So there are at least two Hitchiker's Guide items. One is the guide, one is a common item used by hitchikers.
Perish Song wrote: Pamela Elizabeth wrote: [...]action economy abuse This is probably one of the most common aspects of an item that really irks me. Same here. I'm continually baffled by the unending attempts to circumvent necessary balancing mechanics. Operating within the restrictions is part of the fun.
DM Note and poor formatting vs no formatting. Hnngh.
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Two items with the same CL, weight and slot but one costs whole 10 gp more. Both are decent in general idea but not really brilliant... I think I will go with the one that requires blood to work.
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Perish Song wrote: So there are at least two Hitchiker's Guide items. One is the guide, one is a common item used by hitchikers. Is it a towel?
It's a towel.
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Glowing poop for the 4th time!
Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared?
Wondrous figurine. For a moment I expected it to do nothing...
Pamela Elizabeth wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared? Is there 2 pounds of it?
Pamela Elizabeth wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared? Thankfully no... Although that might have been more creative!
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Pamela Elizabeth wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared? Yes. It requires the trowel of poop smearing.
Joshua Kitchens wrote: Pamela Elizabeth wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared? Is there 2 pounds of it? Are there four servings?
Hey, the glove is a staff vs. I tell you feats. This is a tough one. . .
Oh please, don't show me the boring camping item again. Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Oh gosh, not that one.
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Mister Fantastic made of snakes vs. Mister Fantastic made of chains. Thanks, "random" pairing!
I just voted for what is essentially a cursed potion.
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Mike Welham wrote: Pamela Elizabeth wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared? Yes. It requires the trowel of poop smearing. Thanks for spoiling my next year's item, Mike!
Finally! I can now achieve my dreams of becoming Astroboy!
"Garnets again?!?! I wanted onyxes!"
Feros wrote: Worse, I had to up-vote something I SWORE I wouldn't ever vote for.
I say again: ARRRRRRGH!
That's why I don't swear such things... There is always worse item waiting behind vote button.
Hmm, crafting requirements include the blessing of a saint I cannot find.
Not-quite decanter of endless water vs a stalker's dream item. Hmm tough choice.
Jrcmarine wrote: Mike Welham wrote: Pamela Elizabeth wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared? Yes. It requires the trowel of poop smearing. Thanks for spoiling my next year's item, Mike! Just put in an incongruous adjective, and no one will know.
submitter used to suck on pennies, and it was a delight.
Drejk wrote: Feros wrote: Worse, I had to up-vote something I SWORE I wouldn't ever vote for.
I say again: ARRRRRRGH! That's why I don't swear such things... There is always worse item waiting behind vote button. When I teach, I always tell my students, "Remember, kids, it can ALWAYS get worse. . . "
I am note sure about taking way around certain action economy limit...
Two new items, yay!
Two unimaginative new items, boo!
disposable glasses vs. spirit animal
Another item that might take months or possibly even years of in-game time to work to its fullest potential. Is this a thing now (other than plot devices) and I missed the memo?
Alchemical item? Neat one. I should probably make some calculations when its costs are surpassed by gains from this item but the competition is worse anyway.
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That's a lot of money to pay for a gladware container.
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I know "grit" has another meaning in Pathfinder, but I just saw two clothing items, one was "gritty" and one was "boggy" and all I could think was how uncomfortable I would be wearing those at the same time.
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A thesaurus is not a toy; please use responsibly.
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Please, please stop giving me the self-punishing device. I beg of thee!
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Mike Welham wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Mike Welham wrote: Pamela Elizabeth wrote: Jrcmarine wrote: Glowing poop for the 4th time! Does it need to be smeared? Yes. It requires the trowel of poop smearing. Thanks for spoiling my next year's item, Mike! Just put in an incongruous adjective, and no one will know. Or just call it the towel of...
...no, wait. Don't.
Why do so many items harm the user? Often with little reward for the pain.
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Anthony Adam wrote: Amy Gillespie wrote: Feros wrote: Amy Gillespie wrote: Oh! Oh! Mickey called. He needs his hat back. Yeah I saw that one yesterday. I now have music stuck in my head. Who gave me one of the theme song items IRL? Ooooooh item, you're so fine, your're so fine you blow my mind, hey item! Hey, I just entered
I know it's crazy
but here's my item
so vote it maybe
And all the other voters
Try to erase it
but here's my item
so vote it maybe
I just got the new and improved Pearl of Power! Now in black.
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Drejk wrote: Anthony Adam wrote: Amy Gillespie wrote: Feros wrote: Amy Gillespie wrote: Oh! Oh! Mickey called. He needs his hat back. Yeah I saw that one yesterday. I now have music stuck in my head. Who gave me one of the theme song items IRL? Ooooooh item, you're so fine, your're so fine you blow my mind, hey item! Hey, I just entered
I know it's crazy
but here's my item
so vote it maybe
And all the other voters
Try to erase it
but here's my item
so vote it maybe
That's not fair. Funny, but not fair now that it is stuck in my brain! I think its time to start drinking...
Another alchemical item but more expensive and less efficient - for that cost I could have real blasting item.
Would be interesting at the end if they could tell each of us how many ranking violations we had (A>B>C>A) and how our rankings correlated with the consensus...
Item template is your friend. Use it as is... How did you even managed to get the template parts in wrong order anyway?
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This is very hard work....
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Drejk wrote: Item template is your friend. Use it as is... How did you even managed to get the template parts in wrong order anyway? At least they tried, i just had an item that was just the bit in the middle. All description, no template whatsoever. >.<
Joseph Kellogg wrote: My item next year: "This is obviously a magic item. The magicalness of this item is unmistakeable. It practically screams 'Hey! I've got magical powers over here!' It even comes with an instruction manual so you can know the true and full power of the item before you even pick it up." I'd consider voting for it, except you probably DeathQuakerAxed, er, disqualified your item already by speaking of it...
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