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I warned you! I WARNED you! O_oLetting?
I don't need to... AXE... permission.
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I warned you! I WARNED you! O_oLetting?
I don't need to... AXE... permission.
But does ANYONE listen to ME?!?!? Oh NOOOOOOOOO!
It's all fun and games until the MONKEY GETS A HOLD OF THE AXE!!
I COULD have warned you, oh wait, I DID! But NO ONE LISTENS TO ME!
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I warned you! I WARNED you! O_oLetting?
I don't need to... AXE... permission.
But does ANYONE listen to ME?!?!? Oh NOOOOOOOOO!
It's all fun and games until the MONKEY GETS A HOLD OF THE AXE!!
I COULD have warned you, oh wait, I DID! But NO ONE LISTENS TO ME!
Hmmm...what was that?
Sorry, but I wasn't listening to you.
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<Facepalm>
Wizard needs a drink,...
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I recommend Red Bull and banana brandy.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Pant, Pant>
Monkey, Are you TRYIN' to give me a heart attack?!?
Honestly, at this point it just wouldn't really be that difficult,...
EDIT (If the Monkey didn't do it, the Red Bull would probably do the job!)
;P
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Wizards should drink spirits distilled from rubies, the gall bladders of Greater Demons and rare herbs harvested at great peril from the Further Planes.
Or Coors Lite. Up to you.
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Wizards should drink spirits distilled from rubies, the gall bladders of Greater Demons and rare herbs harvested at great peril from the Further Planes.
Like I said: Red Bull.
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Red Bull consists solely of boiled cattle dick and sugar.
Harsh, I know, but it is true.
Blecch,
Blecch,..
And EWwwwwwwwww!!! ;P
Fantasy NPC: Sir Veyslav Of Meeshevo A knight seeking to fulfill conditions that would free him out of peculiar curse.
Fantasy NPC: Sir Veyslav Of Meeshevo A knight seeking to fulfill conditions that would free him out of peculiar curse.
That poor guy. I knew a guy who must have had this curse in college...lol
Fantasy NPC: Sir Veyslav Of Meeshevo A knight seeking to fulfill conditions that would free him out of peculiar curse.That poor guy. I knew a guy who must have had this curse in college...lol
Earthquakes included?
Tremors at the very least.
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T-minus 5 days remaining at current job.
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Fantasy NPC: Sir Geleth The Red. A knight following less than virtuous path...
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Happy Monday!
(Yet ANOTHER oxymoron in my life,...) ;P
How does a fighter acquire a familiar?
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The Familar Bond feat.
Unless this was the primer for a joke, in which case my answer is: “I don’t know, Orthos. How DOES a fighter acquire a familiar?”
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He gets a mirror. That looks familiar.
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He gets a mirror. That looks familiar.
Unless he has Capgras Syndrome. In which case he gets a mirror and DOPPELGANGER! GAH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!
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I didn't see that feat at a cursory glance, nor was I familiar with it previously. All questions answered =)
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An eldritch guardian fighter archetype also gets a familiar. I thought about using that instead, but I finally decided to go with Iron Will and Familiar Bond chain.
Fantasy NPC: Sir Geleth The Red. A knight following less than virtuous path...
I LIKE this guy!
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Fantasy NPC: Sir Geleth The Red. A knight following less than virtuous path...I LIKE this guy!
Me-You sir, are dishonorable.
GAleth- We shall fight to avenge the slur to my name. Here, we drink a toast to your health first.
Me- Thank you <GACK! collapses from the poison>
Galeth- Hm. So you were right. <Evil Grin> :)
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Fantasy NPC: Rrath The Grumpy, a badger-knight.
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Fantasy NPC: Rrath The Grumpy, a badger-knight.
A grumpy-old-man-codger, nice-guy sheriff? Yes please! :)
As previously mentioned (other thread?) Very Redwall. Nice.
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Fantasy NPC: Dame Zethala Virix. Another day, another knight(-ess).
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Fantasy NPC: Rrath The Grumpy, a badger-knight.A grumpy-old-man-codger, nice-guy sheriff? Yes please! :)
As previously mentioned (other thread?) Very Redwall. Nice.
A badger, a BAGDER!
Ah, well, technically he is a codger too.
