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Goddity |
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I just wanted to use magic too Refer to usage of a skill as casting that skill.
More friends is good Use diplomacy on an inanimate object.
I swear it's true! Use bluff on an inanimate object.
Take an interest in the setting Spend more than 15 minutes interrogating an inanimate object to learn its backstory.
I'm getting so many cool powers Invite a ghoul to bite your neck because you thought it was a vampire.
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HyperMissingno |
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Substitute Party Member - Gain an addition to the party while another party member is not in it.
Hold my Followers and Watch This - Drop off your followers in Nirvana (or another plane) while you go do dangerous stuff.
Now playing, Dungeons and Dragons! - Get a or more 30 on your perform check to tell the story of your adventure.
Royally Screwed - Have half or more of the party participate in an orgy with royalty.
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Chyrone |
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Royally Screwed - Have half or more of the party participate in an orgy with royalty.
Down with the sickness: Leave said orgy with a disease.
Platinum tongue: Pass a bluff check to convince someone of an outrageous lie, despite the -10 penalty of it being far fetched.
I'll be back: Get rejected from entering/meeting/joining [insert], return in an outrageous fashion, that leaves the place of the scene wrecked.
Yippy-kay-yay: Solo a rescue operation as a gunslinger.
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SAMAS |
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Not What it Looks Like: Your character gains a reputation diametrically opposite of their actual nature/alignment.
How I got it -- Playing Shadowrun, my character is a Sniper, covering the rest of the team on an infiltration mission one rainy day. The team ends up triggering an alarm, causing the Mission "Boss", a tough combat mage who was out at the time, to come racing back.
My character sees him coming down the street on a motorcycle, and decides to buy her team some time. So she takes a shot at him. I get a ridiculous amount of successes, and she hits him right in the throat. He glitches the resulting piloting skill roll(70mph+rain+shot in the throat) and skids underneath a truck, where he cracks his head open on the vehicle's driveshaft. Blood flows down the wet streets. With the Boss suddenly dead, the team takes case of the remaining guards, finishes the run, and we book it.
Surveillance footage of the shot goes viral, with many Shadowrunners saying my character had to have been a cold-blooded killer to make that shot, and used a tranq dart just to show that he/she could.
Yes, I said Tranq dart. My character is a kind of a pacifist, and she almost exclusively uses Tranquilizer, Gel, and Shock rounds unless absolutely necessary(or sufficiently pissed).
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Talonhawke |
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Pizza Break!: The party has done something so odd and so unexpected that the DM needs at least 30mins of time to reprep everything following the incident.
Based on a true story of a goblin who used a wish he had been granted to shift the alignment of a major evil NPC to good. Thus leaving the horde of orcs no real leadership and averting a major war.
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Goddity |
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In honour of our new campaign:
Burnt out so young Lose a character to an oversized fireball within 5 minutes of the campaign beginning.
Blaze of glory! Lose 2 different characters to 2 different oversized fireballs within 5 minutes of the campaign starting.
How much xp for the trees? Alter a major feature of a continent with an oversized fireball within 5 minutes of the campaign starting.
Surpassing expectations Unexpectedly have a majority of the party survive the first session despite all odds.
Rhyme, rhyme, rhyme, rhyme, rhyme, RHYME! Have your characters's full name and title contain 6 rhyming words.
Buying happiness Successfully hire an NPC to take care of most of the encounters in the first session.
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Goddity |
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All alliterative actions are appreciated applicably. Attacks aimed at alliteration actively anger attentive applauders. Armoured aardvark assassin armies attach augmented arrows against anti-alliterater arms. Amy accounts at an abacus and all assassins advance at Aidan's adjuration. Appreciate alliteration and all authority ain't authorizing abuse against any assets. Amen.
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Wise From You Gwave
Post in a thread that hasn't seen a post in nine months.
Above Average Joe
Take twenty levels of the commoner class.
All About the Platinums, Baby
Take twenty levels of the aristocrat class.
Budget Mystic Theurge
Multiclass adept (arcane) and adept (divine).
Come Out and Play-ay
Take twenty levels of the warrior class.
I Went To Brookdale
Take twenty levels of the expert class. The reference is Clerks II.
I'm Not Mad, I'm Just... Disappointed
Take a level of an NPC class, willingly and on-purpose.
