Don't worry; beards only take a month to grow.What self-respecting dwarf would destroy his (or her) beard to use a magic item?
Maybe I don't get dwarves...
I wish
Hmmm...storing energy in receptacle 1, or receptacle 2? Why, with both I can adventure all by myself!
Edit: Not only that, but they're both almost 300 words and do nearly the same thing! And I get to pit them against each other! Weird twist of fate.
Yet another monocle. Drink!
Now I am expecting magical alcohol tester?
How many times must I encounter the 50 Shades of Grey item?
Another cooking item that reads like a recipe.
Return of the Filigree!
Coming soon to a theater near you!
Two completely unformatted items square off! The vote goes to the one that isn't about your NPC wizard!
So far I haven't found anything I would actually want to use in-game.
Well, that's not entirely true, but certainly nothing I would use if it were priced appropriately.
Oh, I have. I could have fun with some of these.
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OK, time to take a relaxing break for an hour - maybe log onto WOW and imagine all the other faction PVP'ers represent certain items I am seeing repeats of...
Yearrrrrgh, Swoosh, Cloaking engaged, 40yd Ambush primed, Weapons poisoned and Ready to pounce and stun lock to dead...
Yes, this 50 year old plays WOW ;)
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Campbell's is working on a filigree soup as a marketing tie-in.Return of the Filigree!
Coming soon to a theater near you!
Mmm, mmm good!
Mmm, mmm good!Campbell's is working on a filigree soup as a marketing tie-in.Return of the Filigree!
Coming soon to a theater near you!
I'd hate to see the can...
.... How does an inanimate object look gaunt?
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Can we petition for the first cull?
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No rhyming, now. I mean it!
Hrrmmm...game balance dodging item, or wildly overpriced +5 to one skill item? Choices!
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No rhyming, now. I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Requiring the blessing of an NPC that doesn't exist in Pathfinder canon ensures the item will never get made. Clever!
I saw that one earlier today. Spent a few minutes googling it in case it was Pathfinder lore I did not know and founding nothing.
*facepalm* Your Golarion-fu is weak. I'd explain why, but then I'd give your item away. Research is key.
Found an item (And reported it) that violated the "Don't get us sued" rule.
Gem Color Laserbeam!
Iron Man wants his boots back.
Item that I detest vs. item that will cause the user to be swallowed up by the earth most of the time... what a choice...
*facepalm* Your Golarion-fu is weak. I'd explain why, but then I'd give your item away. Research is key.
Did some one put on the belt of gender bending?
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Iron Man wants his boots back.
*bonk*
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Found my item finally! Woot! Suddenly feeling a little hopeful too.
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*facepalm* Your Golarion-fu is weak. I'd explain why, but then I'd give your item away. Research is key.Did some one put on the belt of gender bending?
No. Like I said, I can't explain. It's kind of like those time travel movies that end with the paradox that if the movie ends like it does, then the movie would never have happened in the first place.
Monkeys! Drink!
No. Like I said, I can't explain. It's kind of like those time travel movies that end with the paradox that if the movie ends like it does, then the movie would never have happened in the first place.
Long ago, had a friend that liked to play psionics. He would manifest a certain ability, and despite (or because of) being relatively mature parents of young children, we would giggle at his ... bodily emissions.
Now there came an item that used certain key word and I am giggling again.
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Eep, 511 items, nearly to Dedicated, and I finally find my item. Thank jeepers.
I just saw two hither-to unseen items pitched against each other!!! I am rejuvenated!
No. Like I said, I can't explain. It's kind of like those time travel movies that end with the paradox that if the movie ends like it does, then the movie would never have happened in the first place.** spoiler omitted **
Ah! Saw that one!
Why would you limit your item to one specific archetype of on specific class?
One that includes "Like the spell" and then lists enough ways that it's different, it would have been easier not to say it at all.
Weeeeeeeeeee.
Spelled the name wrong in the title! Take a drink!
No. Like I said, I can't explain. It's kind of like those time travel movies that end with the paradox that if the movie ends like it does, then the movie would never have happened in the first place.** spoiler omitted **
Right.
Come to your tea party? Yes- but riding a Butterfly...
All the food items I've seen either involve something gross or dessert. Or somehow both.
ETA: Oh, and finally star. I swear I've seen far more than 100 pairs...
Disney vs. Dream