My true love gave to me: a defending halberd +3!
On the second day of Superstar my true love gave to me:
Two dancing dwarves
And a defending halberd +3
On the third day of Superstar my true love gave to me:
Three statues of Magdh
Two dancing dwarves
And a defending halberd +3
On the fifth day of Superstar my true love gave to me:
Five! ioun! stones!
Four statues of Magdh
Three flaming shields
Two dancing dwarves
And a defending halberd +3!
(Edited due to ninjaing!)
On the sixth day of Superstar my true love gave to me:
Six swords of slaying,
Five! ioun! stones!
Four statues of Magdh,
Three flaming shields,
Two dancing dwarves,
And a defending halberd +3.
On the seventh day of Superstar my true love gave to me
Seven staves a-charging,
Six swords of slaying,
Five! ioun! stones!
Four statues of Magdh,
Three flaming shields,
Two dancing dwarves,
And a defending halberd +3.
Ehem.
Why would you want four statues of Magdh the Three?
Quibble quibble quibble quibble.
I'm just hoping we get an eighth day of Superstar before long!
I'm just hoping we get an eighth day of Superstar before long!
Eight legs of drider comes to mind, but until my initial simple numerological quibble is rectified by the management, I eschew this festive ditty!
"Now I return to my store where it is I who dispense the mockery..." -Jeff Albertson
What happened: Mr. Owen K.C. Stephens himself submitted "Three flaming shields", and your "Three statues of Magdh" showed up immediately after. At which point Mr. Stephens removed his post, no doubt virtuously trying to avoid treading on the toes of we underlings. But at that point it was already too late, and another post had taken up the three flaming shields, bumping the statues of Magdh to #4. And there we are.
Oh, I am aware, good sir, of the CAUSE of this egregious and insufferable so-called "mistake." I defy it, tho! DEFY IT I SAY!
(NOTE: There really needs to be a mark-up tag for Simpsons Comic Book Guy voice.)
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On the eighth day of Superstar my true love gave to me
Eight hammers smashing,
Seven staves a-charging,
Six swords of slaying,
Five! ioun! stones!
Four statues of Magdh,
Three flaming shields,
Two dancing dwarves,
And a defending halberd +3.
On the eleventh day of Superstar, my true love gave to me,
Eleven lancers jousting,
Ten ghouls a-meeping,
Nine centaurs prancing,
Eight hammers smashing,
Seven staves a-charging,
Six swords of slaying,
Five! ioun! stones!
Four statues of Magdh,
Three flaming shields,
Two dancing dwarves,
And a defending halberd +3.
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On the twelfth day of Superstar, my true love gave to me,
Twelve oozes oozing,
Eleven lancers jousting,
Ten ghouls a-meeping,
Nine centaurs prancing,
Eight hammers smashing,
Seven staves a-charging,
Six swords of slaying,
Five! ioun! stones!
Four statues of Magdh,
Three flaming shields,
Two dancing dwarves,
And a defending halberd +3.
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On the twelfth day of Superstar, my true love gave to me,
Twelve oozes oozing,
My true love just cheaped out and gave me one ooze, which I had to reduce to half HP a bunch of times myself. Bah.
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Mine gave me a 3-times-per-day dimension door and let me get my own set of goodies.
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Mine gave me her last 3 Rolo's - I win :P
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I'm just trying to figure out what I'm going to do with 22 dancing dwarves. You just know they're going to leave a mess :-p
Any suggestions for replacements for certain days? I bet it took them a lot of tries to land on "three French hens" back in the day :-)
I'm just trying to figure out what I'm going to do with 22 dancing dwarves.
Perhaps some sort of Director's Cut Special Edition version of The Hobbit?
Woulda, shoulda, coulda. If we are going to get all numerological (that's probably a word, right?):
"...and the One Ring to rule them all."
Just sayin'. :P
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On the 12th day of superstar my true love gave to me
Twelve Shields disarming
'leven Blades a-Door-ing
Ten Arrows nocking
Nine Armors fusing
Eight Staffs a-spelling
Seven "Lucky" Weapons
Six Template Snafus
Fiiive HUUUNNNDDDRRREEEEDDDD RRIIIINNNGGGGSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Four Tangling Nets
Three Blow-Guns
Two Tower shields
and a hundred things for Paladins OOONNNLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!
(Partially based on what I've encountered in the voting.)
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On the twelfth day of Superstar, a goblin gave to me:
Twelve fires burning,
Eleven songs for yelling,
Ten dogs for slicing,
Nine chopped up horses,
Eight fires burning,
Seven toads for licking,
Six barghest drawings,
Fiiiiiive biiiiiig fiiiiiires!
Four longshanks' shanks,
Three goblin dogs,
Two fires burning,
And a jar full of pickled dog feet!
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How about "Ten Voters Weeping"? :P
On the twelfth day of Superstar, Neil Spicer gave to me:
Wizards have stolen our Xmas song and made it all about Fith Ed... Hoe dare they, how very dare they...
See, even now Wizards follow in the footsteps of the mighty Pathfinders...
We rule!
I would link but I am on my ipad and its not easy getting the links.