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Silver Crusade

Too cold to be nekkid.

Silver Crusade

Morning all. What did I miss?

Liberty's Edge

I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.


Studpuffin wrote:
I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.

Uh..me too?

Are there a lot of orders coming in or something? Regardless, +1.

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.

Uh..me too?

Are there a lot of orders coming in or something? Regardless, +1.

Oh, you don't have facebook! Right, forgot. </grief>

Last night she sprained her ankle and she and the PMG spent the evening at the hospital. :( They thought it might've been broken, thankfully it wasn't.


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Studpuffin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.

Uh..me too?

Are there a lot of orders coming in or something? Regardless, +1.

Oh, you don't have facebook! Right, forgot. </grief>

Last night she sprained her ankle and she and the PMG spent the evening at the hospital. :( They thought it might've been broken, thankfully it wasn't.

I figured I would stop in chat and wish her well, and pick on her a bit about being a klutz. ;)


Studpuffin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.

Uh..me too?

Are there a lot of orders coming in or something? Regardless, +1.

Oh, you don't have facebook! Right, forgot. </grief>

Last night she sprained her ankle and she and the PMG spent the evening at the hospital. :( They thought it might've been broken, thankfully it wasn't.

Oh man, that's awful! I hope she recovers quickly!!!


Freehold DM wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Gary, in case no one has said this to you today:

THANK YOU.
Sure thing man! It's always my pleasure to bring joy into your life. leaves a crate a Haterade(tm) for Mairkurion

I see the medication for DGS is not taking effect. It is time that we double the dosage!

Reseals thank you card for PMG.


Studpuffin wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.

Uh..me too?

Are there a lot of orders coming in or something? Regardless, +1.

Oh, you don't have facebook! Right, forgot. </grief>

Last night she sprained her ankle and she and the PMG spent the evening at the hospital. :( They thought it might've been broken, thankfully it wasn't.

Sprained her ankle, eh? That's too bad. Maybe she'll hobble in later for our well-wishes.

Silver Crusade

Studpuffin wrote:
I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.

+1


Celestial Healer wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I hope Sara Marie is alright this morning.
+1

+2


Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.

o.O

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O

I had Carl a few years back and yes he is hot ;)


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O
I had Carl a few years back and yes it is hot ;)

Oooooooookay.

Backing away. Far away.

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O
I had Carl a few years back and yes it is hot ;)

Oooooooookay.

Backing away. Far away.

Awesome we finally got too perverse for Urizen, so there is a limit to his perverseness!!!


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O
I had Carl a few years back and yes it is hot ;)

Oooooooookay.

Backing away. Far away.

Awesome we finally got too perverse for Urizen, so there is a limit to his perverseness!!!

Methinks you did not click the link. Or you like corn.

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O
I had Carl a few years back and yes it is hot ;)

Oooooooookay.

Backing away. Far away.

Awesome we finally got too perverse for Urizen, so there is a limit to his perverseness!!!
Methinks you did not click the link. Or you like corn.

No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.


Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O
I had Carl a few years back and yes it is hot ;)

Oooooooookay.

Backing away. Far away.

Awesome we finally got too perverse for Urizen, so there is a limit to his perverseness!!!
Methinks you did not click the link. Or you like corn.

~queasy look~ You may not have limits, but ***I*** do. ~goes off to bleach my brain~


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O
I had Carl a few years back and yes it is hot ;)

Oooooooookay.

Backing away. Far away.

Awesome we finally got too perverse for Urizen, so there is a limit to his perverseness!!!
Methinks you did not click the link. Or you like corn.
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.


Freehold DM wrote:
Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

Coincides with your evening job?

Methinks there's more going on than just taking surveys. ;-)

Sovereign Court

You know, everyone mocks me for carrying around a flashlight in my purse.

They didn't mock me yesterday when I had a flashlight and the rolling blackouts started at the office.

Just sayin'


They must learn the price of mocking Jess Door.

Sovereign Court

Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.


Jess Door wrote:

You know, everyone mocks me for carrying around a flashlight in my purse.

They didn't mock me yesterday when I had a flashlight and the rolling blackouts started at the office.

Just sayin'

double fistbump

As a cyclist, you never ever know when you're going to need one.


Slow and gross goes the posting...

Sovereign Court

One of the funniest "You carry what around in that purse?!?" moments was at some shower or another. One of the stupid games we played was "Pull the weirdest thing out that you have in your purse right now," and one lady pulled out a full sized hammer. The most hilarious part was she didn't know it was in there until she looked!


Jess Door wrote:
One of the funniest "You carry what around in that purse?!?" moments was at some shower or another. One of the stupid games we played was "Pull the weirdest thing out that you have in your purse right now," and one lady pulled out a full sized hammer. The most hilarious part was she didn't know it was in there until she looked!

It probably would have been even more fun had Solnes been there.

Sovereign Court

Well, yes, but this way it's a story I can tell safely in any company and it will be amusing and not shocking or offensive.

