Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!

[GoatToucher]

The Patton of the Christ - Jesus + tanks = Victory for the allies!
Avengers: Ein Game - Earth's mightiest heroes must defeat ze Thanos in a chess match vich vill decide ze fate of ze universe.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Spider-Man: Car From Home - Peter Parker finds out that the buggy Aunt May got him for his birthday is the reincarnation of Uncle Ben in this wacky re-imagining of "My Mother the Car."

Spider-Man: Far From Tome - Peter accidentally left his textbook on Titan and has to embark on an adventure to retrieve it

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Shape of Watterson (a woman lusts after a stuffed toy tiger)

[GoatToucher]

Spider-Man: Par from Home - Super strength and agility makes Peter a hit on the amateur golf circuit.

Spider-Man: Far Crom Home - In his next adventure in the multiverse, Peter Parker heads to Cimmeria, where he meets a Legendary Warrior.

Avengers: End Lame - Tony left Rhodey a parting gift in the form of nanobots that restore his ability to walk unassisted.

Avengers: BendGame - A round of super powered Twister ends in tears.

The Lady in the Watterson - the continued adventures of Suzie Derkins.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

History of the World, Part X (JEWS...IN...DYYYSON SPHEEERES!!!)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I Have No Mouth, And I Must Cream (As James Lipton said of the film: "G~*-D&@N, this is one weird porno!")

[Charles Scholz]

Chillhood - Life in the cool ghetto.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Tonic the Hedgehog - Sonic's alcoholic cousin goes to rehab

Black Window - remake of Rear Window, but featuring Natasha Romanov

X-MEN: Park Phoenix - mutants try to elevate the image with the public by cleaning up the parks in a major city

DUDE - The Dude abides, but the Spice must still flow

TUNE - DUNE, the Musical!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

NUDE (An epic sci-fi eco-mystical softcore porno parody!)

[KahnyaGnorc]

Fonic the Hedgehog - huckt onn fonixs werkt fer him!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Loli and Stitch (this film does NOT exist; it was NEVER made, especially NOT by DisneyTM; the writers, animators, and voice actors were NOT hauled off en masse to an active nuclear test site, because NONE of those people ever existed, NOR did any of their closest friends and family, who obviously therefore could NOT have been taken with them; wouldn't you much prefer to talk about Song of the South?)

[KahnyaGnorc]

(I'm blaming IHIYC for inspiring this...)
Song of the Mouth - The adventures of a sentient, permanent Magic Mouth spell that became a bard

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Dong of the South (light-heartedly racist furry porn that...who are we kidding? It probably already exists in one form or another)

[Goth Guru]

Bong of the South-Uses the voices of Cheech Martin and Tommy Chong.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I'd though of this earlier, now I guess I *have* to post it:

Up In Snoke (after the events of The Last Jedi, a wacky mixup causes small-time galactic smuggler Cheech Leafblower and McDiarmid's Porgburgers franchisee Tong-Jong Chong to both be appointed next-in-line to the vacant throne of Supreme Leader of the First Order)

[KahnyaGnorc]

Sup in Smoke - an instructional video on how to best dine in a smokehouse.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The Land Before Tim (happy and exciting adventures in the ancient, nearly-forgotten world that existed before the creation of the World Wide Web)

The Land Before Tim (orthodox and non-threatening "adventures" in a world now gone forever, where Brad and Janet are still virgins)

The Land Before Tim (smarmy and garish adventures in a simpler, duller world that knew nothing of Beetlejuice)

The Land Before Tim (tuned-out, turned-off, and still-enrolled adventures in the truly alien-seeming world that would be shattered forever when a perfectly innocent CIA mind-control experiment suddenly got...freaky)

[Charles Scholz]

The Land Before Tim - The hum-drum Carol Burnet Show before Tim Conway joined the cast.

[KahnyaGnorc]

The And Before Time - Documentary on the Boolean logic of the ancients

The Lad Before Time - A Scottish lad time travels to the ancient past

The Land Before TIE - Imperial history before the invention of the iconic TIE fighter

The Land Before Tie - In a world where ties have not been invented...

