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[lucky7]

Where can I find a woman like that?

[Arcana Whupass]

Salty Barbarian wrote:

Arcana Whupass wrote:

Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER DONE FOR US?

What do you mean, sanitation? They don't even have SOAP!

What kind of an awful society doesn't even have soap? Dear gods.

Why use soap when you could get rubbed down with oil by a professional oil-rubber, then have it scraped off with a scraper?

Also, the Romans used soap, just not to clean their bodies (they used it to wash their clothes). There was even a soap factory in Pompeii.

[David M Mallon]

Salty Barbarian wrote:

Have you ever been in a roman city? There's s*+~ and piss in the streets, everywhere!

Ah, you must have gotten there some time after AD 500, then...

Salty Barbarian wrote:

And when my business there was over I was already starting to have a sickness in my stomach that plagued me for a week.

I know, you rural types always get the diseases that city folk have built up an immunity to.

[Aniuś the Talewise]

lucky7 wrote:

Where can I find a woman like that?

don't ask me, i'm gay

[Gaius Claudius Urbanus]

Arcana Whupass wrote:

There was even a soap factory in Pompeii.

Ah, memories. Pity about the volcano, though. Absolutely dreadful.

[Mimes #1-7]

;)

[Ambrosia Slaad]

{wonders where Aniuś has gone, hope all is well}

[captain yesterday]

Releases feral Smurf as a lure

[lucky7]

You were right, from way back when: Vikings don't like it when you reform their faith and found a Merchant Republic. Ungrateful jerks.

[captain yesterday]

releases second Smurf into thread, hopes Anius returns before they start breeding

[lucky7]

Too late. They're like rats.

[captain yesterday]

Releases a Gargamel into thread, to combat the Smurf over population

Just pray I don't have to release Gummy Bears, that's when s!%! gets dark.

[Helm of Anius the Talewise]

I wish him well wherever he is, I'll just leave his Helm, in case he returns, a Viking can't pillage without his helm.

[lucky7]

How do you feel about your deity of choice catching his big break in Hollywood? (NSFW)

[Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger]

Don't forget to take a feral Smurf with you on your way Lucky7, it's up to all of us to keep the population under control.

cracks open a beer and loads the high powered rifle

[lucky7]

I get your alias, and that bugs me.

[captain yesterday]

Starts tossing out Thundercats, to diversify the population, and maybe pick off some weaker feral smurfs.

[Nyan Cat]

Oh no, Yester-O! (Nyan)Snarf, snarf.

[captain yesterday]

Quiet you! Or I rent the place to the Kraang.

[Dan, That which is not Kraang.]

That which is Kraang passes on that which you propose.

[lucky7]

So how have you been?

[captain yesterday]

Well, it would appear the feral smurfs made a mess of the Fjords, guess I shouldn't have left so much Mead...