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quibblemuch |
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World's fastest wheelbarrow speeds past 52 mph
Somewhere a geriatric Tim Allen is grunting...

NobodysHome |

Spill covers Utah highway in smashed watermelons
When I lived in the California central valley every onramp and offramp was a sea of spilled, rotting tomatoes. Not so bad for cars, but biking to school through the stuff was a nightmare.

quibblemuch |

Loose cow evades animal control officers in Boston
She was later booked for a moosdemeanor.
I'll show myself out.

BigNorseWolf |
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New Jersey man flies to Florida to attack another player over an online gaming dispute, deputies say
Did not know floridaman was contagious through the internet...

quibblemuch |
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Aberzombie wrote:New Jersey man flies to Florida to attack another player over an online gaming dispute, deputies sayDid not know floridaman was contagious through the internet...
Great Scott! This means they've been training generative AI on floridaman!

BigNorseWolf |

As if cocaine bear wasn't bad enough.. cocaine sharks!
Do do do do cocaine sharks do do do do do ...

BigNorseWolf |

Florida sheriff's office warns against taking selfies with 'depressed' bear
... he looks hot **heads into the woods with milkshakes a bag of ice and inflatable pool.**

quibblemuch |
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As if cocaine bear wasn't bad enough.. cocaine sharks!
Do do do do cocaine sharks do do do do do ...
"In America, first you get the drugs, then you get the pilot fish, then you get the surfers..."
-Scarfish

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Aberzombie wrote:Florida sheriff's office warns against taking selfies with 'depressed' bear... he looks hot **heads into the woods with milkshakes a bag of ice and inflatable pool.**