Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

[dungeonmaster heathy]

I know, right? Hittim aginn! Hoarder!!!

[Elgan Dreadwood]

Druid feeling seriously outclassed here! Remind me NOT to get Stig mad at me! ;P

I am about out of idears for the druid. never contemplated getting him up to this lvl. I'll haveta go looky for some inspiration,...

[dungeonmaster heathy]

you'll figure out something...

[Altai Iscarni]

Level 12 is pretty straightforward - +1 in a stat, and that's mostly it. As we're full-progression casters, we don't gain higher-level spells; druids get more wildshape, but you don't care about that... Gittik gets a new rage power and Stig gets a new feat. As I said, I wanna look at the APG to see if they have any cool prestige classes. If not, it's wizard all the way.

Oh, and nothing can go face-to-face with Stig without severely regretting it. He's pretty scary.

[Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær]

I'm gonna think about that. I need to look through the feat progressions and see what's open.

[Beldan Vale]

"Nice work Stigmeister," comments Beldan as the giantess falls. "Well done team!"

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Altai Iscarni wrote:

Level 12 is pretty straightforward - +1 in a stat, and that's mostly it. As we're full-progression casters, we don't gain higher-level spells; druids get more wildshape, but you don't care about that... Gittik gets a new rage power and Stig gets a new feat. As I said, I wanna look at the APG to see if they have any cool prestige classes. If not, it's wizard all the way.

Oh, and nothing can go face-to-face with Stig without severely regretting it. He's pretty scary.

on cursory glance, didn't look like too much by way of prestige classes for wizards; I'll let you look though because I might have missed something. I'm guessing that Ultimate Magic might be more wizard friendly, whenever it appears.

[Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe]

Hey, how much loot we getting? I wanna go shoppins! I need some AC boostins I'm thinking

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Anybody kept track of that? I think it's pretty bodacious, but I'd have to go back through the thread; might take me a bit of time.

[Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Anybody kept track of that? I think it's pretty bodacious, but I'd have to go back through the thread; might take me a bit of time.

*sigh* I'm always forgetting to =P

[Altai Iscarni]

Give me an hour or so, and I'll have a loot list drawn up. But first I've gotta empty the in-laws' kitty litters... :(

[dungeonmaster heathy]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Score treasure:

2 giant +2 full plate armor
2 giant +2 great swords

+2 keen great sword of Graz'zt

+2 focus shock kukri
5 javelins of lightning
5 potions of cure critical wounds

1 book---it's written on an entire cow's hide; somewhat between a book and a scroll....but it's considered a book.
It can give a +2 to any ability, once per person but it doesn't disappear after one person uses it.
It does, however, require a Giant Wizard from Jotunheim to perform a ritual with the reader to make it work.
(hint...hint....)

and 105,000 g.p. worth of wedding presents...some are pretty freaky.

Under the throne there's a box. In the box, there's about 25 human hearts......taken from Kordites and We Jassians, in a (now futile) effort to set off a proxy war within Sasserine.....

Here's the bit from the final fight; I'll glean through a bit more.

Shouldn't be too hard since I can go back through all my posts now.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

gear...

+3 scimitar
+3 buckler
+2 mithral shirt
on the dao shaitan

30,000 gold worth of jewelry, ornately decorated temple swords, kukris, and spears on the 5.....beatific ones.

the dao shaitan and the multi armed girls

[dungeonmaster heathy]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

And.....

Gittik flings monkey parts all over the chamber in one last frenetic burst of rancor.
The monkey's legs are still glued to the ceiling....

end of combat.

X.P. 7,314 each.

Treasure:

amongst the pieces of rakshasa, you find
+2 flaming scimitar
+2 ironwood breastplate
10,000 g.p. in gems that were sewn into his now defunct clothing.

the druid rak with the two big snakes.

This is easy now that I can go through my entire list of posts.

Oso just took the wavy +2 greatsword of graz'zt; the rest goes betwixt the party.
That looks like about it.....

[Gittik]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

This is easy now that I can go through my entire list of posts.

Wow, never noticed that before. How useful.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

I was gonna make lists, but this'll work too. It's a relatively new function.

[Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær]

Beldan Vale wrote:

"Nice work Stigmeister," comments Beldan as the giantess falls. "Well done team!"

"Weel, hud tae keep 'er frae makin' onie mair giant bairns, am Ah reit? Lest hin' th' warld needs is mair feckin' giants. A stitch in time save nine, they aye say."

[Tenser]

"RIANT RUTS!"
*SLURP*
*SLURP*
*SLURP*
*SLURP*
...

[dungeonmaster heathy]

One of the strange digestive organs grows a little mouth and says "help me! help me!" until Tenser gives it a shake like a washcloth.

[Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær]

Gittik wrote:

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

This is easy now that I can go through my entire list of posts.

Wow, never noticed that before. How useful.

What's the new function, me no see.

[Gittik]

Look at recent posts, then scroll to the bottom, and you will see that they have multiple pages now.

[Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær]

Ooohhhhhhhh. Cool. Okay. Maybe not, but it sure is useful.

[Altai Iscarni]

GAAAAAAAAH!

Loot distribution under the spoiler....

Spoiler:

Son of a f@%!ing b#~%#... I closed the wrong window and lost all my loot math. However, the final gold was still in my calculator:

193814/6=32302 gold, 3 silver and 4 copper each

In addition:

* Gittik takes the 5 Javelins of lightning
* Elgan takes the +2 flaming scimitar
* We distribute the 5 CSW potions as needed
* Oso takes the Graz'zt sword

Go nuts!

