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Aaaand up and getting ready for work.


Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done


I need to get my game plan together for post-Christmas Christmas


I'm really leaning towards prime rib and a roasted vegetable medley


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aaaand up and getting ready for work.

Clothes other way out, stoopid!

Scarab Sages

Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done

And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.


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Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.

Those things are f@*%ing terrifying.

Silver Crusade

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John's aunt sent us a very nice Christmas care package with cookies and fresh fruit and whatnot. Sadly, the squirrels found it on the porch before I did.

Silver Crusade

David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f~+!ing terrifying.

This little guy?


David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f*!!ing terrifying.

Yeah, what's up with them.

Is there a purpose?

What do they do?


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Celestial Healer wrote:
John's aunt sent us a very nice Christmas care package with cookies and fresh fruit and whatnot. Sadly, the squirrels found it on the porch before I did.

excellent work, squirrels. Bring me the finest of the cookies, you may have what remains.


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C'mon, Your Worshipfulness, hang tough. Princess tough.


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captain yesterday wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f*!!ing terrifying.

Yeah, what's up with them.

Is there a purpose?

What do they do?

They spy on you for the government Santa. They report your every word and deed back to the NSA Guy in Red.


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For fans of Mass Effect and WWII movies:

Potential spoilers for HBO's The Pacific (2010):
I was re-watching Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks' The Pacific for the fourth or fifth time, and I noticed something in the last episode that I'd never noticed before. In once scene, US Marine Bob Leckie (James Badge Dale) has come home from the war and is asking his long-time crush Vera (Caroline Dhavernas) on a date, when Vera's current suitor, a newly-minted Army lieutenant shows up at her doorstep. As the lieutenant and Leckie bantered back and forth, I noticed that the Lt.'s voice sounded really familiar. I looked it up, and sure enough... it was Garrus Vakarian.


David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.

Agreed. Never in my house!


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My roommate got me a 6-port USB charger for Christmas. Best gift ever. I am currently charging 3 e-readers, a tablet, a phone, and a Fitbit. At the same time!


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Treppa wrote:
My roommate got me a 6-port USB charger for Christmas. Best gift ever. I am currently charging 3 e-readers, a tablet, a phone, and a Fitbit. At the same time!

Ah, we live in the age of miracles indeed.


T-37 work hours left and counting until Monday!

So I did a bit of adding up..

WHOI: 113 hours
Hospital: 48 hours
Bus driving: 22 hours

2-week total: 183
So 91.5 hrs/week. Not bad. I think that's a personal best actually...


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Treppa wrote:
C'mon, Your Worshipfulness, hang tough. Princess tough.

Condition upgraded from critical to stable, yay!


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Treppa wrote:
Treppa wrote:
C'mon, Your Worshipfulness, hang tough. Princess tough.
Condition upgraded from critical to stable, yay!

The Force is strong with her


Treppa wrote:
Treppa wrote:
C'mon, Your Worshipfulness, hang tough. Princess tough.
Condition upgraded from critical to stable, yay!

WAHOO!

Scarab Sages

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.
Agreed. Never in my house!

Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.

They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.

Basically, they're snitches.


Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.
Agreed. Never in my house!

Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.

They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.

Basically, they're snitches.

My daughter loves it. Nanny has it at her house so no work for me :-)


Treppa wrote:
Treppa wrote:
C'mon, Your Worshipfulness, hang tough. Princess tough.
Condition upgraded from critical to stable, yay!

*refrains from commenting what exactly 'stable' means according to a fellow MD*

Silver Crusade

Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.
Agreed. Never in my house!

Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.

They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.

Basically, they're snitches.

If that doesn't work, you could always try this.


Well, tis officially the end of 'The Night before, the night before Christmas'.

Christmas shopping is done!
(Funny how that always manages to happen when I run out of money?) :/

Daughter baked and decorated a Christmas Cake and wrapped some presents for us.

Tomorrow,
there will be Christmas cookie baking and wrapping of presents.

Now,
It is midnight, and I have a headache. I am going to bed.

And NOT getting up in the frikkin' morning! :)

Good night Treehouse! :)


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Merry Christmas all, even if you're weird and don't do the gifts and stuff until the 25th.


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Hi everyone,

Fröhliche Weihnachten, merry christmas

to all treeforders


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Kajehase wrote:
Merry Christmas all, even if you're weird and don't do the gifts and stuff until the 25th.

high five for Gifts on Heiligabend/ holy eve


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we will have my dad and his ladyfriend and my mother-in-law over for christmas dinner tonight, we make deer stew with bread dumplings / napkin dumblings whatever the right english term is


during our dinner in the dining room, the christ-child will stealthily place the gifts under the christmas tree in the libary (and I really hope the boy stays put and does not see the christ-childs striking resemblance to his dad)
after dinner the christ-child will ring the little golden bell in the tree and fly away - then hell breaks loose


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after the Bescherung - "the handing out of christmas gifts" we will go to the traditional christmas showing of the villages volunteer-fire-fighters-marching-band
they play some christmas carols at a differnet street crossing each year
and we all sing silent night together, one year it did even start to snow during that


Merry Christmas Eve for all you monotheistic messianic worshippers out there!

25.5 hours left of my holiday work-a-thon. I'm pretty much done with WHOI, the last three shifts will be at the hospital. I'm hoping they are quiet.

