HURKA DURKA I'M A WIZERD!

[Roeh]

I play a rouge but I was thinking about playing as a "wizard" in my next session. By that I mean dressing like a homeless man, strapping unstable magic items together and seeing what happens. First thing I'm going to try is jury rigging 10 bottles of mages fire together and throwing it. Any suggestions on retarded "magical" combos?

[Rub-Eta]

For starters you can keep calling it mages fire, that will piss someone off.

[Nitro-13]

well first off all I wouldnt use retarded for your description, but to answer you question put flashpowder and thunderstones together for magical flashbang grenades. they worked wonders for my Burt Gummer style Gunslinger

[Pan]

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[K177Y C47]

Um... so what class is red?

OH!!! You mean ROGUE... god that annoys me...

On topic... I really don't see what this thread is about...

[Rub-Eta]

K177Y C47 wrote:

On topic... I really don't see what this thread is about...

He wants tips on how to annoy people at his table.

Tbh, just making your "rouge/wizerd" throw flasks of "mages fire", it would be funny enough. Loudly shout "Taste my magical fire" every round, even when you don't lob a bottle. You also need to be convinced that fire solves everything.

[JoeJ]

Rub-Eta wrote:

K177Y C47 wrote:

On topic... I really don't see what this thread is about...

He wants tips on how to annoy people at his table.

Tbh, just making your "rouge/wizerd" throw flasks of "mages fire", it would be funny enough. Loudly shout "Taste my magical fire" every round, even when you don't lob a bottle. You also need to be convinced that fire solves everything.

What, like it doesn't?

[Chris Lambertz]

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