So, what do YOU do?

[Aubrey the Malformed]

Heathansson wrote:

Some people call me the space cowboy,

some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice.

Most of us call you Heathy and leave it at that.

I am currently an internal audit manager, specialising in treasury, for a regional bank in the UK. However, I recently netted myself a new job as an internal audit manager, specialising in treasury, for an big insurance company in London. Maybe I will pay off this mortgage before I die....

[The Jade]

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Some people call me the space cowboy,

some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice.

Most of us call you Heathy and leave it at that.

Yes, but he speaks of the pompatus of love.

I am a master of many trades and a jack off.

[drunken_nomad]

I only know in my world, I hate the light

I speed at night

[Heathansson]

The Jade wrote:

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Some people call me the space cowboy,

some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice.

Most of us call you Heathy and leave it at that.

Yes, but he speaks of the pompatus of love.

I am a master of many trades and a jack off.

This is the funniest thing I've read all month.

[golem101]

I am a topographer specialized in photogrammetry measurements and CAD/CAM designer.

Gaming keeps me sane... enough.

[Heathansson]

The Jade wrote:

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Some people call me the space cowboy,

some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice.

Most of us call you Heathy and leave it at that.

Yes, but he speaks of the pompatus of love.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_065.html

Found out finally what this means. Copy, paste, get the straight dope.

[The Jade]

Heathansson wrote:

Yes, but he speaks of the pompatus of love.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_065.html

Found out finally what this means. Copy, paste, get the straight dope.

I read a similar site back in the late 90's and have been retelling the lore to any who would listen. That's been about four people, thus far.

[The Jade]

Heathansson wrote:

I am a master of many trades and a jack off.

This is the funniest thing I've read all month.

I'm writing it down then. Perhaps changing 'many' trades to 'all' trades.

[The Jade]

drunken_nomad wrote:

I only know in my world, I hate the light

I speed at night

Drunken Nomad is the last in line.

WHOA-OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Ozzy_]

Army Warrant Officer...Aviation type.

Scouts Out!

[ironregime]

Web content writer for a cargo airline.

[Troy Taylor]

Copy editor at a daily newspaper.

[Fake Healer]

Heathansson wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Aubrey the Malformed wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Some people call me the space cowboy,

some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice.

Most of us call you Heathy and leave it at that.

Yes, but he speaks of the pompatus of love.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_065.html

Found out finally what this means. Copy, paste, get the straight dope.

Good job, Heathy. Nice follow up.

FH

[Heathansson]

That's a question I've been wondering about for 18 years. Finally got around to looking it up.
Thankyou, Al Gore, for the internet.

[Joseph Jolly]

undeaddragonhunter wrote:

I'm a small-engine mechanic.

I'm the guy that fixes your lawn mower, tractor, tiller, snowthrower and go-karts.
Good tips during the holiday season go a long way towards feeding the gaming monkey on my back.

Ok, I feel forced to quote Karl Childers from Slingblade: "It ain't got no gas in it!"

[Joseph Jolly]

Pediatrician. No...seriously.

[Valegrim]

hmm dont we already have this thread somewhere? I still am a tech guru :)

[ZeroCharisma]

Bar manager 3/wine expert ("sommelier")3...

[Morpheus]

High school math and computer teacher...