101 Random Fantasy Headlines

[Supperman]

All right, everybody stop until further notice. He asked for exactly 101 headlines, and that's what he shall receive.

[Tcho Tcho]

102 :) Behind the rabbit. The most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

[Sissyl]

103: New adventurer fashion strikes! It's time to wear every ring, necklace, earring, bracelet, anklet and other sort of jewelry you can find!

[Sissyl]

104: Teacher union in uproar after research data shows every teacher that meets a former pupil dies

[Sissyl]

105: Black magic specialist executed for littering with pamphlets!

[Spiral_Ninja]

Only 101?

Then just start over.

[Ciaran Barnes]

106. Which iconics have the best beach bodies? Guess which iconic these droops belong to. Details inside.

[GozrehTime]

101a) What's in the Box? The Vorpal Mailman Massacre Continues!

[FuelDrop]

Elf attacks Balrog claiming that it's a 'car'

[GozrehTime]

101b) Roll Fort! A Mobile Defensive Position Retrospective.

[yellowdingo]

Deci. Tree talks: gives evidence against woodsman

[Lathoran Silvermoon]

Well-Known Adventurer Takes Arrow to Knee: Plans on Joining City Watch

[Sissyl]

All Sharn's naval bases are belong to terrorists.

-They set up us the bomb! complains naval officer.

[Sissyl]

City guard fired for saying Freeze!

[Mad Alchemist]

Balrog tricks city watch into imprisoing high elf hero by cloaking himself with the illusion of an imported carriage.

[Lincoln Hills]

114. Troll Clan Adopts Halfling Infant: 'Not Worth Eating' Says Spokestroll

115. Veteran 'Heroes' Serial-Kill First Level Adventurers Just Outside City Limits - Town Council Decries 'Noob Farming'