Right. Time to bash. Let's smash the shell.
Reflex save
Trap was so fascinated with the black orb that he nearly got squished by the closing shell....
Glug...glug!
Bashy rewards persistence!
Wow... That gotta be worth something...
RRAAAWWWHHHRRR!!!*
*Dibs on the oyster meat.
"Raw? I prefer deep fried on a sandwich."
Bear usually prefers red meat. The only other time she ate seafood she transformed into her current form...? Hey, don't you dare.
I opened it! Clearly the pearl is mine.
smurfy pearl
Little blue vermin.
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
As he lay dying somehow the little smurf played taps, as you heard tiny voices sing, la, la, lalalal, la, la, la, la.....
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A troubled expression crosses Tvashtri's face as he moves to take a closer look at the pearl, so he pauses and gracefully inverts his leg to inspect the bottom of his hoof.
He then lets out a small sigh, and prestidigitates a tiny cloud of ethanol vapor and floating razors to carefully and thoroughly scour off all the blue mush.
Thank you for polishing my pearl!
"That's what she said.......I am glad for the ample food supply..."
Fries oyster and makes sandwiches...
"I had no choice but to fry the meat, someone ate all the butter with the lobster..."
"Why didn't you say so?"
Summon butter.
*pours gallons of garlic-smelling butter from her hands*
That is the best spell ever. Is there a divine version?
Only if you worship the same god Jenny does.
That is the best spell ever. Is there a divine version?There is a ninth level spell that summons Bacon, Spinach, Bread Crumbs Scallions and Parsley
That is a divine spell for certain.....
Collects summoned butter into clay jar.....
What do you need that much butter for?... Nevermind.
"Flavor."
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There are many such spells, really. They are a bit esoteric, but can be useful in many different ways. If you need sewer water, vomit, bechamel sauce, blood, green slime... So very convenient.
"I heard a witch once spat a whole swarm of angry wasps at my uncle, but he was astraddle her broom and was able to outrun the angry swarm. The broom was a treasure of his house, but it went missing the very next day."
Open it up Trapdodger.
"On a full stomach?...oh bother. "
Perception
Disable device
"Opening doors on a full stomach is one thing, but if you think I am crawling through one of those holes!"
Sighs and looks at Nasty...
"Can you taste the holes first?"
I'll go! I'll go. I like deep dark places.
"Sounds good to me."
*Crawl Crawl*
"I don't care what you smell! Get in there you oaf!"
I'm already in here you blind old man.
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Schism: You begin to crawl into the hole which has the distinct odor of wet fur. Suddenly in front of you appear a pair of beady eyes. It is a rat of tremendous size looking to take a bite out of you.
...If it hits make a fort save or get filth fever
More rats pour out of the hole into the water swimming towards the party
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ROUS's - Rodents of Unusual Size?
In the name of Smashy, I command you rodents to splatter against the stonework! My mace shall guide you!
Thank you improved uncanny dodge.
*Takes 5 ft step back.
"Ah ROUSWPC....Rodents of unisual size with poor constitution."
Prepares sickles in case a rodent sticks it;s head out of one of the holes...
"Hey AM, bash a rat!"
Make sure that is bash a rat and not bash a Schism!
My bashing nature bristles at your attempts to pose restrictions! But for now I will bash a rat.
*Backs out of hole.
Lets finish off rats so I can find what the packrats have in their hoard.
"Good thing you backed out of that hole I would have given you a haircut if you were head first.
There was no room to turn around.
*Takes the scroll and potions and exits out the hole.
Anyone know what these are?
Also, I found an exit on the other side. The hole is too small for Nasty, and its a tight squeeze for the rest of you, but you should be able to make it through it you take your armor off.