[Goth Guru]

The land before tine-A takeoff on Game of Thrones set in the early bronze age before forks were invented.

[KahnyaGnorc]

The CODfather - Story of the first CODzilla

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

House of Dax (centuries after the events of Deep Space 9, a certain aging symbiont curates a museum dedicated to the lives of its many former hosts - of course, seeing as it has no hands, it must resort to alternative measures to recreate their fine, lifelike likenesses....)

[Charles Scholz]

Dora the Exploder - The secret life of an international serial bomber.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Charles Scholz wrote:

Dora the Exploder

I LOL'd.

Midnight Chowboy (a naive young man gets a job in the big city driving a food truck on the graveyard shift)

[KahnyaGnorc]

Superbia - super heroes and villains all retire to the same town right outside a major metropolis. Hilarity ensues.

Irony Man - It's like Sean Connery with a weather control device on your wedding day. A free power armor when you already paid...

Lawnmover Man - A story of a moving company that doesn't just pack up your house, but also your entire lawn.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Set (But Were Afraid to Ask)

[KahnyaGnorc]

American Die - The story of a plucky manufacturer of polyhedron dice going up against "Big D20."

[GoatToucher]

Avengers: Bendgame: Super King and his sidekicks, Clobberella and Captain Yesterday, fight a universal threat

Avengers: EntGame: When Thanos killed Groot, he roused a terrible anger in the Eldest.

Avengers: Antgame: The movie summarized by Luis with extra focus (and exaggeration) on Scott Lang.

Avengers: Endgams: When Thanos destroyed half of all life, he didn't realize that he would just be removing all the legs in the universe.

Avengers: And Gays!: Screw the overseas market! Time to get some representation in the MCU!

Ovengers: Endgame: Wolfgang Puck, Gordon Ramsay, and other cooking luminaries head to an otherdimensional realm, where a mysterious figure has used the Flavor Stone to collect half the universe's fried food.

[Charles Scholz]

Scrawl - Documentary about New York subway graffiti.
Scrawl - 2 1/2 hours of closing credits.

Edit: Just found out there was an actual movie called Scrawl.

Sprawl - The urban jungle.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

PU (an old and bitter nuclear physicist takes a lifetime's worth of heartbreak out on the world the only way he knows how....)

[KahnyaGnorc]

The Naked Fun: Police Squad goes undercover at a nudist colony.

[Charles Scholz]

Top Bun - The world of high price hair salons.
Top Fun - Everything above the waist eventually comes off.
Top Hun - The early years of Genghis Kahn.
Top Nun - The rise of Mother Superior.
Top Pun - Groaners aplenty.
Top Run - If you thought the dish and the spoon were strange...
Top Sun - The brightest stars compete.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Toy Gun
Pop Gun

[KahnyaGnorc]

Tot Gun - The new sheriff in town is a toddler sharpshooter

[Goth Guru]

Top Bun-Starring Bugs Bunny.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Rink Flamingos (drag queen "Divine" stars in this trash-tastic dramatization of the Tonya Harding story)

Jink Flamingos (the John Waters "classic" is reimagined in the PLANESCAPE setting, specifically Sigil's Hive Ward)

[KahnyaGnorc]

Pink Flamings - A pink-obsessed arsonist and the boy who loved her.

[GoatToucher]

P!nk Flamingos: An animated feature centering around a flock of waterbirds and featuring the catalog of a pop icon.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Boids" (NYC's pigeons unleash a whole new level of rudeness on the city that thinks it's seen it all)

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Bards" (an innocent small town is suddenly overrun by Charismatic feathery-hatted, courage-inspiring, rapier-brandishing, Enchantment-slinging, sonic damage-dealing, Bluffing, seducing music festival attendees)

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Binds" (just some amateur footage of the kind of s*!~ that goes on in the director's basement)

[Sliska Zafir]

Irate of the Caribbean - Captain Jack was mutinied one too many times, moves to Greenland.

The Prince's Bride - Dread Pirate Roberts comes out of the galley, vows to wed Inigo Montoya.

Deliberance - Four friends take the time to plan a better vacation than canoeing in Georgia.

