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This is how it’s always going to be, isn’t it?Are you saying you're afraid your existence is always going to be at the current unwavering level? 'Cause I got a whole bunch of friends who excel at introducing Chaos everywhere...
Why you... you ungrateful little backstabbing twirp! You think you can muscle in on our turf? Slaadi are Chaos personified! {eggs the ugly little mite}
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What’s the difference between “grey” and “gray”?
Late to this one, but one has an Earl AND describes a Poupon, while the other is just a color in American English.
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What are those spiders eating?
Food
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Why don’t the birds eat all the blackberries?
The seeds give them flatulence.
Why are kettles so loud?
So little old ladies who like a cup of tea can hear them even when they turn their hearing aids off.
Why does it smell like sandwiches?
Are you standing near a Jimmy Johns?
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Yes.
The shutters on the front help reduce glare and keep your eyes cool in summer, but also impede your x-ray vision. It's the lead lining, you see.
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Is regularly carrying 54 lbs up and down a flight of stairs that much worse than carrying 42 lbs?
If that additional weight is a part of you ... Mmm ... *maybe* not.
Though some would call a 12lb reduction a mighty good start.
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Why are kettles so loud?
Dude, when the whistling starts, cut the power.
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That's a rather cruel thing to do to Slim Whitman.
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ACK ACK ACK, ACK! ACK ACK ACK ACK! ACK.
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NAAAAAAAAKK AKK TAKKA GNKKK NNNNKKK AAAAAK!!
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NAAAAAAAAKK AKK TAKKA GNKKK NNNNKKK AAAAAK!!
Hey, hey, heeeeyyy. Hey. It's alright, buddy. It's ooookay. Do you want some crackers?
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How does the bagel button work and why do I have to use it twice for English muffins?
I'm not sure. What does the English muffin button do?
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How does the bagel button work and why do I have to use it twice for English muffins?I'm not sure. What does the English muffin button do?
That's private.
Are my glasses preventing me from seeing through walls?
Or maybe it's preventing you from accidentally petrifying people.
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What can I do with a jar of 0 37600 25395 6?
0 37600 25395 6? *Blech*
Goodness me, throw it in the trash and order a 732153015920, washed down with a cheeky 0 88110 55405 7.
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Yes. And depending on edition (if they trance instead of sleep), they never have to not be standing!
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Step 1. Go down and see/ask what they're cooking.
Step 2. Ask me how to make/buy it.
Step 3. Make/buy it.
Step 4. Profit!!!
Do the elves have a standing army?
No, but since they eat plenty of fibre, they do have a well-regulated militia.
Is there a palindrome that contains the word “palindrome”?
palindrome mordnilap.
Yes, It's "tacocat." The "palindrome" in the word is simply silent and invisible.
Add cheese.
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Depends whether or not it can see the slap coming.
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How can I enjoy artichokes more often?
Expand time
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How can I enjoy artichokes more often?
Build a transporter, duplicate a few chokes, and keep the pattern in active memory.
Also works on fat juicy kobolds.
Can I train the ants to bring the sweetness to me?
If the Antman movie is any indication, yes!
Yes.
... depending on your definition thereof.
We do?
How much of the energy capacity of a typical electric vehicle is taken up by the weight of the batteries?
Headache and no time, so no real formatting, but:
https://www.bcg.com/documents/file36615.pdf
https://www.forbes.com/sites/tonyposawatz/2018/07/23/mine-is-bigger-why-big ger-bigger-ev-batteries-are-not-the-answer/#2c5176a11837
Short commentary: it's a real problem related to rocketry (see the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsiolkovsky_rocket_equation ) even if the specifics are different. The weight of fuel has long been an issue with travel, though - in ye olden times the "fuel" was "human power" and "shoving more humans into a box" didn't really work that well past a certain point.
Do we all (without practice) make exaggerated mouth movements when pretending to be on mute?
I'm not sure, but we all seem to have similar postures for pride and shame:
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2008/08/13/blind-olymp ic-athletes-show-the-universal-nature-of-pride-and-shame/
... so it may be a universal thing, but I couldn't find much on a quick search.
And now - to nurse a pounding head with Tylenol.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/3349281/Victory-salut e-is-hardwired-into-our-genes.html
I feel like that's probably a quick Google search away, but since I, too, do not feel like doing so, I'm just gonna say that it heavily depends on which sea you get it from, from where within that sea, and whether or not you boil it and skim before the pasta.
But that's just a big 'maybe.'