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F!@+ cosmic who's it's what's its!!

Jellystone Park could f&!#ing blow at any time!!

Pic-a-nic baskets will be the only currency!!!

That, and bullets.


Sharoth wrote:
Captain Yesterday Smurf wrote:

I'm not ready for winter.

Yet here it comes.

What is this "Winter" that you speak of?

Don't worry, with global warming you'll find out soon enough.


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Remember kids! Math is power! If you don't abuse it, someone else will!!


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I spit on SUVs.


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Remember kids, only YOU can prevent driver fatigue!

Next time, give the FedEx driver a Redbull when they make a delivery!


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Tacticslion wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

EDIT: this is in response to Vankyrie's post, not CY's.

NNNNNNNNNNNO.

*squick face*

Captain Yesterday's Moneymaker wrote:

So, you're fine with me possibly having brain festering stitches.

No, no, it's fine, i get it.

Turns around to hide his sobbing.

Eh, I'm not sure that particular condition would change much.

For either you or me - I mean, I don't technically have potentially brain stitches... that I remember.... but... it's kind of suspicious I don't remember having any, you know?

If you look like a "volunteer" from Tim Burton's School of Textiles & Taxidermy you might have brain stitches.


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The Mad Comrade wrote:
Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote:
Remember kids, acronyms don't save you time! You're just going to have to explain it anyway!!
There's a hot blonde heading to the sauna over that-away, mop-boy. ;)

Remember kids! I already tried to give her my number!


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Remember kids, acronyms don't save you time! You're just going to have to explain it anyway!!


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"The egg was poached exactly correctly" - Some lady eating on Masterchef.

Remember kids! Just because you have money doesn't mean you can be redundantly redundant.


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Remember kids!

When the giant slug demands payment at the end of your journey. Feed it the most useless member of the party. Which is always the Rogue, unless you also have a Monk. In which case, save some time and feed it both of them.


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Remember kids! Only you can click on a link! No one is making you do it!


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Why would you put raisins in anything is beyond me.

If mother nature wanted you to shrivel grapes she wouldn't have made wine.

Remember kids shriveled grapes can't make wine! And they're icky!


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Remember kids! You can only sacrifice him once.

But, you can scapegoat him for perpetuity.

Kobold Cleaver stole TOZ'S milk!

I heard it from a friend who heard it from her cousin who strongly implied that someone said that Brad Pitt isn't an a##%!#&.

As if.


Remember kids!

Walking the dog and writing on your phone leads to redundancy!


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Remember kids! Don't tempt Captain Yesterday to make ANOTHER alias!

What will our kids call themselves if we don't!


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Remember kids, no backsies!


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NobodysHome wrote:
lynora wrote:

Day has gotten marginally better. We cleaned off the balcony, got the computer working(ish) again so the kidlet could play his game, were finally able to get through to the ticket folks and did get the tickets before they sold out. Sadly the water is still off and no idea when it's coming back on. :(

Unfortunately no water means no coffee since I didn't fill the kettle last night. I might need to brave the stairs again (stairs + sprained ankle = pain) in order to go get some coffee. And a bathroom. The latter gets more important by the minute. :P

Do you have ice trays in the freezer? Kettles are good at turning ice into water. :-P

(Living in earthquake country, you are taught all the sources of potable water most people don't think about. But the toilet tank is definitely a last-minute, "Don't drink that just to make coffee" option...)

Remember kids, if you have to drink your own urine to survive, use a clean cup!


Remember kids! Only YOU can stop forum clutter. FLAG EVERYTHING!


Remember kids!

When Quantum Leaping, always say "Ho boy!"


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Remember kids!

Toxic waste does not make good dinner roll spread.

Use mutagen instead.


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Remember kids!

Don't be jerks! Moderators are people too!


Don't forget to take a feral Smurf with you on your way Lucky7, it's up to all of us to keep the population under control.

cracks open a beer and loads the high powered rifle


CPT. ARGUEMENTAL wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

Even I can't argue with that

Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again.


Remember kids! Politics don't belong on the internet.


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Remember kids, always recycle your arguments!