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Once more, it is World Penguin Day.
On this day we don tuxedos and offer up herring to placate the World Penguin. As the ancient prophecies warn, unless yearly fed, the World Penguin will rise from Antarctic ice and waddle across the lands of humanity adorably crushing all in its path.
You know.
Ragnasquonk.
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It beats the b$$$#*$% currently ravaging the globe. Sign me up!
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Once more, it is World Penguin Day.
On this day we don tuxedos and offer up herring to placate the World Penguin. As the ancient prophecies warn, unless yearly fed, the World Penguin will rise from Antarctic ice and waddle across the lands of humanity adorably crushing all in its path.
You know.
Ragnasquonk.
Noot noot.
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Noot noot.Once more, it is World Penguin Day.
On this day we don tuxedos and offer up herring to placate the World Penguin. As the ancient prophecies warn, unless yearly fed, the World Penguin will rise from Antarctic ice and waddle across the lands of humanity adorably crushing all in its path.
You know.
Ragnasquonk.
Wernk wernk.
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Cal, Cal, Cal, why were England Dan and John Foley?
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Why? I'm not sure unless the cosmos during the early to mid-1970s needed their dulcet soft rock odes to love to hold the universe in balance.
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Wernk wernk.Noot noot.Once more, it is World Penguin Day.
On this day we don tuxedos and offer up herring to placate the World Penguin. As the ancient prophecies warn, unless yearly fed, the World Penguin will rise from Antarctic ice and waddle across the lands of humanity adorably crushing all in its path.
You know.
Ragnasquonk.
{sips the good sarsaparilla, drawls:} The Tux abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Tux. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
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NPC: The Great But Not So Large Tortoise
That is cool. :)
NPC: The Great But Not So Large Tortoise
I like that one!
NPC: The Great But Not So Large Tortoise
That looks really fun!
Typo: Needs an "and" (or something) between "shell" and "surprisingly".
Typo: Needs an "and" (or something) between "shell" and "surprisingly".
Thank you. I recall rewriting the description so it got lost (or never put there in the first place) then.
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Legitimately thought that tie was an apron for several more seconds than I'd like to admit.
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It is a smidge large for him, true. But you wear the tie for the size you want to be, not the size you are...
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If that's the case, wouldn't he need a tie the size of a moderate SUV?
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Sounds like he needs to go on an Expedition.
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Just in case anyone needs a fix of new music, dropped today!
Well, I checked it out. And no offense, but I couldn't listen to it for more than a minute. Just not my thing. Now get off my lawn!
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Someone on somebody’s lawn?!
GIT! SHOO! MUSIC REACHED ITS PINNACLE IN 1983, THAT’S JUST SCIENCE!
Lousy whippersnappers.
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Someone on somebody’s lawn?!
GIT! SHOO! MUSIC REACHED ITS PINNACLE IN 1983, THAT’S JUST SCIENCE!
Lousy whippersnappers.
Innuendo was released in 1991.
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Just in case anyone needs a fix of new music, dropped today!Well, I checked it out. And no offense, but I couldn't listen to it for more than a minute. Just not my thing. Now get off my lawn!
Yeah,...
Sorry CY, but I'm with DC on this one.
Once he opened his mouth I was done. ;P
Buuut whatta I know? I spent the entire 80's listening to Christian Rock music.
I had to go back and re-discover that there was, indeed, great music hidden in between all of the acid-death-funk-rock-metal-bands. ;P
So YOU do you! :)
(EDIT)- Now get offa MY lawn! O_o
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Cal, how about this instead?
I don't normally gravitate to this style but that was amazing! Thanks! (You can stay on my lawn).
Buuut whatta I know? I spent the entire 80's listening to Christian Rock music.
I had to go back and re-discover that there was, indeed, great music hidden in between all of the acid-death-funk-rock-metal-bands. ;P
I didn't listen to much Christian rock when I was younger. I had nothing against it, but most of it seemed to lack the ability to give the release other types of hard rock and metal did. I do still have a couple of Stryper LPs on vinyl (one of which is white instead of the usual black record). There was a band called Barren Cross that was heavier than Stryper but the music store where I bought most of my albums could never seem to get its hands on one for me. Also, Ronnie James Dio sang on two of Kerry Livgren's Christian rock songs when Livgren left the band he helped found (Kansas). I think this was between the time when Dio was out of Rainbow and just before he joined Black Sabbath. They're actually pretty good songs but musically they didn't age well, full of synth strings and horns. They sound very dated when you listen to them now.
