Voters' Incessant Ramble


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Scarab Sages Dedicated Voter Season 7

doll vs. spell on the run.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

Your adjective sets expectations that your item doesn't come close to meeting.

Sczarni Star Voter Season 7

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Smell that? You smell that? Brimstone, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of brimstone in the morning. Smells like . . . victory.

Scarab Sages Dedicated Voter Season 7

I've never had to make a save to avoid falling into my own vomit.

Dedicated Voter Season 7

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Pamela Elizabeth wrote:
I've never had to make a save to avoid falling into my own vomit.

The GM is rolling that for you secretly.

Scarab Sages Dedicated Voter Season 7

You don't need to know any spells, but by God, you'd better be an orc!

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8 aka Jiggy

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Hm, rumors versus dishonesty. Interesting.

Dedicated Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9

Pamela Elizabeth wrote:
I've never had to make a save to avoid falling into my own vomit.

Wait until you get to dedicated...

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

Gah! Another "equally bad" pairing!

RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8

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Perish Song wrote:
Treppa wrote:
I still haven't seen Day-Glo poop. I feel left out.
I just saw it today for the first time. It's not as bad as the other poop item I saw.

I just found it again - and lucky me, a nice bottle of 17 year old Caol Ila single malt right here beside me. Cheers, guys and gals!

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8 aka Jiggy

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"Hello everyone!"?! With a named reference to a Star Wars character/meme? Seriously?

Liberty's Edge RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7 aka Draconas

It's Admiral Ackbar and you know nothing of his work! /Neptune

Champion Voter Season 6, Champion Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Champion Voter Season 9

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Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Companion, Lost Omens, Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Pawns, Rulebook Subscriber; Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber
Pamela Elizabeth wrote:
gardener vs. garden

It's a never ending war...

;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

I love puns. Really, I do. Ask anyone. I'm not so happy when they show up in a supposed RPG Superstar item.

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8

two new items... both of them ice related.

The Exchange Owner - D20 Hobbies , Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8

Pamela Elizabeth wrote:
Is the M:tG item the one with the flavor text at the bottom, because I just ran into it.

I've see two M:tG items and neither had flavor text.


I think it is enough voting for now...

Marathon Voter Season 7

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Jacob Kellogg wrote:
"Hello everyone!"?! With a named reference to a Star Wars character/meme? Seriously?

I haven't read that item, but I've downvoted it at least 5 times.

Star Voter Season 7

Hello rodcruncher.

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens Subscriber
Mike Welham wrote:
I love puns. Really, I do. Ask anyone. I'm not so happy when they show up in a supposed RPG Superstar item.

Agreed, on both counts.

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

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Well I am up to 39 items in my possible folder, with 6 strong keeps.

Lots of repetition at this point however.

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Lost Omens Subscriber

Hi. I don't do anything.
Unless you FEED ME, SEYMOUR!

Scarab Sages Dedicated Voter Season 7

alliterative art supplies vs. poorly conjugated verbs

Star Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

Echh. Made me vote for retraining item.

Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

Shadow cloak vs Shadow cloak - fight! What are the odds?

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka michaeljpatrick

An item that changes a valuable object cosmetically but not in any useful way versus an item that makes the GM have to come up with a bunch of new material on the fly.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

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The gardening- and undead-themed items make me wonder why no one has created a magic item that grows a plant effective against undead.

RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8

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I swear by all that is good and holy, I will never, EVER include a +5 or +10 skill bonus in any future Superstar submission.


In my defense, I do read them before downvoting them. Sometimes I might have problems with finishing the reading but I do try...

Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

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Woap! 2 lbs of guano! I finally saw it.

* drinks *

Scarab Sages Dedicated Voter Season 7

Mike Welham wrote:
The gardening- and undead-themed items make me wonder why no one has created a magic item that grows a plant effective against undead.

What makes you think they haven't?

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

Treppa wrote:
Shadow cloak vs Shadow cloak - fight! What are the odds?

IMPLOSION!

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8

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Mike Welham wrote:
The gardening- and undead-themed items make me wonder why no one has created a magic item that grows a plant effective against undead.

Thanks... now I am sure we'll have like six of them next year..

Star Voter Season 7

brilliantly executed joke item beats h.u.d.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

Pamela Elizabeth wrote:
Mike Welham wrote:
The gardening- and undead-themed items make me wonder why no one has created a magic item that grows a plant effective against undead.
What makes you think they haven't?

True. I might not have seen it yet.

Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

Jacob Trier wrote:
I swear by all that is good and holy, I will never, EVER include a +5 or +10 skill bonus in any future Superstar submission.

I thought that, but have seen one that's well-done enough that I upvote it every time.

Never say never.

Marathon Voter Season 7

Happy Hour time!


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Rincewind heartily approves of your item.

(No, I'm not saying someone ripped off Discworld. I'm saying that the theme of the item would be something Discworld's worst wizzard would enjoy.)

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

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[rant]
10 Things that are beginning to bug me:

1.) Items that save you from or let you act after death.

2.) Alliteration

3.) "Gross" items

4.) No formatting, not just a missed comma or small detail, but no attempt at formatting whatsoever.

5.) Items made solely to invalidate restrictions in the game.

6.) Mundane/camping/non-adventuring items

7.) "Let's make wizards stronger" items.

8.) Personally named items for unknown NPC's

9.) Useless items

10.) Incomprehensible items. (i.e. What the heck does this do?)
[/rant]

Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8

two poorly executed canned spells face off... which will emerge on top?

Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

Man, I'd need to read the instruction booklet every time I tried to use this item, and have to wade through the Elvish, Dwarvish, Gnomish, Infernal, Celestial, and Aklo versions to get to Common.

By that time, I'd be monster lunch.

Star Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

Shakespeare? Interesting...the price is dodgy, but I like the cut of your jib!

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka GM_Solspiral

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Treppa wrote:

Woap! 2 lbs of guano! I finally saw it.

* drinks *

Hopefully you're not drinking guano

Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7

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GM_Solspiral wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Woap! 2 lbs of guano! I finally saw it.

* drinks *

Hopefully you're not drinking guano

Woops...

There's a memory modification theme this year, isn't there?


Huh. And suddenly, just like that, I have a pairing of items from the first two pairings I voted on when I started. The nostalgia isn't what I'd hoped it would be.

One item is the first item I voted against, the other is the second.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

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What self-respecting dwarf would destroy his (or her) beard to use a magic item?

Maybe I don't get dwarves...

Dedicated Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

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cwslyclgh wrote:
two poorly executed canned spells face off... which will emerge on top?

Whichever one gives +10 to acrobatics or lets you cast jump 3x per day.


Jeff Lee wrote:

Rincewind heartily approves of your item.

(No, I'm not saying someone ripped off Discworld. I'm saying that the theme of the item would be something Discworld's worst wizzard would enjoy.)

I suspect that I know to which item you refer... If its what I think it is, there was appropriate scene in certain Oscar-winning movie just a few minutes ago on TV.

Scarab Sages Dedicated Voter Season 7

Mike Welham wrote:

What self-respecting dwarf would destroy his (or her) beard to use a magic item?

Maybe I don't get dwarves...

Don't worry; beards only take a month to grow.


Yet another monocle. Drink!

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