150 Reasons for a tavern brawl

[Mark Hoover 330]

468. The drugs just wore off

469. The drugs just kicked in

470. Because Stone Cold said so

471. Your new fighting moves aren't going to name themselves

472. It was an option when you clicked the button, next to "Ask for information" and "get a drink"

473. Pan-dimensional profiling

474. As a distraction so you could lose the Inevitable in the crowd

475. Its a Tuesday

476. You just snapped into a Slim Jim

477. To protect the innocent

478. Ratings

479. Every time you get hit your mutant power kicks in and a duplicate of you appears

480. Nihilism

481. Alcoholism

482. The 666 curses of The Bloodsworn compel you

483. Its a slow night

484. You're sober

485. The bartender just grumbled "we don't serve their kind here" and pointed to your droids

486. You need to get yourself arrested at this phase in the plan

487. Cash

488. Johnny Cash

489. Cash Cab

490. Someone across the bar had the audacity to say that Back to the Future was garbage

[Goth Guru]

491. Quicky simulacrums pop out of existence when they get hit.

[Mark Hoover 330]

492. Somebody yells "Hey McFly!"

[Lord Fyre]

493. "And the man in the back said Everyone Attack!"

Dang It! Ninja-ed by Scintillae.

[avr]

494. You had to stop karaoke night somehow.

495. The little guy next to you won't stop poking you.

496. The inquisition just popped up. Quick, you need a distraction!

497. The bill from the last round you ordered is more than the amount you can pay.

498. The girl/guy you're with is impressed by 'bad boys'.

[Mark Hoover 330]

499. You were just swatting a fly off someone's face

500. Hearsay

501. Heresy

502. Hennessy

503. You're off your meds

504. You're ON your meds

505. You had unused rounds of Rage left for the day

506. A shoulder massage went horribly wrong

507. Someone in the bar is named Han

508. The rest of the patrons were getting in the way of the bounty you're here for

509. They wanted your Beskar armor

510. This is the way

[Freehold DM]

Mark Hoover 330 wrote:

499. You were just swatting a fly off someone's face

500. Hearsay

501. Heresy

502. Hennessy

503. You're off your meds

504. You're ON your meds

505. You had unused rounds of Rage left for the day

506. A shoulder massage went horribly wrong

507. Someone in the bar is named Han

508. The rest of the patrons were getting in the way of the bounty you're here for

509. They wanted your Beskar armor

510. This is the way

FIFY

[Mark Hoover 330]

511. Failed Will save

512. Trying to learn the Grappling rules

513. Your GM wants you to

514. Your GM doesn't want you to

515. Too much pepper in your food

516. You're trying to put out a fire only you can see

517. Demonic possession

518. The patron radiates an aura of evil

519. You haven't gotten a critical hit yet tonight

520. Mitichlorians

[Haladir]

521. Because Saturday night's alright for fighting

522. Because the tavern is your Battlefield!

523. The black-haired Cimmerian scowled. "By Crom, I do not like this place, where dead men rise, and sleeping men vanish into the bellies of shadows!"

[Kir'Eshe]

524. You're in Whiterun and the local barfly wants to be put in her place before she'll follow you.

525. You're in Markarth and just feel like whuping the town drunk for some coin.

[Tim Emrick]

526. That overly perky halfling lass a few tables over just started singing a song praising the scurvy pirate captain who sank your ship and conscripted you into service for a couple of voyages until you managed to escape.

(Actual event from my Freeport home game, based on actual PC backstory. Even more fun, said pirate captain was that player's PC from my previous campaign in the setting.)

[Goth Guru]

527. "Now that I've seen Pony Life, I think it's pretty good." Talking out of character like that was just asking for trouble.

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

Goth Guru wrote:

527. "Now that I've seen Pony Life, I think it's pretty good." Talking out of character like that was just asking for trouble.

528) A telepath read your mind and discovered you like media everyone else considers horrifying abominations. This is why you hate adventuring on Athas.

[Mark Hoover 330]

529. Corporate espionage

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

530) Everyone agreed it was the only morally sound way to discuss politics.

[Mark Hoover 330]

531. Settling your court case

532. Thanking the cook

533. Performance art

[Goth Guru]

534. The lord mayor said it was safe to have tavern brawls again.

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

Mark Hoover 330 wrote:

533. Performance art

535) As a criticism of performance art.

536) As a critical response to performance art.

537) To protect the world (and your sanity) from performance art.

[Goth Guru]

538)Someone would not shut up about performance art!

[DM ReckNBall]

539) Refused to pay bartab. Cheaper to brawl your way out. Or so you hope.

[KJL]

540) Someone from England ordered a pint in the USA.
541) Someone from France ordered a pint in England.

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

542) Someone moved a boundary stone that no one paid attention to until this exact moment.

[Goth Guru]

543) A gypsy cursed this guy with tavern brawls. They would know that if they had not killed the gypsy in mid curse.

[Ched Greyfell]

544) Mongo shows up in the bar. Mongo is angry.

[SilvercatMoonpaw]

545) Because the Scottish guy said "There can be only one". Of course, he also mentioned aliens, and you're sure that's a contradic--

546) Because that's what the man dressed in a black suit told you were doing while he put away his funny silver wand.

547) Because your GM just got Bancalonia and wants to try out the Brawl rules.

[A highly regarded expert]

548) Pootie Tang walks in, and seeing your group, whips out his belt and says, "Ain't come one, but many tine tanies!"

[Goth Guru]

549)An adventuring party composed of Curley, Larry, Moe, and Shemp.

[DM Lil" Eschie]

A Nac Mac Feegle entered the bar.

[Goth Guru]

56) Some guy said that Kobolds were good, and it turned out it was 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.