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Single female w/ great body, looking for long-term relationship with statuesque male partner. Must like veils and snakes and be willing to relocate to ruined temple in the wilderness.
Answer to I'll make you hard.
Are you my heroine? Do you like intimate games of closing your eyes while wrastlin' your partner? Show up blindfolded, greased, and ready to play. I guarantee you'll end up in a nice, warm, soft place to rest.
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Do you enjoy long walks upon the far shores of insanity within the illimitable gulfs beyond the rude boundaries of space and time, and gibbering unwholesome thoughts as you play unfathomable games of chess with pitiful lesser beings (such as Humans, from whom thou art as remote, awesome, and alien as they are to ants) as your pawns? Let us sit together and watch this universe burn to a cinder; we were here before it, and we shall endure and even thrive long after it and its rude works have perished and been forgotten.
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I have a large collection of molds and fungus. Would you like to see them? If so contact Egon Spengler's head in the Head Museum.
Strict purple mistress seeks worthless purple males to adore her exquisitely purple bottom. Must like cubic zircona underwear and tarantula venom. You'll be 'Lloth' to miss this opportunity!
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Tall, "dark" and handsome male seeks young, attractive women (preferably ones who aren't afraid to show a little neck). Must like grand architecture that has plenty of age and character, an interest in anatomy and experimental theories and enjoys the Nightlife. Though not necessary, but an interest in furries is appreciated.
If this sounds like you, please reply to "Fangs for the memories".
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Have you tired of mundane experiences? Are you looking for someone to push your physical, emotional, and spiritual boundaries? Would you like to see something strange and mystical? I have some things I'd like to show you. Some wonderful things...
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What does your future hold? Will you find love, wealth, intellectual stability? I answer all this and more. Contact me at JTD@PlanetMothmen to schedule the rest of the days of your lives or something like that. Reading are typically an hour long and require you to bring something of value in addition to my standard fee, you know, for appeasing the gods or something like that. Anyway, yeah, JTD@PlanetMothmen. Be prepared to live to the fullest fulfillment of fulfilling your destiny!
You're a girl. Girls like horses! You know, wind in your hair and all that; or as we say in Sandpoint, "Tay in the wind!". Mayhaps you can ride me. If interested, respond to McDreamy.