Interesting anecdote: I recall reading a long time ago that on Stryper's first big tour across America they opened for Slayer several times. At the end of the shows, they would toss small Bibles into the audience. By all accounts, they were always well-received by the crowds which a lot of rock journalists could never seem to wrap their heads around.
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Cal, how about this instead?I don't normally gravitate to this style but that was amazing! Thanks! (You can stay on my lawn).
Don't expect me to mow it.
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I'll mow your lawn but I'm going to be blasting Run The Jewels while I do it.
Also, I'll need transportation, unless you move within an hour of Madison.
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Just in case anyone needs a fix of new music, dropped today!Well, I checked it out. And no offense, but I couldn't listen to it for more than a minute. Just not my thing. Now get off my lawn!Yeah,...
Sorry CY, but I'm with DC on this one.
Once he opened his mouth I was done. ;PBuuut whatta I know? I spent the entire 80's listening to Christian Rock music.
I had to go back and re-discover that there was, indeed, great music hidden in between all of the acid-death-funk-rock-metal-bands. ;PSo YOU do you! :)
(EDIT)- Now get offa MY lawn! O_o
You guys are missing out! These are generationally amazing rappers here!
Your great grandchildren will be listening to Run The Jewels.
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You guys are missing out! These are generationally amazing rappers here!
Your great grandchildren will be listening to Run The Jewels.
You people are weird.
I mean that in a good way, we're all weird in our own way.
I'm learning I'm weird for liking hip hop and RPGs.
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Just in case anyone needs a fix of new music, dropped today!Well, I checked it out. And no offense, but I couldn't listen to it for more than a minute. Just not my thing. Now get off my lawn!Yeah,...
Sorry CY, but I'm with DC on this one.
Once he opened his mouth I was done. ;PBuuut whatta I know? I spent the entire 80's listening to Christian Rock music.
I had to go back and re-discover that there was, indeed, great music hidden in between all of the acid-death-funk-rock-metal-bands. ;PSo YOU do you! :)
(EDIT)- Now get offa MY lawn! O_o
You guys are missing out! These are generationally amazing rappers here!
Your great grandchildren will be listening to Run The Jewels.
Hah, joke's on you, I won't have any great grandchildren. You have to have children first.
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Or someone else has to have a time machine, clone maker, and a willingness to disregard narrative consistency.
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Last day of work is May 8. Packing the car that weekend and leaving some time midday on Sunday May 10. Booked a hotel at a halfway point in Columbia, MO. Arriving probably a bit after noon at Scint's place Monday the 11th.
Taking the last load of pre-sorted belongings to goodwill today on my lunch break. Hopefully everything else will fit in the car with some finagling, otherwise will need to ditch some stuff I'd rather keep, mostly books.
Think I'm about as ready to leave as I can be.
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Or someone else has to have a time machine, clone maker, and a willingness to disregard narrative consistency.
ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ
You want to tempt the wrath of the Whatever from high atop the thing?! Go outside, turn around three times, and spit! What the hell's the matter with you?
(≖_≖ )
GO!
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LOL!
I forgot about West Wing! There were some GOOD lines in that show! :)
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Monkey Santa is a dead ringer for young Alec Baldwin.
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Monkey Santa is a dead ringer for young Alec Baldwin.
Please don't let him win the set of steak knives.
Steak knives are... well, you get the gist by this point. I'm going to get out of this suit. Chafes like the dickens.
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Oh, no. No notecards. The Red Bull has made him wing it.
HiYO!
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Monkey Santa is a dead ringer for young Alec Baldwin.
Oh my.
Could always be worse.
He COULD be doing a young Jack Nicholson.
O_o
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Monkey Santa is a dead ringer for young Alec Baldwin.He COULD be doing a young Jack Nicholson.
O_o
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That's the best thing I'll see all day!
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Day so far:
Woke up before alarm.
Called both contractor and home warranty company about a work order, finally managed after 3 days to get an appointment scheduled for next week to fix my washer and dryer.
Made banana bread.
Got on biweekly check-in with homeroom. Used the magic of MSPaint and walked kiddo through FOIL after they lost the link to their teacher's video. Simultaneously demonstrated that writing with a mouse makes my handwriting into eldritch scribbles of Far Realm power.
Got straggler reflection paragraphs to Tinker v. Des Moines looked over and popped into gradebook.
Noted grass is already needing another round with the wheely guillotine. Beginning to miss my days of not having a yard.
It's not even 10.
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Banana bread?
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Who keeps letting the ape have weapons?!
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Letting?
I don't need to... AXE... permission.
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Letting?
I don't need to... AXE... permission.
I warned you! I WARNED you! O_o