Feat in a box. Bad!
I apologize for incorrect specifics. I am guessing at some of this stuff.
Yeah, clearly superstar
Feat in a box. Bad!
{suddenly flashes on Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake skit}
What is with all the butterfly items?
The only wondrous quality about this entry is how it got accepted by the system in the first place. Sorry, I know it's harsh, but the author didn't read a single thing about the contest except where to put words in.
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And there is the item that is thematically very similar to mine. Very well done too, with nice template skills, tight writing and solid mechanics.
Well done, whomever you are. May the best item win.
Monster in a can that was actually cool and almost got my vote... then they said "monster is unkillable".
Is this a match? It's nice, though...
slot armor for the win
Chimera!
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Autotune!
50 words item spotted
You want almost 2 million gold for this thing? I am sorry to inform you that a whole creature type can bypass all those barriers you set up, just by being that creature type. But hey, at least it is a really expensive item!
(P.S.: Also, why would anyone ever spend 2 million for something other than high-quality booze and an extraplanar harem? Just kidding.)
Rngs are wondrous items too!
Okay that's a bit too anachronistic even for my tastes. And that's saying something.
Well, that's two items so far that require you to pluck eyeballs from creatures you've killed (or even ones that are still alive!)
Lousy formatting versus SIAC.
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CL 10rd ?
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{in Edna Mode voice:} Rings are not wondrous items. NO RINGS!
"Highly Prized" encounter: 3
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If I could afford that item, I wouldn't still be a farmer.
A billowing cape is to die for
Wonderous, can't vote for that
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This is rougher than I thought it would be.
complete item versus incomplete item
Utterly silly name vs. item "inspired" by EQ2... hm.
And there is the item that is thematically very similar to mine. Very well done too, with nice template skills, tight writing and solid mechanics.
Well done, whomever you are. May the best item win.
Thanks, mine will!
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You are not Terry Pratchett. You do not get to write silly asides in your statblock.
Two nice items, one misused "it's." Tie broken!
What is with all these items made from troll parts?
I like the movie Face Off as well
Aw, your item's name rhymes; how cute! *Downvote*
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Hello again, immersion-breaking footnote.
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Weapons are not wondrous items kids.
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Yes, why not make up your own template, the one provided wasn't any good anyways
Personally if the item requires wish you don't really need all the other spells too! Or is that just me?
Wow, a monster in a can
Somebody really liked the "haste and certain other spells lessen the user's lifespan" rule in older editions.
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First pairing of Day 2 for me was pretty good (including a word I had to look up, which I actually like). I love when it's difficult to choose which is better instead of which is less bad.
What is an "honor score"?
DM NOTE:
Providing this item to your players at the lowest level for the allotment of it's wealth value ensures that each wielder of the item keeps record of the creatures they've studied and slain. Better documenting their campaign for the party and DM.
Oh, thank you for creating an advice item
50 words item spotted
Got 1 that breaks the game in 50 words.
What is an "honor score"?
Optional ruleset mostly tied to Samurai class and eastern-inspired settings.