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14,353 posts. Alias of Vuvu.


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Runelords

I'm good


Runelords

If fernus uses a move action absolutely


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The gigantic Skull beigins to speak

“I have waited for Nex to come to rest here for more centuries
than I care to count, yet this is no concern to me. I shall
continue to wait. Yet not all who have come before me have
shown the same respect as you. Certainly, the one whose spirit
suffuses this place respected it—he was known as Andrathi
in his day, and he came to this tomb pursued by the warlord
Jhavhul. For many days, Andrathi hid here and we shared
many conversations, but in the end, Jhavhul found him. It is
to Andrathi’s credit that he did not drag the fight in here, that
he confronted Jhavhul on the steps outside. It is there that he
died, and in his rage to be gone from this place, Jhavhul did not
linger, and thus I survive to continue my duties. And Andrathi
lingers here as well—he is but a memory and a shade, though,
his soul having long passed on from here. Yet enough lingers to
advise me, and what lingers is curious—as am I. How is it you
have come to be in Kakishon?”


Runelords

The creature lands and runs out the door. Those one ground floor could pursue easily enough if you let it go combat is over

go


Runelords

Pause in posting for today, I am doing a charity house building event obviously no internet


Runelords

The next morning at breakfast Irabeth asks the two of you to venture back to the mausoleum and check for a potion cache there as well, as some sketchy Intel suggested there might be something that was missed


Runelords

The interior of the mausoleum dazzles the eye, almost overwhelming
in its intricacy. The floor and ceiling are of polished golden marble
tiles, each white-veined tile set off with a framing inlay of lapis
lazuli. The cornices and joints of wall, ceiling, and floor inlaid with
burnished brass glow in the light of heatless crystal lamps that
hang from empty air. Within these brazen borders, each wall holds
an enormous mosaic of enchanted tile that moves and flows like
a living thing, replaying the triumphs and tragedies of Nex in an
endless refrain.
In the center of the vast, silent chamber sits a bier of plain white
limestone, simply carved, its lid unadorned but for a single rune. At
the bier’s head is a large marble pedestal on which stands a curious
statue of a man toppled over. The statue’s head is carved of gold, its
chest and arms of silver, its belly of bronze, its thighs of iron, and its
shattered feet of clay. At the bier’s foot is a smaller platform upon
which rests an equally strange trophy: a large reptilian skull as large
as a grown man, crested and glinting golden in the lamplight.

The cat sits on top of the sarcophagus cleaning itself nonchalantly


Runelords

Won't be home till late, but will post inside once I get home feel free to do some post death rp


Runelords

Ooooo. No one expect an ooze w class levels!


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Unless he gets a raise dead...


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Meh, I'll allow reincarnation

I'll pick something ridiculous

Miahahahaha


Runelords

Oh I meant reincarnation


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Darin connects putting it into a spin as he drops


Runelords

It's a d100 roll

A 100 is dm choice I believe


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Beatrice does ironically. Don't ask what it is usually for...

Beatrice wanders over and tosses the bodies in her bag o fholdibg


Runelords

I don't know what that is...so it must be legit


Runelords

I can arrange for a reincarnation instead.

You could be a bugbear! Or a troglodyte! Roll a 100 and be a dragon!


Runelords

how about a couple phantasmal killers...

posting this here rather than in the other for you buzz

Buzz, since the only reason you guys croaked in the other game was because Zephyr got pissy she couldn't figure out the riddle, I will have a way for a res. Obviously it wont be on the aisle of the dead, but it will come. Normally I wouldn't do that but, that really wasn't your fault.


Runelords

The massive skeleton shrugs off Brannok and growls as it is hit by Tram, then it slams its club into Audi, not liking that he has a club, dealing 9 damage

GO


Runelords

The creature looks around and leaps off the ledge

AOO's from the Bear, Drain, and Unalaq as it falls pas you


Runelords

Balthe will purcahse a +1 Cloak if it is available


Runelords

I will create a way t raise you guys, wont be on this island sadly, but it will exist, you will just have to hang out. Normally I wouldn't but the only reason you had to make the saves is bc Zephyr got pissy she couldn't figure out the stupid ass riddle

Or if you don't care we you will have access to lots of Gnolls and Other weird races


Runelords

See if they want to drag your corpses around and try for a res. you have certainly met powerful enough people.

Or there are denizens of these aisles we can build new characters from


Runelords

Seif nailed it for the record


Runelords

awww man

Churley and Kixzik both drop dead on the spot.

Phantasmal killers

The door creaks open


Runelords

Unalaq drops two foes!


Runelords

yes you do, you followed Kix and didnt stop and meditate on your own mortality, though to be fair, if you think Churley would have stopped to do that, that is fine, but choose now


Runelords

The faces on the side of the mausoleum, the ones that spoke to some of you earlier open their mouths and sigh, the door does not open.

everyone who did not meditate on death make me a will save of 22, if you fail that make me a fort save of 22


Runelords

DO IT!


Runelords

there are not


Runelords

thats the problem. if you look at it as a puzzle you will never solve it. read what it said to you out loud, and see what it is TELLING you to do


Runelords

but i fully support you pounding on it until it opens or the traps are dispelled


Runelords

Very study, reinforced with magic 6 inches thick of brass. Detect magic and spell craft shows there are many schools of magic on them.


Runelords

come up with a stupid response. look at what it says exactly and reply. Thats all i got unless someone makes the CHA check for another clue. If you can't figure it out then we just have to move on and miss this part of the AP, not a tragedy


Runelords

I don't know how else to help you...hopefully someone else figures it out.


Runelords

the answer to the joke is completely obvious. Right there in front of you the whole time. most people guess at that joke and the try to be clever and creative, that gets them nowhere. The answer is so obvious it is not obvious. Perhaps this riddle is similar


Runelords

the joke? or the clue?


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Zephyr:

Though Nex was almost a god like power he was known for having a somewhat simple sense of humor. His favorite joke was reported to be. What is brown and sticky? A stick


Runelords

It starts to open for a moment then slams back shut.

INT 15:
Seems like you almost hit the nail on the head, but just missed it


Running WotW book two and I want to toss a couple adventuring parties at the evil doers' dungeon, in addition to the ones in the book. So I am looking for some good characters dead set on stopping the PC's from carrying out their evil plot.

The heroes will have to work through a dungeon created by the PC's.

So I am looking for your most min maxed characters for this. Level 8 PC Wealth, 25 point buys.

GO!


Runelords

Kix walks into the door then. It does not open.

I will give everyone a chance to make a guess, then I will take Knowledge History Checks or CHA checks, yes I said CHA


Runelords

Silence is all that greets churley


Runelords

As the party approaches the doors themselves they slam shut

A voice speaks

“Truth is the most terrifying thing in the world, and the
most enchanting. Dare you face it? Dare you use it? Answer
truthfully and enter.”


Runelords

Ewwww


Runelords

That's ok there is Thorrpe and Shad now


Runelords

Did we lose Calin?


Runelords

Loot:

po tion of cure moderate wounds, wand of
dimension door (9 c h a rg es); Other G e a r amulet of natural
armor +1, cloak of resistance +2, 1 2 5 g p

OK rest up, pick spells for the next day


Runelords

1d6 ⇒ 6 BOOM


Runelords

Tarin lands a direct hit glueing his foe to the floor, and entangling one of the others


Runelords

You start to climb this round, need two checks since you have 20 move speed. Unless you are fast climbing

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