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18,435 posts. Alias of Vuvu.


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I'm still here. Figured someone would have something to add


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Son and Delilah drink


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Considering...that is not a bad idea. he retrieves another glass from the shelf and pours himself one


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galen:
there is a lot of snickering

Thank you inwill be back with the drinks

As Don sets out the whiskeys Delilah speaks

so let's just overlook that shall we? 500 gold? Leave in the morning?

She holds up a glass.


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In a very shakey voice Don says

If that would be alright with you...please sir...

He says to Galen


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galen:
tsk tsk. I did tell you to wait...but this is hilarious.


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Don quickly backs to the wall and looks to Delilah

Sir Galen. You will stop this and sit down. I do not know what voice you are talking about but I will not have my manservant of 15 years abused


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Ok!

Galen charges across the room and shoves Don into the wall.

What is the meaning of this! Delilah cries


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Galen charges in and roars at Don, who is standing meekly in the corner. Don recoils in fear.

Ill give everyone a chance to react. Anyone who wants to restrain Galen take an init roll and you have to beat

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 which is his init. If you just want to speak then I will say you can speak before he grabs at Don


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It smashes into the head of the beast shattering the skull into dust. It falls and does not move


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The chandelier plummets

1d100 ⇒ 87


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Delilah replies with a grin Will you want to take the percentage or the flat fee? After that I will send Don for our finest bottle

Galen:
Hit too many times in the head and can't put 2 and 2 together? I understand... the voice sighs Why does it have to be a muscle bound oaf that can hear me this time? The man servant. Is. The. Changeling. He. Is. Inside. He. Will. Bring. You. A. Drink. If. You. Ask. The voice says patronizingly and obnoxiously


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I'll be at ghengiscon as well


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Miro sneaks into the room, and makes his way to the wall.

Ill need an escape artist to untie the knot, or a disable device to work it that way, or you can start hacking at the rope


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poke

any more questions for Delilah

Galen, what are you ghoing to do?


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Galen:
Just wait. I know it's type. 2-1 odds it tries to poison the next drink. 5-1 it burns the building down after if chains the door shut. 20-1 it has a band of thugs in the back. 50-1 it summons a demon.


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Assuming Galen snags the pack w the skull

Galen:
Well rude mcrudeface, I just thought you would like to know the good old Don is not Don. He is definitely a changeling. Not that you know what that is


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With your powers combined you realize that is something undead. You also see a heretofore unmentioned chandelier of sorts. It is currently hangongnabove the beast. You could probably drop it on it.

int 5:
possible this appeared magically when the dm realized that he did not weaken the monster enough...possibly


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Of course a good question. This shipment is a myriad of things, silks, other textiles, spices, and tools of various types. All of that should fetch s good price, I suspect about 3,000 gold, give or take 100 or so...it is a safe bet. I also have some other goods, which are a bit more adventurous, there may or may not be a buyer, if it sells at what I hope, then there will be quite a bit more. Of course it might not sell.

she holds up her hand

I assure you, it is nothing illegal. I am also sure you understand that unless you agree I cannot let you know what else I am shipping. That would be bad business practice of course.

Thorin:
Keep in mind that 500 gold is actually a lot of money...just not necessarily for an adventuerer trying to buy magical gear!

Galen:
You are going to be sorry if you don't listen to me...oh man you are going to feel so bad...I am almost embarrassed for you. I mean I would be if I wasn't so excited to see you so upset that you blew it.


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Of course a good question. This shipment is a myriad of things, silks, other textiles, spices, and tools of various types. All of that should fetch s good price, I suspect about 3,000 gold, give or take 100 or so...it is a safe bet. I also have some other goods, which are a bit more adventurous, there may or may not be a buyer, if it sells at what I hope, then there will be quite a bit more. Of course it might not sell.

she holds up her hand

I assure you, it is nothing illegal. I am also sure you understand that unless you agree I cannot let you know what else I am shipping. That would be bad business practice of course.

Thorin:
Keep in mind that 500 gold is actually a lot of money...just not necessarily for an adventuerer trying to buy magical gear!

Galen:
You are going to be sorry if you don't listen to me...oh man you are going to feel so bad...I am almost embarrassed for you. I mean I would be if I wasn't so excited to see you so upset that you blew it.


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No one gonna try wisdom or int?