Your Parlor Tricks Don't Impress Me
Take twenty levels of the adept class.
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Uncle Teddy wrote:You get the lifetime achievement award if the item is a donut.D'oh! Your character dies because you forgot about a magic item you got 1 or 2 sessions back that would have saved your life.
Woohoo! Your GM remembers and prevents your character's demise.
"Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?"
"Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, and frosting of white."
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Robert Nye |
The Kyuubi no Kitsune Take your eighth iteration of the Magical Tail feat.
What? Fennekin is Evolving! As a Kitsune, take at least one level of Wizard and have a wand be your thingy for Arcane Bond. Choosing the Fire Elemental School is optional.
I was going to make one called "Destiny Bond" for taking your opponent down with you, but that's already been covered.
I can think of more Pokemon references if you'll let me.
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Terrinam |
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Goth Guru wrote:Uncle Teddy wrote:You get the lifetime achievement award if the item is a donut.D'oh! Your character dies because you forgot about a magic item you got 1 or 2 sessions back that would have saved your life.
Woohoo! Your GM remembers and prevents your character's demise.
"Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?"
"Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, and frosting of white."
The building was on fire, and it was not my fault. Burn down, blow up, or heavily damage 15 different buildings across fifteen different adventures using only fire or countermeasures put in place to stop you while still managing to utterly annihilate the bag guy's plan.
Lash's Sacrifice Redeem a fallen angel.
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Haywire build generator |
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Well-aged cheddar: Come up with an unintended use for something both completely unrelated and way more entertaining than the intended use.
So obvious nobody sees it coming: Create and play a character with 6 or more skill points per level that goes against their normal class flavour.
Casting fist: As above, but with a character capable of arcane casting
Holy land of Rahadoum: As above, but with divine magic
Never heard of subtlety: As above, but with psychic magic
What weapon?: As above, but with full-BAB classes
Why even take those levels?: Accomplish the anteceding 5 achievements with a single character.
There's a god for that?: Surprise the rest of the party with your choice of faith.
Sequence break: Complete the campaign without using the mcguffin.
Clubs for everything these days: Take a level in a prestige class your group didn't know existed.
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Achievements For Other Planets
Just in case Pathfinder takes you to another world besides Golarion. Or wherever.Does This Look Infected?
Contract a disease from another planet.Ieyui Nobomeno, Renmiri Yojuyogo
Worship a deity from another planet.
...The reference is Final Fantasy X.I've Got a Girl on the Moon, I've Got a Girl on Mars
Have sex with a humanoid from another planet.No, John, You Are the Zombies
Be the only extraterrestrial in a party of a planet's natives.No Xenobiological Filter
Suffer from a poison from another planet.
Why is it that nobody seems to remember that elves are actually aliens with reference to Golarion. Or how little anyone seems to care that gnomes are Fey who’ve gone native.
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Marcus Pumper |
![Inevitable](http://cdn.paizo.com/image/avatar/PZO9443-Inevitable_500.jpeg)
Having read through everything I feel like it’s time to get back to numbering the achievements. These should be accurate give or take ten.
1340. Is Anyone Here Actually Left Handed
Complete multiple achievements with the same name
1341. Send Word to One and All, and All and One... It's a Little Redundant, Isn't It
Complete the same achievement multiple times under different names
1342. Honk Blarg
Use Xenoglossy to communicate with a creature that can’t speak
1343. Wadaya Mean It’s Statutory
Seduce an elf between the ages of 20 and 110
1344. Trained by the Ancient One
Make five or more melee touch attacks in a single round
1345. Snipeeeer
Make a ranged sneak attack from far enough away the target couldn’t see you with a natural 20
1346. They Can’t See Me, I Can’t See Them
Cause your enemies to gain total concealment without gaining the same yourself
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1347. Baby Got Back(side)/Buttstabber
Get the killing blow on at least 10 enemies one size class larger than you with Sneak Attack.
1348. Surely No Harm Came From Reading A Book...
Inadvertently trigger the cursed artifact that either starts, or ends, the campaign...
1349. Check This Out!
Willingly (but not necessarily knowingly stick your head in a sphere of annhilation to 'see what's there.'
1350. Out of the Frying Pan
Escape an encounter to another, higher CR, encounter.