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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
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This is how it’s always going to be, isn’t it?
Are you saying you're afraid your existence is always going to be at the current unwavering level? 'Cause I got a whole bunch of friends who excel at introducing Chaos everywhere...

Why you... you ungrateful little backstabbing twirp! You think you can muscle in on our turf? Slaadi are Chaos personified! {eggs the ugly little mite}

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Gary Teter wrote:
What’s the difference between “grey” and “gray”?

Late to this one, but one has an Earl AND describes a Poupon, while the other is just a color in American English.

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Gary Teter wrote:
What are those spiders eating?

Food

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Why don’t the birds eat all the blackberries?

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Why are kettles so loud?

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Why does it smell like sandwiches?

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Gary Teter wrote:
Why don’t the birds eat all the blackberries?

The seeds give them flatulence.

Gary Teter wrote:
Why are kettles so loud?

So little old ladies who like a cup of tea can hear them even when they turn their hearing aids off.

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Why does it smell like sandwiches?

Are you standing near a Jimmy Johns?

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Are my glasses preventing me from seeing through walls?


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Yes.

The shutters on the front help reduce glare and keep your eyes cool in summer, but also impede your x-ray vision. It's the lead lining, you see.

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Gary Teter wrote:
Is regularly carrying 54 lbs up and down a flight of stairs that much worse than carrying 42 lbs?

If that additional weight is a part of you ... Mmm ... *maybe* not.

Though some would call a 12lb reduction a mighty good start.

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Gary Teter wrote:
Why are kettles so loud?

Dude, when the whistling starts, cut the power.


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That's a rather cruel thing to do to Slim Whitman.


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ACK ACK ACK, ACK! ACK ACK ACK ACK! ACK.


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NAAAAAAAAKK AKK TAKKA GNKKK NNNNKKK AAAAAK!!

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What can I do with a jar of 0 37600 25395 6?

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How does the bagel button work and why do I have to use it twice for English muffins?


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Paper Jam Dipper wrote:
NAAAAAAAAKK AKK TAKKA GNKKK NNNNKKK AAAAAK!!

Hey, hey, heeeeyyy. Hey. It's alright, buddy. It's ooookay. Do you want some crackers?

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Gary Teter wrote:
How does the bagel button work and why do I have to use it twice for English muffins?

I'm not sure. What does the English muffin button do?


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Muffin Button!


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DeathQuaker wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
How does the bagel button work and why do I have to use it twice for English muffins?
I'm not sure. What does the English muffin button do?

That's private.


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Are my glasses preventing me from seeing through walls?

Or maybe it's preventing you from accidentally petrifying people.

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What can I do with a jar of 0 37600 25395 6?

0 37600 25395 6? *Blech*

Goodness me, throw it in the trash and order a 732153015920, washed down with a cheeky 0 88110 55405 7.

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Do the elves have a standing army?


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Yes. And depending on edition (if they trance instead of sleep), they never have to not be standing!

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What is the best way to eat whatever it is they are making down there that smells so good?

Scarab Sages

Step 1. Go down and see/ask what they're cooking.
Step 2. Ask me how to make/buy it.
Step 3. Make/buy it.
Step 4. Profit!!!


Gary Teter wrote:
Do the elves have a standing army?

No, but since they eat plenty of fibre, they do have a well-regulated militia.

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Is there a palindrome that contains the word “palindrome”?


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Is there a palindrome that contains the word “palindrome”?

palindrome mordnilap.

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Yes, It's "tacocat." The "palindrome" in the word is simply silent and invisible.

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How can I enjoy artichokes more often?


Add cheese.

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Can a chicken tell if it’s been cooked?


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Depends whether or not it can see the slap coming.

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Should I be writing about it in the middle of being excited about it?

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Gary Teter wrote:
How can I enjoy artichokes more often?

Expand time

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Can I train the ants to bring the sweetness to me?


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Gary Teter wrote:
How can I enjoy artichokes more often?

Build a transporter, duplicate a few chokes, and keep the pattern in active memory.

Also works on fat juicy kobolds.


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Can I train the ants to bring the sweetness to me?

If the Antman movie is any indication, yes!

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Are there machine elves all around us right now?


Yes.
... depending on your definition thereof.

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Why do we like cold pillows?


We do?

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How much of the energy capacity of a typical electric vehicle is taken up by the weight of the batteries?

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Do we all (without practice) make exaggerated mouth movements when pretending to be on mute?


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How much of the energy capacity of a typical electric vehicle is taken up by the weight of the batteries?

Headache and no time, so no real formatting, but:

https://www.bcg.com/documents/file36615.pdf

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tonyposawatz/2018/07/23/mine-is-bigger-why-big ger-bigger-ev-batteries-are-not-the-answer/#2c5176a11837

Short commentary: it's a real problem related to rocketry (see the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsiolkovsky_rocket_equation ) even if the specifics are different. The weight of fuel has long been an issue with travel, though - in ye olden times the "fuel" was "human power" and "shoving more humans into a box" didn't really work that well past a certain point.

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Do we all (without practice) make exaggerated mouth movements when pretending to be on mute?

I'm not sure, but we all seem to have similar postures for pride and shame:

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/phenomena/2008/08/13/blind-olymp ic-athletes-show-the-universal-nature-of-pride-and-shame/

... so it may be a universal thing, but I couldn't find much on a quick search.

And now - to nurse a pounding head with Tylenol.


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/3349281/Victory-salut e-is-hardwired-into-our-genes.html

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