Halfling

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RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32. RPG Superstar 6 Season Marathon Voter, 7 Season Dedicated Voter, 8 Season Dedicated Voter, 9 Season Dedicated Voter. Organized Play Member. 241 posts. 6 reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 13 Organized Play characters.


Full Name

Jerry Keyes

Race

Twisted Half-Monkey, Half-Pony

Classes/Levels

20th Level Henchman

Gender

Male

Size

Roughly this big, larger in a rear view mirror.

Age

Most days young, some days (very, very) old.

Special Abilities

Can write boring profiles.

Alignment

Slightly left.

Deity

The Great 20-sided die.

Location

At the keyboard, or in front of the fridge.

Languages

Mumble, mumble.

Occupation

Lurker, Party Killer

About surfbored

Standing before you is a nondescript male villager of questionable intent. His apparel seems normal enough, but his gaze falls behind you as he gestures slightly, as if instructing someone to knock you on the head with something blunt. A smile spreads across his face. What do you do?