freehold DM?)

No that would be me. I approve, though.

Shadow Lodge

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T-Minus one hour to Avengers
T-Minus five hours to Kingmaker
T-Minus eight hours to NWN Council of Thieves


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Bowser, King of the Koopas wrote:
Tried that, doesn't seem to be working. They just stop and wait for them to fall, then either jump over or wait for them to start rising back up then run under. Any other recommendations?

Um

S~#&
Okay, have you tried rolling things at them yet?

Yep, everything I can get my hands on. Giant swinging maces, bus-sized bowling balls, hells I've even trained some of my Troopas to kick their own shells at the bastards. Nothing seems to work! They just jump over everything!

They have this bizarre trick they do where they jump and spin. What the hell? I can do that, see? *jumps, does a half-turn in the air, lands with a thud, cracking the floor* Err, sorry 'bout that. Anyway. Except when they do it, they just... bounce! Off things that should be doing some serious harm! Spiked balls, spiked shells, high-velocity projectiles... even lava creatures! How the !#(^!??

I hate to put it this way but these guys ain't human. I'm gonna need some bigger guns here. Hence coming to kobolds. You guys have traps down. I need a better supplier! Buying from Magikoopas is just not cuttin' the mustard anymore!

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Random idea: Maybe hide all your dangerous superpower-granting magic items inside blocks so they can't get them.

Yeah, I actually tried this one already. They just punch them! These guys must be made of iron! They punch the blocks so hard their contents explode out of the top!

I've lost so many good investments and well-hidden coin stashes this way....


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Bowser, King of the Koopas wrote:
I need better-quality traps to catch me a couple of short, pudgy intruders. Got any suggestions?
Try spiked blocks that fall repeatedly at regularly-timed intervals.

Tried that, doesn't seem to be working. They just stop and wait for them to fall, then either jump over or wait for them to start rising back up then run under. Any other recommendations?

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Sharoth wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Whoa 418 posts? Fawtl has come alive. Nope, I am not going back to read those posts I missed. [dice=will save]1d20 +2

Ha take that. Thank you dice roller.

Sorry but it was a DC 45 save. Since you failed the will save, you must go back and read ALL of the FAWTL threads. From the begining.

Sharoth's alignment has moved 5 points toward Evil.

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Drejk wrote:

I think it's time to bed. D&D session tomorrow early morning*

** spoiler omitted **

Same (well with the session, not with the bedtime), but there will be Avengers beforehand.


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I need better-quality traps to catch me a couple of short, pudgy intruders. Got any suggestions?


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
[Shatner] Cruise ship? What does Bowser need with a cruise ship?! [/Shatner]

I paid good coins for that ship! And even put in cannons and made it fly! Do you realize how much that costs?!

Knew I never shoulda let the kids take it for a joyride...

Liberty's Edge

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Yuugasa wrote:

So I solved my broken computer chair problem by nicking a chair the local school was throwing out, it is really uncomfortable but the teacher said I could have it so it is better than nothing!

In worse news I have gone blind in my left eye and the doctor today said it may be permanent, gosh darn it I like to see!

Oh well, depth perception is for the weak!

Time to seek out my dream job now of being a pirate!

*puts on eye patch*

Arrrgh me mateys!

HARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Yuugasa wrote:
that thing was on my top ten list of favorite fingers!

Ba dum tish!

...er... and sorry for your loss.


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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
BTW for clairification Seinfeld top 5 show of all time IMO

Meh.

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Thought that was my job.

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Drejk wrote:
Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
Oh I get it! It's GOOGLE'S FAULT! ;P
HEY!! Don't blame me for this!
Well, if your bots were smarter and wasn't falling to such tricks...

*grumble mutter stupid lousy behind on updates gripe growl snarl*

Scarab Sages

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Ragadolf wrote:
Oh I get it! It's GOOGLE'S FAULT! ;P

HEY!! Don't blame me for this!

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