[Sliska Zafir]

Goodies - a bunch of kids could explore a cave for buried treasure, but decide to go to the candy store instead.

The Breakfast Cub - Saturday detention and teenage angst is made much more fun with a baby bear to play with...until mom comes calling.

Fat Times at Ridgemont High - Mr. Hand, in a brilliant coup de grace, allows Jeff Spicoli to eat all the pizza he wants in class...

[Sliska Zafir]

Pig Trouble in Little China - Kurt Russell plays a cop who finds himself in over his head in San Francisco's underbelly. No sweet and sour pork for you!

Monty Python and the Homy Grail - King Arthur seeks a magical cup by time-traveling to an inner city, ends up knighting a brother.

Monty Python and the Lice of Brian - average jew's scalp infestation causes him to be mistaken for vermin messiah; followers believe allowing a head infection leads to salvation.

Monty Python and the Meaning of Lime - British comics link together a series of hilarious vignettes intersecting citrus and sedimentary rock.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowel - Shouldn't have eaten at that food truck....

Lass of the Mohicans - A fiery Highland girl meets a band of Plains Indians, and an epic plot is had.

The Lass Samurai - This fiery Highland girl really gets around...

BernGully - Animated Political Hijinks ensue when a fairy shrinks Bernie Sanders down.

Craveheart - William Wallace tours the world's most appetizing restaurants.

[GoatToucher]

Is. - Jordan Peele's modern masterpiece examining how the human psyche comes to terms with the inevitable doom that is Darkseid from an African American perspective.

Once Upon a Time on America - An erotic thriller starring the former Ugly Betty star (who is actually quite lovely).

The Ate-Full Eight - outlaws and lawmen come together for an old west Thanksgiving no one will forget. Samuel L. Jackson is shot in the Giblets.

[Charles Scholz]

High Noun - Grammar school will never be the same.
The Shoutist - May the best hog caller win.
The Brain Robbers - The democrats take over the world by giving everyone a lobotomy.
True Grip - Free-style mountain climbing.
The Green Beets - A family of veggie farmers try to save their crops from the ravages of nature and a greedy land baron.
The Bar Wagon - Bootleggers try to avoid the police while taking their customers around the town.
Blond Alley - The dizziest neighborhood.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Bird Tan - The Vulture is released from prison and takes his family to the Bahamas.

The Longest May - Documentary on the fall of the Theresa May government

Nora! Nora! Nora! - The tale of three women named Nora, who's stories intertwine at the start of the U.S.'s engagement in WWII.

Ghost Rusters - Ghost in the Shell, the later years.

The Two Towners - The antics of two dim-witted residents of Bree-Town, who accidentally save the Fellowship.

[Sliska Zafir]

A Crockwork Orange - Malcolm McDowell, murders, then goes insane coming up with new citrus stew recipes to defend himself from his victims.

One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Jack Nicholson realizes the only way to defeat Nurse Ratched is to use a blower to unseat her pet bird's roost.

Al Quiet on the Western Front - Trench soldier goes catatonic after witnessing warfare first-hand.

To Will a Mockingbird - Southern girl, amid racism and the Great Depression, inherits strange taxonomy.

[Sliska Zafir]

The Black Mole - a spaceship crew dares it all to learn that singularities are caused by a giant space rodent.

[KahnyaGnorc]

Most in Space - Will Robinson is realizing space is getting kinda crowded.

The Forbidden Plant - A group of space-farers take an illegal fern to a remote planet...

Plan Nein From Outer Space - Space National Socialists.

The Nicht Before Christmas - Santa vs National Socialists

The Sight Mare Before Christmas - a blind horse regains her sight in a Christmas Eve miracle.

[Goth Guru]

KahnyaGnorc wrote:

Most in Space - Will Robinson is realizing space is getting kinda crowded.

The Forbidden Plant - A group of space-farers take an illegal fern to a remote planet...

Plan Nein From Outer Space - Space National Socialists.

The Nicht Before Christmas - Santa vs National Socialists

The Sight Mare Before Christmas - a blind horse regains her sight in a Christmas Eve miracle.

Is that a sequel to the MLP movie?

I'll give you the point anyway.