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... That explains so much.
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"In exchange for the rights towards the signers immortal soul."...
You don't really know your customer base do you FF?
You wound me madam.
I own a soul.
Sure, it's second hand, but still.
@Fiend my dear fellow, the fact that it's out of fashion is PRECISELY why one ought to add it to their arsenal. Once everyone is game to a trick, they never suspect it to be used against them, it defies logic.
Anyway, onto business.
My Counter-Proposal.
** spoiler omitted **
(Grins)
*pats on head*
I was referring to the original leaflet, which was for me.
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I'm from the South. I take my sugar with tea in it.Not sure what sort of tea you would want. I've got some Earl Grey, Black I managed to score.*Gathers up the nuts that Clausewitz von Gerbil didn't hide well enough and presents them on a silver platter to Rysky as a peace offering.*What, no tea?Ok, now that I know that.
*Prepares pitcher of southern sweet tea for which the ingredients would be listed as: sugar, water, tea.*
There you go.
Hmmm?
*takes a sip*
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This.
Is.
LIPTON.
*narrows eyes*
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Everytime you drink Southern sweet tea, you have a 1 in 6 chance of summoning the astral projection of Wilfred Brimley, who will scowl and gruffly whisper "Diabeetus."In the South, iced tea is normally only a delivery mechanism for sugar and caffeine. But mostly sugar.If you're not in danger of diabetes, you're doing it wrong.
"Yeah? Well F@~# YOU TOO!!"
*tosses Lipton abomination at !Ghost!BlairBrimley*
(Instantly check for glyphs or runes that would leave him enslaved)
Sorry, old habits and all that.
You make ONE trip to a foreign country as part of a student exchange program, and next thing you know you're chained to a bed, with a bunch cultists bellowing something about some slaneesh fellow.
Any way. If you don't mind, I do wish you'd sign for the pet.
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(Instantly check for glyphs or runes that would leave him enslaved)
Sorry, old habits and all that.
You make ONE trip to a foreign country as part of a student exchange program, and next thing you know you're chained to a bed, with a bunch cultists bellowing something about some slaneesh fellow.
Any way. If you don't mind, I do wish you'd sign for the pet.
Well, possession is nine-tenths of law so meh!
(Instantly check for glyphs or runes that would leave him enslaved)
Sorry, old habits and all that.
You make ONE trip to a foreign country as part of a student exchange program, and next thing you know you're chained to a bed, with a bunch cultists bellowing something about some slaneesh fellow.
Any way. If you don't mind, I do wish you'd sign for the pet.
Well, possession is nine-tenths of law so meh!
... Is nine-tenths of law so meh!
... Of Law.
LAW.
*clicks tape recorder*
(Grins)
"Guilty of practicing semi-lawful actions, as stated by yourself... Beautiful."
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(Instantly check for glyphs or runes that would leave him enslaved)
Sorry, old habits and all that.
You make ONE trip to a foreign country as part of a student exchange program, and next thing you know you're chained to a bed, with a bunch cultists bellowing something about some slaneesh fellow.
Any way. If you don't mind, I do wish you'd sign for the pet.
Well, possession is nine-tenths of law so meh!
... Is nine-tenths of law so meh!
... Of Law.
LAW.
*clicks tape recorder*
(Grins)
"Guilty of practicing semi-lawful actions, as stated by yourself... Beautiful."
You forget the tenth is me not giving a f#~@ about the other nine.
*Cue 'I DO WHAT I WANT' and table-flipping.*
Since no one else in the car seems intent on taking the wheel and setting back on track...
Rysky.
Top or Bottom.
*takes a sip*
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This.
Is.
LIPTON.
*narrows eyes*
Do you prefer Luzianne or something else?
... All posters in this thread on an individual basis.
(Grabs the popcorn)
Stop dodging, you.
(Fine, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a blah blah blah)
What are your plans for the weekend?
MMMMMmmmmm... Southern-style Lipton Sweet Tea. Delicious. :D
Too late! :D
Poog on the job!
*Proceeds performing crude lobotomy on SweetTeaGamer*
Poog all done, bit messy, but he good for crazyhouse now.
You like, Rysk-lady?
MMMMMmmmmm... Southern-style Lipton Sweet Tea. Delicious. :DSomeone needs to get this poor deluded soul to the nearest sanatorium.
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Poog on the job!
*Proceeds performing crude lobotomy on SweetTeaGamer*
Poog all done, bit messy, but he good for crazyhouse now.
You like, Rysk-lady?
Yes, although I'd like it more if you got the clearly disturbed man with poor tastes away from me, don't really care where you send him. Just anywhere that's not currently where I'm at.
Why don't you ask me questions on my thread?Because if I sat around asking my stool questions people would think I'm crazy. Crazier.
Why do you care about what people think?
Explosions?
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I don't, not really. But I also don't want the rest of my furniture to expect stuff from me either.Why do you care about what people think?Why don't you ask me questions on my thread?Because if I sat around asking my stool questions people would think I'm crazy. Crazier.
