Topless woman destroys St Pete McDonalds; then eats ice cream out the damn machine!
Bath salts again? At least she didn't eat anyone.
Well, nobody seems to be calling for her blood. If I were published on the net doing something like this, I guess showing people I am human by drinking ice cream from the dispenser would be a somewhat good thing.
Holy crap.
Either or both. Or neither. People can do strange things.
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I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny state, isn't it?
Build a border to keep the snowbirds out
Germany or Florida?
Build a border to keep the snowbirds out
Do that and we unleash the most horrible thing ever conceived by man (or in this case Canadians) - the Justin Beiber/Celene Dion hybrid - Juslene Diber!
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Build a border to keep the snowbirds outDo that and we unleash the most horrible thing ever conceived by man (or in this case Canadians) - the Justin Beiber/Celene Dion hybrid - Juslene Diber!
While I admire your pluckiness, I need to remind you that you can't out-crazy this state. Heck, I'm a slaad that's spent nearly all my life here, Chaos is in my blood and bone, and I'm barely hanging on to sanity... you Primes fair a lot worse. Sure, send your "Diber" on down... let John McCain whoop it up riding in on a nuke... airdrop in every clown in the continental U.S.... FL will just twist them into something scarier and crazier than you can imagine.
And then we'll send them merrily skipping right back across the border on home.
But, sure, come on down to the original Temple of Elemental Crazy, where dying is the easy way out, and comparatively speaking, Gygax went easy on newb players. But make out your wills, and bring your mental defenses... because we hand out SAN drain like Oprah does cars and we don't take American Express.
Chaos. It's everywhere you want to be.
Build a border to keep the snowbirds outDo that and we unleash the most horrible thing ever conceived by man (or in this case Canadians) - the Justin Beiber/Celene Dion hybrid - Juslene Diber!
We got one of those? I thought that the Beiber weoponization program was defunded! So that's what the Senate travel expenses were used for...
You all drink too much.
You all drink too much.
Other than a couple beers last month, I've been stone cold sober since New Years. This is how I think every darn day. I maintain that I don't drink nearly enough.
And I'm much more entertaining when I'm drunk.
nice to see Florida switching it up after 3048902 videos of people huffing paint in the back of a stolen Chrysler
also I am so happy that for the most part I was done with youthy youth before youtube was invented
wait was new years this morning?
if not then no I have not been sober since new years
I look at "weird Florida News" pages on the internet, and none of it seems weird really.
I lived in Gainesville from 1974-2000, then Tampa for a year.
Tampa,.....that's a weird place even for Florida.
Bath salts? Just dehydrated ground brains of Floridians.
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So petition to confine floridans to Florida with kilometre high shield wall.
Florida is America's penis, so we can call this Operation **** in a Box.
You never hear about an 80 year old snowbird from Long Island eating soft serve out of the machine at a McDonald's in Boca Raton.
That's because after European Vacation, the state took out a restraining order against Chevy Chase.
Build a border to keep the snowbirds outIs this for the protection of the snowbirds or of the natives?
You never hear about an 80 year old snowbird from Long Island eating soft serve out of the machine at a McDonald's in Boca Raton.
Don't let that fool you. They're Hell's True Children.
My brother and I used to play a game called "Germany or Florida?" when we were younger. Basically, we'd find a weird news story from Germany or Florida (seriously, those are basically your only two options on weird news stories), remove the names, locations, and anything else that would give it away immediately, and then we'd try to guess where the news story came from.
It helps that we've lived in both places.
Yes, that "game" premiered on the radio show Loveline hosted by Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky some 15-20 years ago.
Yes, that "game" premiered on the radio show Loveline hosted by Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky some 15-20 years ago.
That's where we got it from :P
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nice!!!
I told Doctor Krieger that this batch of Garcia clones weren't ready to be set loose in the wild yet! Augh!