[dungeonmaster heathy]

That's pretty bodacious I reckon.

[Altai Iscarni]

Hell yeah. We didn't find poor Xever's Salamander cloak in a closet somewhere along the way (I remember him torching my grappling elemental with it, and has coveted it ever since... Sadly, it's not in any of my books)?

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Hell; let's just say it's in the box under her throne, with his embalmed heart, as well as the hearts of numerous Kordites and We Jassians who could now get raise dead spells.

[Altai Iscarni]

Huzzah! So, um... how does it work?

[dungeonmaster heathy]

I'll be back; need to find the MI compendium.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

huzzah!!!

[Altai Iscarni]

Cool! The MIC is one of the books I don't have.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Sent it! It's a good book, I reckon. Some stuff's a tad bit broken (like the healing belt that Aub was talking about) but a lot of it is pretty groovy.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

You're Eyvind Utgardlokisson on fbook, right? (just kidding)

[Altai Iscarni]

Got it! Nice item, and at a very reasonable cost, too. Does anyone need a Cloak of protection +1?

[dungeonmaster heathy]

the "three uses a day" schtick is pretty useful; you can give out a snazzy item that doesn't eternally jack everything up. You can be the human torch for 3 rounds a day; that's not gamebreaking at all.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Altai Iscarni wrote:

GAAAAAAAAH!

Loot distribution under the spoiler.... ** spoiler omitted **

repost for convenience.....

LOOT DISTRIBUTION!!!

Spoiler:

193814/6=32302 gold, 3 silver and 4 copper each

In addition:

* Gittik takes the 5 Javelins of lightning
* Elgan takes the +2 flaming scimitar
* We distribute the 5 CSW potions as needed
* Oso takes the Graz'zt sword

Go nuts!

[dungeonmaster heathy]

huzzah!!!

[Altai Iscarni]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Avner:

"Uh,....wow....."

then, he regains his asinine composure;
"well, now that that's that, can we get out of here? I'd like a bath. My skin's crawling."

"In a bit, after we've made sure everything's taken care of here. Oh, look, human hearts!" Altai gives Avner the fisheye, regretting that he isn't quite capable of turning the obnoxious noble into a small, furry anaimal. That'll come later, I guess...

[dungeonmaster heathy]

"Your eyes.....so...cold like a dolleyed shark...."
Avner quiets down for a second, then;
"I think I'll host a party in your groups' honour...if you'd be so kind as to grace our abode in a few days."
He considers the hearts.
"Fascinating. And gruesome....they're smaller than the heart of a bullock..."

[dungeonmaster heathy]

He pets the eating Tenser, who snaps at the potential threat to his gory repast; he backs up a bit, then.....
"utterly.....amazing!!!"

[Elgan Dreadwood]

The druid is SO going shopping! ;P Actually, it's either THIS or next lvl that a shifter-variety druid gets plantform, which is a step above Dire form as Dire is above predator form. In other words, The druid is no longer a third class warrior! I'm back up to 2nd class! ;P

[dungeonmaster heathy]

My PHB II sayz it's 12th level, so you're stylin. Perfect timing; welcome to Asgard...

[Elgan Dreadwood]

Yep, Ijust found it too. (COMPLETELY missed the part where I got Improved crit (Bite) and Imp Crit (Claw) with Dire Form at 11th lvl!) Aw well, back to the math board,... (I luv what you get at the end, but I hates the math part!) ;P

[Tenser]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

He pets the eating Tenser, who snaps at the potential threat to his gory repast; he backs up a bit, then.....

"utterly.....amazing!!!"

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Yep, Ijust found it too. (COMPLETELY missed the part where I got Improved crit (Bite) and Imp Crit (Claw) with Dire Form at 11th lvl!) Aw well, back to the math board,... (I luv what you get at the end, but I hates the math part!) ;P

Iyya doont it yarl myitt, ya cae hae inny pewting!

HOO
kiyyae hae inny pewting iyya doont it yarl myitt?

[dungeonmaster heathy]

I'm around, here n there; any questions let me know,.....
on call tonite, this weekend, Labor Day, next weekend,...working til 9 or 10 pm tomorrow and the next day doing research,....
great time to be leveling up and buying stuff I reckon...

[Altai Iscarni]

I'm considering buying a staff of some sort, maybe a Staff of fire, just for that special occasion you need a bazooka. Again, I might wait until the APG comes out, just to check the new goodies there.

[dungeonmaster heathy]

Bazookas are nice....right on.

[Elgan Dreadwood]

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Yep, Ijust found it too. (COMPLETELY missed the part where I got Improved crit (Bite) and Imp Crit (Claw) with Dire Form at 11th lvl!) Aw well, back to the math board,... (I luv what you get at the end, but I hates the math part!) ;P

Iyya doont it yarl myitt, ya cae hae inny pewting!

HOO
kiyyae hae inny pewting iyya doont it yarl myitt?

WTF?!?!?! ;P

And yes, bazookas are always handy. :)

[dungeonmaster heathy]

(Pink Floyd....don't eat your meat,.....nevermind...)

[Altai Iscarni]

Any trouble getting out of the shifting labyrinth? If not, we need to consider a couple of things:
* Getting the right hearts back to the churches of Kord and Wee Jas.
* Check out the rest of the "silk merchants' house". Maybe we could move in there once we clean out rakshasan residuals?
* Keep our four drow properly cooped up until we are ready to hand them over to Szarrah of House Tormtor; this will entail hiding them from other topsiders while stopping them from escaping.
* Plan our trip to Asgard and shop, shop, shop.
* Anything else?