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Fantasy NPC: Rrath The Grumpy, a badger-knight.A grumpy-old-man-codger, nice-guy sheriff? Yes please! :)
As previously mentioned (other thread?) Very Redwall. Nice.
A badger, a BAGDER!
Ah, well, technically he is a codger too.
Hey, I KNOW 'Grumpy Old Men'! I AM one!
(THAT was a good movie too, now that I think about it) :)
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Fantasy NPC: Sir Krr'k Of The Crossriver Marshes. The last knightly post for now.
Fantasy NPC: The Most Humble Sir Pyx And The Faithful Squire.
Oh I LUV this one! The background alone is awesome!
Now I want to work this into,... something, that I run, (IF ever) ;P
Drejk, I really, really wish I had your talent for creating characters and creatures. But, if I did I wouldn't have anything to steal and use for my own twisted ends.
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Dun dun da dun dun time for some trouble...
You tied that a little low. Here, let me help.
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Fantasy Monster: Arc-Swarm
You are a bad, bad man.
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Fantasy Monster: Arc-SwarmUm,... I read the entire thing.
But all I can remember is "OUCH!" O_o
Bzzzzzt!
So.
How’s everybody hanging in there?
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Doing ok here. Aside from canceling my bi-weekly game nights shelter in place and such hasn't affected me at all. I'm a crabby recluse by nature. I was born for quarantine. I figure I'll be staying put for a while longer. Our illustrious governor opened up restaurants to limited indoor dining starting today, and some retail businesses opened yesterday. He said he was "disappointed" to see so many people not observing social distancing. The paper showed a photo inside the local T.J. Maxx store and it looked like a Black Friday at Walmart the first 5 minutes after the doors were unlocked. I'm not going back into that madness.
We might try to see if we can do remote gaming with some of the group this weekend. Everybody but one guy said they're in, so we'll see, I guess. Now I've got to get off my butt and come up with a game. Oh, sure. I've had weeks and weeks to prepare something, but by golly, I'm the Eternal GM and I decided I wasn't going to even think about gaming for a while. It was surprisingly relaxing.
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I know what you mean. I've told several people "this is what I'm trained for." I've spent 7 years as a writer and before that a decade in academia--both jobs where I spend VAST amounts of time by myself. In fact, since social distancing and quarantine have started, I've been having MORE conversations, because my neighbors (and all their kids) are at home all day now--and they're kind of desperate for human interaction, even in the form of talking six feet or more away.
We have been gaming remotely. I'm not a very big fan--it's like trying to eat only 30% of the calories, or being in a room where all the light bulbs except one have burned out. Still, the freaky non-Euclidean city they're currently it is a lot easier to run if I don't have to worry about maps...
There was a local headline: "Reopening stores greet wary customers with masks, hand sanitizers, and arrows."
All I could picture was Jennifer Lawrence standing outside a mall, bow drawn, muttering: "Welcome to Belk, you virus-riddled swine."
May the odds be ever in her favor.
I know what you mean. I've told several people "this is what I'm trained for." I've spent 7 years as a writer and before that a decade in academia--both jobs where I spend VAST amounts of time by myself. In fact, since social distancing and quarantine have started, I've been having MORE conversations, because my neighbors (and all their kids) are at home all day now--and they're kind of desperate for human interaction, even in the form of talking six feet or more away.
We have been gaming remotely. I'm not a very big fan--it's like trying to eat only 30% of the calories, or being in a room where all the light bulbs except one have burned out. Still, the freaky non-Euclidean city they're currently it is a lot easier to run if I don't have to worry about maps...
There was a local headline: "Reopening stores greet wary customers with masks, hand sanitizers, and arrows."
All I could picture was Jennifer Lawrence standing outside a mall, bow drawn, muttering: "Welcome to Belk, you virus-riddled swine."
May the odds be ever in her favor.
LOL! THAT I would pay to see! :)
LOL I can't stop giggling about that.
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I kind of want to fashion a tiny bow for Monkey Santa. But I fear where that might lead...
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So.
How’s everybody hanging in there?
I have acquired an Orthos.
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I have acquired an Orthos.So.
How’s everybody hanging in there?
Huzzah! Congratulations!
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I'm a crabby recluse by nature. I was born for quarantine.
Preach it, Brother Cal.
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I know you.