But, but... they're your loyal subjects, your Ottoman Empire.
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But, but... they're your loyal subjects, your Ottoman Empire.I don't, not really. But I also don't want the rest of my furniture to expect stuff from me either.Why do you care about what people think?Why don't you ask me questions on my thread?Because if I sat around asking my stool questions people would think I'm crazy. Crazier.
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Well played Wumpus, well played.
*waits for Caesar Slaad to break up and reform as Byzantine Slaad*
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Given that empires will usually last for several centuries I've still got quite a while to go.
But... what about the anarchy? Shaking up expectations? Etc.?
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There's more than one way to advance chaos. That's the beauty of backing chaos. Regardless, it doesn't require me to either split up or change my identity. Don't you think it would be somewhat counter intuitive for chaos to actually require something?
I don't, not really. But I also don't want the rest of my furniture to expect stuff from me either. But, but... they're your loyal subjects, your Ottoman Empire.
Please, Rysky Bey, have a glass of Sublime Port to go with your Stilton-smeared roast 'Wampi. Have two!
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There's more than one way to advance chaos. That's the beauty of backing chaos. Regardless, it doesn't require me to either split up or change my identity. Don't you think it would be somewhat counter intuitive for chaos to actually require something?
Actually, it's the fact that chaos does not, in fact, "require" anything that makes any presumptions based off of your future entirely moot and devoid of value.
Anarchy, at it's core (ignoring the political meaning), is about potential, randomness, and change.
One of the myriad of possibilities is that it does, in fact, last for a long time, but that is in spite of chaos, instead of because of it. It is, then, a randomized "Okay, sure." that happens to go that direction, rather than anything reliable.
Thus,
Given that empires will usually last for several centuries I've still got quite a while to go.
... is problematic with presupposing a chaotic foundation, because it presupposes, by nature, that, because it's happened before, it'll happen again (a very Lawful view).
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Rysky, why did you eat my fries?
There's more than one way to advance chaos. That's the beauty of backing chaos. Regardless, it doesn't require me to either split up or change my identity. Don't you think it would be somewhat counter intuitive for chaos to actually require something?Actually, it's the fact that chaos does not, in fact, "require" anything that makes any presumptions based off of your future entirely moot and devoid of value.
Anarchy, at it's core (ignoring the political meaning), is about potential, randomness, and change.
One of the myriad of possibilities is that it does, in fact, last for a long time, but that is in spite of chaos, instead of because of it. It is, then, a randomized "Okay, sure." that happens to go that direction, rather than anything reliable.
Thus,
Given that empires will usually last for several centuries I've still got quite a while to go.... is problematic with presupposing a chaotic foundation, because it presupposes, by nature, that, because it's happened before, it'll happen again (a very Lawful view).
The dirty little secret is that you have to have a certain amount of order to properly implement chaos. :-p
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Please, Rysky Bey, have a glass of Sublime Port to go with your Stilton-smeared roast 'Wampi. Have two!
I don't, not really. But I also don't want the rest of my furniture to expect stuff from me either. But, but... they're your loyal subjects, your Ottoman Empire.
Along with the furniture a lemon is now talking to me...
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Rysky, why did you eat my fries?Because they deserved death! And eating fries is how one goes about executing them. At least that's what I do anyway, don't know what weird methods you guys use...
Tiny fry guillotine, o succubus queen.
Also, is this a normal side effect of the profane gift? Not complaining!
It just seems very distracting... and a tiny bit hard on the wardrobe...
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Rysk-lady, why TacticFeline favorite so many posts?
It almost be like he needs excercises for index finger.
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Rysky, why did you eat my fries?Because they deserved death! And eating fries is how one goes about executing them. At least that's what I do anyway, don't know what weird methods you guys use...Tiny fry guillotine, o succubus queen.
Also, is this a normal side effect of the profane gift? Not complaining!
It just seems very distracting... and a tiny bit hard on the wardrobe...
Took a feat.
I just save it as thanks for particularly... delicious pets.
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Rysk-lady, why TacticFeline favorite so many posts?
It almost be like he needs excercises for index finger.
Hey, if the Onion Knight can get all his exercise with just one finger more power to him, lots of people need their whole hand.
Don't think too hard on that.
Along with the furniture a lemon is now talking to me...Please, Rysky Bey, have a glass of Sublime Port to go with your Stilton-smeared roast 'Wampi. Have two!
I don't, not really. But I also don't want the rest of my furniture to expect stuff from me either. But, but... they're your loyal subjects, your Ottoman Empire.
A lemon with ears , as well. What are they putting in that port?!
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Rysk-lady, why TacticFeline favorite so many posts?
It almost be like he needs excercises for index finger.Hey, if the Onion Knight can get all his exercise with just one finger more power to him, lots of people need their whole hand.
Don't think too hard on that.
True! Them hotpockets ain't gonna eat themselves, y'know!