Unlike the moment at OwlCon when I was talking to Wolthulhu about something and dropped the f-bomb, forgetting there was a 12ish year old kid in the room to play the game I was about to run.

The moment the word left my mouth I realized what I'd done and tried to cover with a lame "...er...messed up..." But yeah...total, absolute mortification. I apologized to the father and son pretty abjectly, and have tried to rein in my mouth. Didn't realize I'd gotten that bad.

*sigh*

Silver Crusade

Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Ayup. We got to hear some pretty nasty stuff over dinner at my house, too.

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
I just had my first hot carl the other day- good stuff.
o.O
I had Carl a few years back and yes it is hot ;)

Oooooooookay.

Backing away. Far away.

Awesome we finally got too perverse for Urizen, so there is a limit to his perverseness!!!
Methinks you did not click the link. Or you like corn.
~queasy look~ You may not have limits, but ***I*** do. ~goes off to bleach my brain~

I never click on those links here at work. Now I shall refrain from doing so at home as well.

The Exchange

SO if I go to a certain thread and just post several posts of

**Get over it**

Do you think everyone will want to kill me?

Sovereign Court

Crimson Jester wrote:

SO if I go to a certain thread and just post several posts of

**Get over it**

Do you think everyone will want to kill me?

What a silly question. Of course they will.

Scarab Sages

Jess Door wrote:

Well, yes, but this way it's a story I can tell safely in any company and it will be amusing and not shocking or offensive.

Unlike the moment at OwlCon when I was talking to Wolthulhu about something and dropped the f-bomb, forgetting there was a 12ish year old kid in the room to play the game I was about to run.

The moment the word left my mouth I realized what I'd done and tried to cover with a lame "...er...messed up..." But yeah...total, absolute mortification. I apologized to the father and son pretty abjectly, and have tried to rein in my mouth. Didn't realize I'd gotten that bad.

*sigh*

There are times when people amaze me. Good friends of mine were in line at a small restaurant just talking to themselves and one of them said a swear word. There was a man behind them with his son. The man said to them "Excuse me, but I don't appreciate you swearing around my son." My friends didn't realize that there were children, but apologized and were ready to go with life. Then this father starts to berate my friends about how awful they were using swear words -- when he starts swearing at them including the swear word my friends used -- right in front of his own son.

Just bizarre.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Ayup. We got to hear some pretty nasty stuff over dinner at my house, too.

My first roommate in college was a cattle farmer from Wisconsin. Nothing was sacred -- especially at the dinner table.


Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Don't tempt me to pull a Cthulhu ace from my sleeve. For instance, I no longer include blueberries with my waffles for breakfast.


Urizen wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Don't tempt me to pull a Cthulhu ace from my sleeve. For instance, I no longer include blueberries with my waffles for breakfast.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can excise my love of blueberry waffles from my psyche. Bring it on, Cthulhu-lover!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Slow and gross goes the posting...

Which reminds me. Every morning, it's usually a ritual where she's in the shower and I'm coming in long enough to collect my hearing aids and walk out (I keep them in the medicine cabinet when I'm sleeping as it designates a specific place for me to place them and it keeps it out of the cat's reach). Yesterday morning, though -- the door was locked. Very unusual here; there's absolutely no reason to lock the door.

I admit I kind of panicked, so I knocked on the door as she had the radio on in the background. She opened it and I had a WTF look on my face.

"I was having severe feminine issues this morning. You didn't want to walk into that unprepared, did you?"

"No. The horror....the horror... Thanks."

"You're welcome."


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Ayup. We got to hear some pretty nasty stuff over dinner at my house, too.
My first roommate in college was a cattle farmer from Wisconsin. Nothing was sacred -- especially at the dinner table.

And what's wrong wth cattle famers from Wisconsin? ;)


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Jess Door wrote:

Well, yes, but this way it's a story I can tell safely in any company and it will be amusing and not shocking or offensive.

Unlike the moment at OwlCon when I was talking to Wolthulhu about something and dropped the f-bomb, forgetting there was a 12ish year old kid in the room to play the game I was about to run.

The moment the word left my mouth I realized what I'd done and tried to cover with a lame "...er...messed up..." But yeah...total, absolute mortification. I apologized to the father and son pretty abjectly, and have tried to rein in my mouth. Didn't realize I'd gotten that bad.

*sigh*

There are times when people amaze me. Good friends of mine were in line at a small restaurant just talking to themselves and one of them said a swear word. There was a man behind them with his son. The man said to them "Excuse me, but I don't appreciate you swearing around my son." My friends didn't realize that there were children, but apologized and were ready to go with life. Then this father starts to berate my friends about how awful they were using swear words -- when he starts swearing at them including the swear word my friends used -- right in front of his own son.

Just bizarre.

That sort of attitude baffles me.

