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Aberzombie wrote:Those things are f*!!ing terrifying.Patrick Curtin wrote:Only 40 more hours before Christmas is doneAnd far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Yeah, what's up with them.
Is there a purpose?
What do they do?

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David M Mallon wrote:Aberzombie wrote:Those things are f*!!ing terrifying.Patrick Curtin wrote:Only 40 more hours before Christmas is doneAnd far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.Yeah, what's up with them.
Is there a purpose?
What do they do?
They spy on you for the government Santa. They report your every word and deed back to the NSA Guy in Red.

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For fans of Mass Effect and WWII movies:

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My roommate got me a 6-port USB charger for Christmas. Best gift ever. I am currently charging 3 e-readers, a tablet, a phone, and a Fitbit. At the same time!
Ah, we live in the age of miracles indeed.

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David M Mallon wrote:Agreed. Never in my house!Aberzombie wrote:Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.Patrick Curtin wrote:Only 40 more hours before Christmas is doneAnd far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.
They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.
Basically, they're snitches.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:David M Mallon wrote:Agreed. Never in my house!Aberzombie wrote:Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.Patrick Curtin wrote:Only 40 more hours before Christmas is doneAnd far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.
They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.
Basically, they're snitches.
My daughter loves it. Nanny has it at her house so no work for me :-)

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Patrick Curtin wrote:David M Mallon wrote:Agreed. Never in my house!Aberzombie wrote:Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.Patrick Curtin wrote:Only 40 more hours before Christmas is doneAnd far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.
They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.
Basically, they're snitches.
If that doesn't work, you could always try this.

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Well, tis officially the end of 'The Night before, the night before Christmas'.
Christmas shopping is done!
(Funny how that always manages to happen when I run out of money?) :/
Daughter baked and decorated a Christmas Cake and wrapped some presents for us.
Tomorrow,
there will be Christmas cookie baking and wrapping of presents.
Now,
It is midnight, and I have a headache. I am going to bed.
And NOT getting up in the frikkin' morning! :)
Good night Treehouse! :)

aeglos |

during our dinner in the dining room, the christ-child will stealthily place the gifts under the christmas tree in the libary (and I really hope the boy stays put and does not see the christ-childs striking resemblance to his dad)
after dinner the christ-child will ring the little golden bell in the tree and fly away - then hell breaks loose

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after the Bescherung - "the handing out of christmas gifts" we will go to the traditional christmas showing of the villages volunteer-fire-fighters-marching-band
they play some christmas carols at a differnet street crossing each year
and we all sing silent night together, one year it did even start to snow during that

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Aberzombie wrote:If that doesn't work, you could always try this.Patrick Curtin wrote:David M Mallon wrote:Agreed. Never in my house!Aberzombie wrote:Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.Patrick Curtin wrote:Only 40 more hours before Christmas is doneAnd far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.
They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.
Basically, they're snitches.
I told the wife we need a fireplace, just so I can do this.

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aeglos wrote:we will have my dad and his ladyfriend and my mother-in-law over for christmas dinner tonight, we make deer stew with bread dumplings / napkin dumblings whatever the right english term isI don't even know what those are, but some form of venison stew with dumplings sounds amazing.
they are made by roasting cut down toast in butter, than mix taht with a dough from floar egg-yellow, salt and milk and gently pull the egg-white beaten stiff, under
then you wrap it in a napkin or a kitchen towel and put it in hot but not cooking waterfor 40 minutesbefore serving, slice it and roast the slices in butter

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My roomie bought a whole bunch of food, then left for her son's place for the holidays. I was going to stash some of it in the freezer, but the freezer is absolutely crammed.
My meal plans are basically cleaning out the fridge before the food goes bad.
Christmas Eve: ham salad (which I don't like because of too much smoky flavor)
Christmas: BBQ beef (I will fancy this up by putting it in a crescent roll wreath with cheddar cheese.
Salad: mixed greens with homemade dressing
Dessert: Bread pudding made from stale bakery croissants. I simply can't eat all those croissants!
I might just have a wee dram with every meal to take the edge off.

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Celestial Healer wrote:aeglos wrote:we will have my dad and his ladyfriend and my mother-in-law over for christmas dinner tonight, we make deer stew with bread dumplings / napkin dumblings whatever the right english term isI don't even know what those are, but some form of venison stew with dumplings sounds amazing.they are made by roasting cut down toast in butter, than mix taht with a dough from floar egg-yellow, salt and milk and gently pull the egg-white beaten stiff, under
then you wrap it in a napkin or a kitchen towel and put it in hot but not cooking waterfor 40 minutes
before serving, slice it and roast the slices in butter
Sounds delish, but then, German food is always amazing.
"Dumplings and flour doughs are used... with yeast as a propellant."
Why didn't NASA ever think of that? We could have had the Y-Drive.

David M Mallon |

Wiki auto-translation wrote:"Dumplings and flour doughs are used... with yeast as a propellant."Why didn't NASA ever think of that? We could have had the Y-Drive.
Based on all of the YouTube videos I've seen, the Germans seem to have perfected the art of using yeast as propellant. For example.

Patrick Curtin |

I have ruined a batch of cookie bars. I failed to properly calculate the adjusted baking time when I doubled the recipe (and size of the pan). I took them out too soon, and now they are a giant mess. We have to leave soon for the family gathering, so I don't think I'll have time to fix this :(
No sticking back in the oven for an extra bit? I never trust ovens, their temps, or times. Always trust the toothpick in the center method

Treppa |

I have ruined a batch of cookie bars. I failed to properly calculate the adjusted baking time when I doubled the recipe (and size of the pan). I took them out too soon, and now they are a giant mess. We have to leave soon for the family gathering, so I don't think I'll have time to fix this :(
Oh no! :(