Goblin Brain Reservation Thread {2018}

[1d8+1]

Line starts here.

[Majuba]

Reservation accepted, but I only take one pre-reservation before the official thread a month prior to Con.

Were you there this year d8? I didn't connect you to any faces I saw.

[1d8+1]

Unfortunately I wasn't. I had finished up school and still unemployed. Now next year is not looking good, 4 weeks ago I had a stroke and don't know how long it will be to recover let alone work. My wife really misses the con.

[JJMJester]

So what are Goblin Brains?

[Leg o' Lamb]

JJMJester wrote:

So what are Goblin Brains?

Tasty brains from goblins. Duh.

;)

[Painlord]

::grunt::

/me pokes Majuba to make sure he's on the list.

[Gary Pepper]

I may as well place my name on the list as well.

Majuba they are amazing!!

[Majuba]

Majuba wrote:

Reservation accepted, but I only take one pre-reservation before the official thread a month prior to Con.

Sorry all - wait for the real thread :)

[Silbeg]

Painlord wrote:

::grunt::

/me pokes Majuba to make sure he's on the list.

Painlord will be there again! Excellent!

I look forward to conversation and being called a Yahoo again. :D

[Gary Pepper]

Painlord is a wonderful person. I too look forward to the fun.

[Silbeg]

Gary Pepper wrote:

Painlord is a wonderful person. I too look forward to the fun.

Yup. Another Yahoo for sure!

[Russ Taylor]

Sure.

[Lazaro]

>Inserts self into line<

[Neil Spicer]

::raises hand::

Where's the new/official thread for reservations?

[Leg o' Lamb]

I think Majuba has run into supply chain problems with advent of goblins and PF 2.0. This could mean importing brains from “honest importers”. Good thing I know a guy who knows a guy; amazing what falls off the back of the wagon.

[Zach Davis]

Oh I think the advent of PFS2 will cause a surplus of goblin brains. We'll be dining on the brains of PCs slain at his table. Funny how Majuba only ever kills Goblin PCs.

[Majuba]

Majuba wrote:

Majuba wrote:

Reservation accepted, but I only take one pre-reservation before the official thread a month prior to Con.

Sorry all - wait for the real thread :)

The impending social conditions responsible for Goblins invading the Core rules of that other edition of Pathfinder will be most convenient for the acquisition of large inventory reserves.

[Yasha Vienne]

Majuba wrote:

Majuba wrote:

Majuba wrote:

Reservation accepted, but I only take one pre-reservation before the official thread a month prior to Con.

Sorry all - wait for the real thread :)

Officially one month before con... where is the official thread? otherwise.. ::.grabs ticket from deli counter pull tab numerator.::

im in line. ... oh and one for my wife please. we were sad we missed the post last year.

[Woran]

Uhg. Cant make it this year. But I can almost taste the tasty brains...!

[Silbeg]

Woran wrote:

Uhg. Cant make it this year. But I can almost taste the tasty brains...!

Won’t be the same without you!

Can I have your brain? ;)

[Woran]

Silbeg wrote:

Woran wrote:

Uhg. Cant make it this year. But I can almost taste the tasty brains...!

Won’t be the same without you!

Can I have your brain? ;)

I know. I wish teleportation was a thing. :(

Fine, you can have my *goblin* brain. I need my normal one :P

[Majuba]

Yasha Vienne wrote:

Officially one month before con... where is the official thread? otherwise.. ::.grabs ticket from deli counter pull tab numerator.::

Not... *quite*... yet.

[Majuba]

Greetings Paizoians! The most important moment of PaizoCon has come! You can now sign up to claim to these spine-ripened confections of gobliny goodness! Aided by our tribe of Goblin 'Hero' contractors, the harvest was quite rich this year. The last batch fully ripened and simmered to perfection, we are ready to accept your orders! As always, Goblin Brains are produced entirely from organic ingredients, and natural processes. Reserve yours today!

If you are attending PaizoCon 2017 and wish to distinguish your fashionable palette and engage your body and mind with the rich and high-protein candied noodles of Golarion's own meanest minute menaces, simply list here a name which will be on your PaizoCon Badge.

This can be your real name {preferred due to font size} or board alias, as long as you make sure you set that under customize my badge on the E-Tickets page.) If known, include your day/time of arrival (Late Wednesday, Early Friday, etc.) Posting or private messaging your Room # when known will also increase speed (and likelihood) of delivery.

