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lottery to provide every citizen in Los Angeles with a free tesla series s
You would think this had appeal.
I just don't think the world is ready for your ideas.How about one regarding the mothballing of the space shuttle Atlantis by landing it on the moon?
It's a vehicle designed to be piloted only by humans. The computers are not upgradable due to weight limits. How would the crew get back?
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A national declaration that pi is equal to three.Thats silly. Pi is half the circumference of a circle.
Only if the circle has a radius of 1.
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Something about space shuttles, arcologies, Antarctica, and the entire population of Rio De Janeiro, or Mumbai or Shenzhen.
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It's a vehicle designed to be piloted only by humans. The computers are not upgradable due to weight limits. How would the crew get back?I just don't think the world is ready for your ideas.How about one regarding the mothballing of the space shuttle Atlantis by landing it on the moon?
Remotely deployed with lander attachment.
Remotely deployed with lander attachment.It's a vehicle designed to be piloted only by humans. The computers are not upgradable due to weight limits. How would the crew get back?I just don't think the world is ready for your ideas.How about one regarding the mothballing of the space shuttle Atlantis by landing it on the moon?
Exceeds the weight limit of what they can get into orbit. The space shuttle isn't exactly light to begin with... Remote deployment requires computer power it's not capable of carrying into space. And that's before you get into the weight of the lander attachment or extra fuel...
Shuttle reaches leo with almost no fuel left in it.
Won't work in any way, shape, or form.
Waste of money, hypothetical landing attachment or no.
Why don't we just make a "hyperdrive attachment?" If we're going into speculative areas, that'd be cooler than a sled ski to land on the cheesy surface of the moon.
So we move on...turn the space station into a giant three-dee printer. Yay, nay.
An orbital fabrication plant would be kinda neat...
Fill the grand canyon with water?
Fill the grand canyon with a billion people.
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Is it sad that that petition gets hundreds of signatures more than YDs?
How about a petition to make Justin Bieber Ambassador to Alderan?
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I have joined the Yellow Dingo revolution...
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A national declaration that pi is equal to three.
... wait. Dingo is Bloody Stupid Johnson?
A petion for the US to force or convince other countries to have similair online petion thus the entire world can feel YellowDingos special brand of love.
A petion for the US to force or convince other countries to have similair online petion thus the entire world can feel YellowDingos special brand of love.
This actually might result in some approvements.
Some of Yellowdingo's petitions are actually one or two adjustments away from being reasonable. For example, he came up with the idea of having a mining town use renewable energy to create hydrogen cells. If, instead, they just sold the renewable energy... larger profit margin.
It's things like that which make me think he's just over-optimistic about what humans can achieve or what would be viable.
And, actually, some of his solutions would actually be viable... in the future. They're not right now, but time itself will change that.
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A petion for the US to force or convince other countries to have similair online petion thus the entire world can feel YellowDingos special brand of love.This actually might result in some approvements.
Some of Yellowdingo's petitions are actually one or two adjustments away from being reasonable. For example, he came up with the idea of having a mining town use renewable energy to create hydrogen cells. If, instead, they just sold the renewable energy... larger profit margin.
It's things like that which make me think he's just over-optimistic about what humans can achieve or what would be viable.
And, actually, some of his solutions would actually be viable... in the future. They're not right now, but time itself will change that.
That would be great but our Australian government wont even talk to us, let alone listen
They do love to distract us with the bone of boat people and sharks, but that is about the extent of the communication, yeah.
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A petion for the US to force or convince other countries to have similair online petion thus the entire world can feel YellowDingos special brand of love.This actually might result in some approvements.
Some of Yellowdingo's petitions are actually one or two adjustments away from being reasonable. For example, he came up with the idea of having a mining town use renewable energy to create hydrogen cells. If, instead, they just sold the renewable energy... larger profit margin.
It's things like that which make me think he's just over-optimistic about what humans can achieve or what would be viable.
And, actually, some of his solutions would actually be viable... in the future. They're not right now, but time itself will change that.
I see my suggestion that the us government build a million six megawatt wind turbines may get support from folks who think huge numbers of off shore wind turbines will slow hurricanes...must do petition for it.
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I wish I could say that the American government actually talking to the people was better, but considering they're sometimes lying about lying about lying (they lie so much it gets recursive half the time), it's potentially considerably worse.
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power ocean generators by rubbing fuzzy kittens against shag carpets.
I'll sign. Just as soon as I remember my password.Is it sad that that petition gets hundreds of signatures more than YDs?
How about a petition to make Justin Bieber Ambassador to Alderan?
I signed, just because I want to hear the President say "Ding-dong-boob-poopy." Actually I want to hear any President or Prime Minister or King or Dictator say that.
I see my suggestion that the us government build a million six megawatt wind turbines may get support from folks who think huge numbers of off shore wind turbines will slow hurricanes...must do petition for it.
Hey, pal, not until I'm done selling bridges and homeopathic medicine to those folks.
When the winds hit this baby at 88 miles per hour... you're going to see some serious shit.
I see my suggestion that the us government build a million six megawatt wind turbines may get support from folks who think huge numbers of off shore wind turbines will slow hurricanes...must do petition for it.Hey, pal, not until I'm done selling bridges and homeopathic medicine to those folks.
When the winds hit this baby at 88 miles per hour... you're going to see some serious s~%!.
Near hear we've had a few failures, but nothing spectacular.
Allow a mystic using a ougie board to channel shirly mcclaine to channel president Reagan to run the country.
Provide free internet capable satellite phones to people in totalitarian regimes that don't allow free speech.
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Fuel-saving measure: Mandate that all cars have larger tires in front, so they're always rolling downhill.
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Provide free internet capable satellite phones to people in totalitarian regimes that don't allow free speech.So the USA... :)
The USA Government loves free speech.
They can't listen to enough of it
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Provide free internet capable satellite phones to people in totalitarian regimes that don't allow free speech.So the USA... :)The USA Government loves free speech.
They can't listen to enough of it
Totalitarian regimes dont allow free speech. The USA uses it against you in a small dark room involving water and a sack.
Totalitarian regimes dont allow free speech. The USA uses it against you in a small dark room involving water and a sack.Provide free internet capable satellite phones to people in totalitarian regimes that don't allow free speech.So the USA... :)The USA Government loves free speech.
They can't listen to enough of it
You forgot the car battery and jumper cables.
Use windmills to power fans to combat global warming
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Use windmills to power fans to combat global warming
You forgot the car battery and jumper cables.Totalitarian regimes dont allow free speech. The USA uses it against you in a small dark room involving water and a sack.Provide free internet capable satellite phones to people in totalitarian regimes that don't allow free speech.So the USA... :)The USA Government loves free speech.
They can't listen to enough of it
That is old stuff. Nowadays they use the Patriot line of interrogation enhancement systems. At least the sticker on the car battery says so.
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Use windmills to power fans to combat global warmingRelevant XKCD comic.