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religion and nature

Also make a wisdom or perception or engineering check or intelligence


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she is a Middle Ages woman. About a 6/10 I suppose. Can't tell if she is left handed, she has used both so far. Don appears to be around 60 or so, and frail. Yes you have regained spells, no problem

Excellent question. I have two offers. You can take 10% of the profit, or I can pay you a flat 500 gold, and of course on the off chance something happens any "spoils" are yours to keep.


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She smiles.

My apologies! I am Delilah of course. This is my manservant Don. It is just a simple escort of a few wagons from here to Gramsdenville. A good 200 miles if you are aware of where it is.. She continues describing the town and the scenery etc

galen:
. Ready to listen at last? It's important...


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Yea. I figured Nic passed it over. It doesn't make much difference for this


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stable


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Our heroes drag trams body back to the hall as the beast charges back to its pedestal


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galen:
I wouldn't ignore me if I were you...

I am glad you mentioned that. I might have another shipment that could use an escort...just in case there are other bandits out there.


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Oh my

I also get dr/- 100

And a feat called Nope: 5 times per day when something bad happens you can say Nope and it gets cancelled

Really good class bonus...


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Galen:
pssst. pssssst. Sir Prude! Don't ignore me! You definitely want to know what I know!


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Everyone enters, and they are greeted, and led to a sitting room, where tea is being served by a manservant.

The woman who purchased your drinks last night enters after a few

Thank you all for coming. I just wanted to personally thank you for finding my missing cargo. It would have put me in great danger of having to close up shop.

pause for reply


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I gave a few gold for it


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I like the symbol. That's cool

Boar spear and mansion are also great


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ok all done

obviously another level of fighter

bonus feat: Advanced Armor Training which gives me

Steel Headbutt (Ex): While wearing medium or heavy armor, a fighter can deliver a headbutt with his helm as part of a full attack action. This headbutt is in addition to his normal attacks, and is made using the fighter’s base attack bonus – 5. A helmet headbutt deals 1d3 points of damage if the fighter is wearing medium armor, or 1d4 points of damage if he is wearing heavy armor (1d2 and 1d3, respectively, for Small creatures), plus an amount of damage equal to 1/2 the fighter’s Strength modifier. Treat this attack as a weapon attack made using the same special material (if any) as the armor. The armor’s enhancement bonus does not modify the headbutt attack, but the helm can be enchanted as a separate weapon.

You better believe I am going to put some ridiculous enchantment on that! Holy Headbutt here we come!


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huzzah!

How are we doing HP again

1d10 ⇒ 6 in case we are rolling


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The huge beast's horn slams into Trams chest

2d10 + 1d6 + 15 ⇒ (8, 10) + (6) + 15 = 39 damage

Go heroes

the monster is huge with 15 foot reach. with every attack you make also roll a d100


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galen:
. psst. There you are! What's doin?

Doesn't really matter alex up to you


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Sorry the site crashed. I'll finish that attack when I get back to computer


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1d20 ⇒ 14


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Suddenly the skeleton is shrouded in dark shadows and it charges Tram in his shiny new armor


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not your fault


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Land locked town. There is a decently sized lake nearby. I would call it a very large town, not quite a small city. Mostly working class folks. Kind of like Sandpoint in size if you are familiar with that. The town is a good midpoint between lots of places so the main business is trade.

The next day you all arrive at an office for Delilah's Imports. You all gather outside.

Chance for rp if desired


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Need perception hippa


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Reknar stuffs the jar in the backpack.

The room gets rowdier and rowdier, and people get drunker and drunker. Eventually a man gets up and starts proclaiming the works of Callyen, some people start listening and shouting out afirmations.

we an RP the tavern night as long as you would like. OR we can do a fast forward to meeting with the benefactor tomorrow


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Perception checks


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our heroes continue on into what was

Once an exotic feasting hall, this central chamber is now
covered in dust and grime. Many square tables and chairs
sit throughout this room, although quite a few are partially
collapsed or fallen over. A gigantic fifteen-foot-tall tank half
filled with a cloud of murky brown water stands in the hall’s
center, its wings of glass stretching in the four directions of
the compass. A jumble of strange, bony shapes are just visible
lying strewn on the bottom of the tank. Twenty feet above, the
ceiling is draped in cobwebs.


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Nic arrives and sets down. The dwarf slides a tankard over


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1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

Nic does notice a dwarf off in the corner of the bar. Is that a wink?


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Make me a CHA check Nic


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A few people start to take up the Cayden chant, this makes the Callyen chants even louder.

Wanna egg it on further or let it go?

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