Mark Moreland Director of Brand Strategy |
Kassegore |
Welcome!
Now it's time to figure out what book is open on the desk. Any ideas?
I was just looking at that. My guess, from left to right:
Bestiary 3, Bestiary 2, Bestiary 1, Inner Sea world Guide, Gamemastery Guide, Missing Book, Ultimate Magic, Ultimate Combat, Advanced Players Guide, And Core Rulebook.
Judging by the position of the missing book in the stack, and the fact Savannah seems to have organized all her player books to the right, and her DM books to the left, I'd say the open book on her desk is likely Ultimate Races. The illustration we can see on the open page reminds me of something fishy, like a Gillman.
Enlight_Bystand |
Jerome's alive? Are you sure it wasn't his flayed skin stretched on one of PMG drones to lull you into a false sense of safety? Or hollowed out shell animated by one of dark forces hiding somewhere in paizo warehouse?
Please, you think that the PMG kills the intern he skins for his drones?
Drejk |
Drejk wrote:Jerome's alive? Are you sure it wasn't his flayed skin stretched on one of PMG drones to lull you into a false sense of safety? Or hollowed out shell animated by one of dark forces hiding somewhere in paizo warehouse?Please, you think that the PMG kills the intern he skins for his drones?
Having one's brain surgically removed, placed into a jar and connected to computer does not qualify as being alive for me, even if the neural tissue is still living in biological sense.
Also, beware what they are serving in nearby restaurants. PMG has to get rid of unnecessary flesh and bone that weren't fed to raptors in the warehouse (with the number of interns coming and going they could grow quite picky, you know).
Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin Malaise-Inducement Construct |
Dark_Mistress |
Intern #982345 wrote:...and likes to try to act like a ninja.Yes.
I only try.
I am, in fact, actually very bad at it. Very bad, indeed. Feel free to lower your guard. I'm sure it will end well for you.
I always pictured Cosmo more like a fat, clumsy, drunken cat myself. :)
Mark Moreland Director of Brand Strategy |
Liz Courts Contributor |
Cosmo Director of Sales |
RuyanVe |
Does having a zany first name net you bonus points in qualifying for a job at Paizo?
Gorbacz might qualify, too - at least for the US.
I always pictured Cosmo more like a fat, clumsy, drunken cat myself. :)
Great, now I won't get Garfield out of my head until lunch time.
Oh, and welcome, Savannah by the way!
Ruyan.
MicMan |
Savannah...Crystal...Cosmo... Does having a zany first name net you bonus points in qualifying for a job at Paizo?
I thought all americans had zany names?!
That said, have a nice life at Paizo Savannah, I envy you a bit - if I'd only be 30 years younger... and not like 3000 miles away... and not like unable to write good english... you know.
PS:
You really could impersonate Lini (the druid Iconic), if you would change to green hair and tame Cosmo and paint him whitish with black leopard dots :-)
gbonehead Owner - House of Books and Games LLC |
xorial |
Kajehase wrote:I keep insisting that I'm really a tallfellow, but no one seems to believe me...Hope you have a good time Savannah.
...and I hope you won't mind if I say that you're surprisingly tall for a gnome.
Now I am wanting to add a purple haired halfling to my game that keeps getting called a gnome. :P
Savannah Broadway |
Living the dream.
What goes on in a Preservation lab? Is there a Ruin lab, too? :P
Not as far as I know. As for what goes on in Preservation? Generally a lot of useless anger at people who write in their library books, or drop them in water, or stab them with scissors, or--well, you get the picture. Afterwords we generally, y'know, do something about it.
F. Wesley Schneider Contributor |