I have a character who I've been playing as fast talker who instigates fights and runs to his party to back him up. Is there any kind of feat that allows me to mock/aggravate/egg on an opponent. I already have intimidate and I have a some skill points to spend because I just spent my stat increase on intelligence. I'm a half elf fighter but my DM is quite lenient if the idea is fun and not broken.
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Antagonize.
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I recommnend being in character.
Here is my favorite Trashtalking:
Some Demon Lord you are Bapho-määääht!
Asmodeus s~%%s and your army eats,
Nocticula pisses and you try to take a bath but fail
as is shown for all, by the flaccidness of thy member
and the rancidness of thy stench!
What claim does though have on lofty titles
such as "Father of Minotaurs?"
How come though aret but a goat most sickly
while thy "sons" are mighty bulls?
Perhaps a stronger bull then thee plows
thy wives in thy stead?
Lord of monsters thy claimest to be?
Hah! Though cannot slay a celestial Hedgehog
with thy owned naked arse
Nor can though impregnate
any type of large sized Jellyfish!
Though showest thy weakness by claiming to be
Consort to the Mother of Monsters!
Hah, M*+*+#$@+#**! Some souls more benign claim this
to be your true title alas
Given the proclivities of a certain incubus
and your own lack of technique
perhaps though should adress Lady Nocticula
with the Epithet of "Most esteemed Auntie"
Defrauded thy hath, in a deed of some small reknown
Asmoedeus for his prison, and real estate fraud
A mighty sin can be Alas as such I name thy
Bapho-määääähd, Demon-Lord of motherf*!#ing real estate fraud!
This thread from the Council of Thieves AP can also be used for inspiration.