I admit I swear rather a lot. A bad habit I learned from my dad. I try to rein it in in front of the kidlet, but well, not always successfully. I explained to him that some words are only okay to be used by adults because children haven't yet learned when they are appropriate or not. And he totally respects that boundary. Cause sometimes the kidlet's not so typical responses are awesome instead of challenging. :)


Jess Door wrote:

Well, yes, but this way it's a story I can tell safely in any company and it will be amusing and not shocking or offensive.

Unlike the moment at OwlCon when I was talking to Wolthulhu about something and dropped the f-bomb, forgetting there was a 12ish year old kid in the room to play the game I was about to run.

The moment the word left my mouth I realized what I'd done and tried to cover with a lame "...er...messed up..." But yeah...total, absolute mortification. I apologized to the father and son pretty abjectly, and have tried to rein in my mouth. Didn't realize I'd gotten that bad.

*sigh*

Reminds me of the time last fall when I was live on the air with a local radio DJ who I'm friends with. He had asked me to show up sometime and get on the air with him because he wanted my humor to translate from the electronic medium to the airwaves. I was having too much fun to the point it was turning into a casual conversation.

Until I dropped the s-bomb. Live. No seven second delay.

Yeah.


Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Don't tempt me to pull a Cthulhu ace from my sleeve. For instance, I no longer include blueberries with my waffles for breakfast.
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can excise my love of blueberry waffles from my psyche. Bring it on, Cthulhu-lover!

Go to Google's home page. Type 'blue waffle'. Click I'm Feeling Lucky. Save that as a wallpaper for your desktop/laptop.

If you're feeling particularly randy, lick the screen with your wife within eyeshot.


Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Don't tempt me to pull a Cthulhu ace from my sleeve. For instance, I no longer include blueberries with my waffles for breakfast.
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can excise my love of blueberry waffles from my psyche. Bring it on, Cthulhu-lover!

Go to Google's home page. Type 'blue waffle'. Click I'm Feeling Lucky. Save that as a wallpaper for your desktop/laptop.

If you're feeling particularly randy, lick the screen with your wife within eyeshot.

What, that old thing? I saw that YEARS ago, and yeah, I had it as a background on my computer for a while until I went back into a more cheesecake-y direction. Power Girl is my current background. Scroll until you get to her. Next up are Poison Ivy and Zatanna, in that order.

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
No I clicked the link, but after growing up around morticians, and taken a few medical lab courses nothing grosses me out anymore.

fistbump

Can and have eaten dinner during such discussions, and enjoyed both the meal and the topic.

My father was an EMT who made it his personal mission in life to discuss things that would gross us kids out enough that we'd have to stop eating. My mother is a geriatric nurse who would describe work at the table.

Very little gets to me anymore.

Don't tempt me to pull a Cthulhu ace from my sleeve. For instance, I no longer include blueberries with my waffles for breakfast.
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can excise my love of blueberry waffles from my psyche. Bring it on, Cthulhu-lover!

Go to Google's home page. Type 'blue waffle'. Click I'm Feeling Lucky. Save that as a wallpaper for your desktop/laptop.

If you're feeling particularly randy, lick the screen with your wife within eyeshot.

I did set that as the wallpaer to my roommates laptop back in college. He didn't come home with a girl the rest of the year..... I wonder why?


Studpuffin, you have the patience of a saint. I respect that about you. Just thought I'd tell you that.


lynora wrote:
Studpuffin, you have the patience of a saint. I respect that about you. Just thought I'd tell you that.

Unless it involves anyone dating his mother. :P


Freehold DM wrote:
What, that old thing? I saw that YEARS ago, and yeah, I had it as a background on my computer for a while until I went back into a more cheesecake-y direction. Power Girl is my current background. Scroll until you get to her. Next up are Poison Ivy and Zatanna, in that order.

I have your new desktop image right here.

It's SFW.

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:
Studpuffin, you have the patience of a saint. I respect that about you. Just thought I'd tell you that.
Unless it involves anyone dating his mother. :P

That pain I read in your text... is that a kindred spirit I detect?

Liberty's Edge

lynora wrote:
Studpuffin, you have the patience of a saint. I respect that about you. Just thought I'd tell you that.

Thank you! I really do try. Sometimes I fail. :\


Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
lynora wrote:
Studpuffin, you have the patience of a saint. I respect that about you. Just thought I'd tell you that.
Unless it involves anyone dating his mother. :P
That pain I read in your text... is that a kindred spirit I detect?

The only thing I will confess to is remembering a conversational thread where I recalled you had to get physical and perform an ejection from the premises.


Studpuffin wrote:
lynora wrote:
Studpuffin, you have the patience of a saint. I respect that about you. Just thought I'd tell you that.
Thank you! I really do try. Sometimes I fail. :\

Hey, nobody's perfect. I was just admiring your ability to discuss things calmly with people who are behaving badly and figured I should tell you so.

Edit: Although I'm not sure how comfortable I am with that being totp...

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