The first 60 PaizoCon attendees to post to this thread will be guaranteed a goblin brain.

Don't miss out on the best Golarion Goblins have to offer! - their sinister, pyromaniacal minds!

Warning: Goblins have a diet notoriously high in peanuts, wheat, and sugar. Do not consume if allergic.

Praise from respected scientists*:

Testimonials:

Kigvan wrote:

Goblin Brains* (TM) ~~ the socially conscious treat!

Ryan Costello wrote:

All brains must be eaten.

Shadowborn wrote:

Most delicious and an excellent seminar snack.

Runelord Zutha wrote:

The little green things? Oh yes, quite tasty.

*: Scientists is used here in the widely-accepted sense of a person, real or fictional.

[Kate Baker]

I’m in! I arrive late Thursday morning.

[Andrew Mullen]

I'll be brave like Kate and try one! I get in Thursday afternoon.

[Leg o' Lamb]

Sign me up for a brain. Are we able to select from Red or Green brains again this year?

name on badge: jon dehning

[Khelreddin]

I wouldn't miss 'em! Can I reserve two, as in the past, for me and my son?

Badge names are Chris Reiner and Simon Grundy-Reiner.

[Gilver]

Sure Ill Take One Noe Iniguez, Ill be there Thursday evening!

[Zach Davis]

Sign me up! Goblin brains are delicious!!

[Majuba]

52 remaining! (including 1d8+1's prior reservation)

Sorry Jon, red-brained goblins are hunted to extinction quadrennials, only maturing every four+ years.

[Irisme9]

I'll take 2, for my husband and myself. Badge aka CJM and irisme9

[jonesy076]

Joel Jones would love brain food!

[Silbeg]

Please sign me up!
I’ll be arriving Wednesday morning, will let you know more once I do.

I will suggest to my sister and brother in-law that they post here (unless this will count)... your goblin brains are a Paizo Con highlight!

[Bahbrahb]

I'll take one and my con buddy will likely want one as well!

I missed out last year and was super bummed.

Bahbrahb and Moojii will be the badge names.

[Leg o' Lamb]

Majuba wrote:

52 remaining! (including 1d8+1's prior reservation)

Sorry Jon, red-brained goblins are hunted to extinction quadrennials, only maturing every four+ years.

green it is!

[Grim Ranger]

Can I get one for my son and I? Name on my badge should be "Grim Ranger". We're local and am not sure yet which days we will be there (depends on the schedule). Thanks!

[Dragnmoon]

I Steven Lau would love to once again to eat up those Goblin Brains.

Will send you my room number once I know it.

[Majuba]

43 Remaining!

Will be good to see you Dragnmoon!

Grim - you'll definitely get yours this year, even if I have to bus over to your house after the Con!

[Grim Ranger]

Majuba wrote:

Grim - you'll definitely get yours this year, even if I have to bus over to your house after the Con!

Should be easier this time now that I've met you already. :-)

[Venture Captain Alliarra]

I'd like 3 one for son, husband and self!!

[numbat1]

Mad time travellers all. If I find a way back to PaizoCon 2017 maybe I will look you up, however, given the warning about Goblins' peanut propensity maybe I am best remaining in my own timestream.

[Nizari]

hey hey, count me in for yet another year of brains goodness. Can I get 2 please for myself and friend. Should be getting in Wednesday

Andrew Bourne/Nizari :)

[Majuba]

Grim Ranger wrote:

Should be easier this time now that I've met you already. :-)

Ha! Tell that to Kobold Cleaver.

38 Remaining!

[Darrell Lunari]

Not sure what this is but I will take a chance. Name is David Tull and I will arrive Friday evening.

[Ron Yacketta]

Sign me up :)

[Ryan. Costello]

I would love to be on the list again. I arrive Thursday evening.

[Manwitch]

Sign me up under the name Dave S.

[Yasha Vienne]

my wife and i will be there thursday/friday ish. we are driving this year. please put one down for yasha vienne and inabella vienne (or if what happens like last year and our badges get messed up. our real names of tony and koriann ting)

THANK YOU MAJUBA!!!!

seems i am unable to adjust the name on my badge again this year. so, badge will say tony ting. wifes will say koriann ting.

feel free to pm this alias... i can even give you my cell in pm if that would be better.