Scarab Sages

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Only 40 more hours before Christmas is done
And far less time before that little Elf on the Shelf bastard goes back in his box for another year.
Those things are f%!&ing terrifying.
Agreed. Never in my house!

Eh, they're not that bad. The big pain in the ass is finding some new place to put them every night, or forgetting to move them.

They're useful, though, as tangible "evidence" that Santa is watching. Since they report back to him EVERY NIGHT! Helps keep the beasts in line.

Basically, they're snitches.

If that doesn't work, you could always try this.

I told the wife we need a fireplace, just so I can do this.

Scarab Sages

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Of course, back in the day we didn't have Elf on the Shelf. We had Belt on the Shelf.

Silver Crusade

aeglos wrote:
we will have my dad and his ladyfriend and my mother-in-law over for christmas dinner tonight, we make deer stew with bread dumplings / napkin dumblings whatever the right english term is

I don't even know what those are, but some form of venison stew with dumplings sounds amazing.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
aeglos wrote:
we will have my dad and his ladyfriend and my mother-in-law over for christmas dinner tonight, we make deer stew with bread dumplings / napkin dumblings whatever the right english term is
I don't even know what those are, but some form of venison stew with dumplings sounds amazing.

they are made by roasting cut down toast in butter, than mix taht with a dough from floar egg-yellow, salt and milk and gently pull the egg-white beaten stiff, under

then you wrap it in a napkin or a kitchen towel and put it in hot but not cooking waterfor 40 minutes
before serving, slice it and roast the slices in butter

german wiki page


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My roomie bought a whole bunch of food, then left for her son's place for the holidays. I was going to stash some of it in the freezer, but the freezer is absolutely crammed.

My meal plans are basically cleaning out the fridge before the food goes bad.

Christmas Eve: ham salad (which I don't like because of too much smoky flavor)

Christmas: BBQ beef (I will fancy this up by putting it in a crescent roll wreath with cheddar cheese.

Salad: mixed greens with homemade dressing

Dessert: Bread pudding made from stale bakery croissants. I simply can't eat all those croissants!

I might just have a wee dram with every meal to take the edge off.


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aeglos wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
aeglos wrote:
we will have my dad and his ladyfriend and my mother-in-law over for christmas dinner tonight, we make deer stew with bread dumplings / napkin dumblings whatever the right english term is
I don't even know what those are, but some form of venison stew with dumplings sounds amazing.

they are made by roasting cut down toast in butter, than mix taht with a dough from floar egg-yellow, salt and milk and gently pull the egg-white beaten stiff, under

then you wrap it in a napkin or a kitchen towel and put it in hot but not cooking waterfor 40 minutes
before serving, slice it and roast the slices in butter

german wiki page

Sounds delish, but then, German food is always amazing.

Wiki auto-translation wrote:
"Dumplings and flour doughs are used... with yeast as a propellant."

Why didn't NASA ever think of that? We could have had the Y-Drive.


Aberzombie wrote:
Of course, back in the day we didn't have Elf on the Shelf. We had Belt on the Shelf.

Had that too. Not sure which is scarier. Probably the elf, by a slim margin.


Treppa wrote:
Wiki auto-translation wrote:
"Dumplings and flour doughs are used... with yeast as a propellant."
Why didn't NASA ever think of that? We could have had the Y-Drive.

Based on all of the YouTube videos I've seen, the Germans seem to have perfected the art of using yeast as propellant. For example.

Silver Crusade

I have ruined a batch of cookie bars. I failed to properly calculate the adjusted baking time when I doubled the recipe (and size of the pan). I took them out too soon, and now they are a giant mess. We have to leave soon for the family gathering, so I don't think I'll have time to fix this :(


GOOD MORNING CHRISTMAS EVE TREEFORTNAM!!!

Silver Crusade

I may be able to salvage the pieces close to the edge of the pan.


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To whomever gave me a Paizo gift certificate, thank you! That was very kind of you.

I shall have to find a PDF of unique undead to torture my players with.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I have ruined a batch of cookie bars. I failed to properly calculate the adjusted baking time when I doubled the recipe (and size of the pan). I took them out too soon, and now they are a giant mess. We have to leave soon for the family gathering, so I don't think I'll have time to fix this :(

No sticking back in the oven for an extra bit? I never trust ovens, their temps, or times. Always trust the toothpick in the center method

RPG Superstar 2012

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Bitter Thorn wrote:

Howdy!

Sorry but I'm not even going to try with a 3000+ post backlog.

I hope everyone is doing well.

Hello! So good to see you. :)

RPG Superstar 2012

Ragadolf wrote:

Then I get a phone call, one of my old college gaming buddies/roommate just last night went to the hospital because he did not feel well.

He has stage 4 cancer.

Can 2016 just be f@#$%ing over now?!? Please? -_-

Sorry to hear that.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
John's aunt sent us a very nice Christmas care package with cookies and fresh fruit and whatnot. Sadly, the squirrels found it on the porch before I did.

It smelled really good, so it made it easy to find.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I have ruined a batch of cookie bars. I failed to properly calculate the adjusted baking time when I doubled the recipe (and size of the pan). I took them out too soon, and now they are a giant mess. We have to leave soon for the family gathering, so I don't think I'll have time to fix this :(

Oh no! :(

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