... my crippling addiction to methamphetamine!
... Dead batteries
alternately
... Dead babies
...being a rogue and wielding a greataxe.
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...the Mystery-Solving Metalheads of Black Sabbath!
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Order 66
. . . trying to come up with a question that fits those answers.
... the CMD of the succubus in question.
if this was a TV show, I would enjoy the heck out of it!!!
Ask, and ye shall receive:
http://youtu.be/QLlPF2vR9gg
...pervasive & institutional racism that initiated the damn investigation - but welp, a stopped clock right lol? it a b$%%$ tho. they are putting me away.
... racially biased SAT questions.
... a broken kilt pin.
... A pear in a partridge tree.
...quicksand. Darnit....
...budget cuts.
...that flatulent halfling.
...meeting Romona.
...those meddling septuagenarians.
...my sister-in-law.
...the Dynamic Duo.
...Richard Castle.
...the laws of physics.
...my mother's Nash.
...uncle Claude's ever increasing predilection for leaving balled up candy wrappers in obscure and inconvenient places.
...YOU.
... my own morbid obesity
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.... The Butterfly did it! I swear it wasn't me!
... I had been assimilated sooner.
would anyone like a brain slug?
please no mayo-naise.
the latest update of my mandatory software. Blame windows.
......shiny stuff
SHINY STUFF!
... Squirrel!
...syphilis.
Seriously. I am absolutely -riddled- with it. The dementia is setting in and I can only see blurry shapes.
.....the Sequester.
.....free donuts.
... my severely inadequate skills at intrigue.
... my failure as a leader.
... my ineptitude at magic. And combat. And stealth.
........... my low self-esteem.
... taking a hammer blow to the temple.
......trying to run in platform shoes with goldfish in the soles while having been shot in the knee with an arrow.
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...Obama.
-Thanks-, Obama!
...Ba'al, Canaanite god of darkness and fire!
K-Pop flashmob obstructing my way.
...the best dim sum in town.
...running out of gas.
...Morgan Freeman.
...oxycontin and Red Bull.
...my sense of honor.
...the long arm of the law.
...an erection that lasted more than four hours.
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...this sucking chest wound.
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...the fact that my plan was ill-conceived and poorly executed.
Then you meant to put Morgan Freeman's Voice. ;)
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...The Illuminati and their Reptilian Overlords!
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...a big, black dragon.