>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits]

ulgulanoth wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the UK only having 2 kinds of M&Ms

Dons his Bane costume

"Only two?! that's impossible!"

[Cosmo]

Khellex Manpaw Eats Fleshy Bits wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the UK only having 2 kinds of M&Ms

Dons his Bane costume

"Only two?! that's impossible!"

One for each M.

[John Kretzer]

Cosmo Thoughout History(Earth's...I might do Golarion later)

I Blame Cosmo to teaching Nero how to play the fiddle and to play with matchs.

I Blame Cosmo for Rome being sacked multiple times.

I Blame Cosmo for the population boom the vikings had that lead to them raiding the rest of the world.

I Blame Cosmo on giving the mongols advice on useing the Black plague as a weapon...thus inventing germ warfare.

I Blame Cosmo for the Tea Tax.

I Blame Cosmo for being the children's travel agent during the Children's Crusade.

I Blame Cosmo for the Amendate to the US constituion that allows the goverment to impose the Income Tax.

I Blame Cosmo for supplying magic bullets to a certain person.

Fact: The Rolling Stones' song 'Sympathy for the Devil' was orginaly titled 'Sympathy for Cosmo'...but Cosmo threaten leagle action so they went with the Devil who had less scary lawyers.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for not granting spells, despite a bunch of people worshiping him. He is CLEARLY some sort of all-powerful trickster...thing.

[Robyn Goodfellow]

I blame Cosmo for people thinking he's stolen my schtick.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for stealing my triangle.

[Kajehase]

John Kretzer wrote:

Fact: The Rolling Stones' song 'Sympathy for the Devil' was orginaly titled 'Sympathy for Cosmo'...but Cosmo threaten leagle action so they went with the Devil who had less scary lawyers.

I blame Cosmo for making the Devil use Keanu Reeves as his lawyer.

[Brandon Verkennes]

Yeah Cosmo, what kind of spells do your clerics receive? And no, death to the worshiper is not a spell.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for my test results.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for people derailing this thread with non-accusatory posts!

[Crimson Jester]

I'd blame Cosmo, but there is only so much a mustacheless man can handle.

[Oladon]

I also blame Cosmo for hiccups.

[Feros]

Crimson Jester wrote:

I'd blame Cosmo, but there is only so much a mustacheless man can handle.

I blame Cosmo for Crimson Jester believing this to be true and letting him off the hook for anything.

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for me not doing the things I promised myself that I would do on my day off and am instead wasting my time surfing the net and blaming Cosmo for things.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for fighting the power.

[Cosmo]

lucky7 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for fighting the power.

We've got to fight the powers that be.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for me stating him up as a god and creating a new Domain in my *Ask John Kretzer All your questions* thread.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for dire tigers.

[thunderspirit]

I blame Cosmo for me missing PaizoCon this year. (Everyone else can blame him when I make it in 2014, though.)

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for my undersea campaign having to fight the Dire Mantis Shrimp

[Orthos]

lucky7 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my undersea campaign having to fight the Dire Mantis Shrimp

... can I get the stats for that?

[Drock11]

I looked out my window today to see a dozen gigantic mole hills that weren't there yesterday.

I'm still trying to figure out how Cosmo managed to get the dire moles to take up residence in my yard.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for the possum finally killing the crow.

the whole story:

Over the summer, after a crunch game session, we were reading, when we heard a horrendous shrieking. The most foolhardy of us went out, and we saw bloodstains and feathers. We saw a possum carrying a crow body, which we chased off. A year later, we found the same crow's body.

[John Kretzer]

John Kretzer wrote:

Two weeks ago I got a cut on my shin at work...last weeks it got reopened...today it got reopened again.

COSMO!!!! *shake fist angrily* Let my wounds heal atleast.

Again!!! Again Cosmo!!! How many weeks are you going to keep reopening my old wound?

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for casting Maximized Bleed.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for my Reaper Minis being expected to arrive tomorrow.

[Elara]

I blame Cosmo for my not having a chocolate malt right now and for my inability to focus on my schoolwork.

... Obviously, I am more upset about the chocolate malt.

[nohar]

i blame Cosmo for constantly having to hear Elara complaining about a lack of chocolate malts...

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for the poster before me having no hair.

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for my Reaper Minis not having been sent yet!

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for creating this song specifically to make me cry.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo on the UPS truck taunting me. It's stopped at my house twice now to deliver two different packages, but not my minis.

Cosmo, you are a sick, evil, vile man to taunt me so.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for being EE (Extremely Evil.) and for my not being able to watch Trigun until tomorrow.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for traffic.

My trip home from work usualy takes about 30 min to 45 min...today it took 1 hour and 30 min. COSMO *shakes Fist*

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for the good of all.

[nohar]

i blame Cosmo for me not having enough GMs for me to play all of the APs that i have made characters for...

[Justin Franklin]

I blame Cosmo for me not blaming Cosmo for anything recently.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for mosquitoes.

[JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for the rain.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for my being unable to watch Independence Day.

[Scribbling Rambler]

Yoda ate my head.

Cosmo's fault.

[Justin Franklin]

I blame Cosmo for Sebastian.

[John Kretzer]

I Blamer Cosmo for not being able to go to Paziocon this year.

[JMD031]

JMD031 wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the rain.

There is a song that suggests blaming it on the rain. The rain blames Cosmo.

I blame Cosmo for Milli Vanilli and their epic fail.

[John Kretzer]

So I was walking to my car from my friend's front door after a game and do you know what happens? ...

I walk into a huge spider web!!! COSMO!!!! *shakes fist angerily*

[Cosmo]

John Kretzer wrote:

So I was walking to my car from my friend's front door after a game and do you know what happens? ...

I walk into a huge spider web!!! COSMO!!!! *shakes fist angerily*

Yeah... that was a good one. :D

[John Kretzer]

A couple of things...

I blame Cosmo for having writters block while trying to come up with the stats for a moustache familair.

I Blame Cosmo for getting the creeps in my own house.

Now some preemptive things that I would not be able to blame on Cosmo when...if they happen...

I Blame Cosmo for this thread being locked.

I Blame Cosmo for the magnetic polarity of Earth reversing thus causeing all technolgies on Earth to cease working.

I Blame Cosmo for my Death many...many years from now.

[Oladon]

I blame Cosmo for my coworker enlisting my assistance to free herself of the tremendous burden of homemade shortbread cookies.

[lucky7]

I blame Cosmo for the flash flood warning scaring me.

I blame Cosmo for engineering summer camps.

I blame Cosmo for cell phone reception.

I blame Cosmo for the human condition.

[Count Buggula]

I blame Cosmo for the Paizo website being slow today.