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I blame Cosmo for a player in a game not paying attention to 3 clear warning signs about environmental hazard.
He's caused the NPC we liberated to plummet to his death, as of now he and another have to make acrobatic checks or suffer 6d6 AAIIIEEEE.
I am guessing you still avoid the doctors...I Blame Cosmo for hurting my back at work yesterday...and it is continuing to hurt through out today.
Oh and my foot still hurts...*shakes fist angrily* DAMN YOU COSMO!!!!
My back will be better by tomorrow...and my foot is getting better...I don't see why I need to run to a doctor for every little thing....
Okay okay I Blame Cosmo for my phobia of doctors...
They would probably tell you to slow down, among other things...
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The sad( or happy depending on your view) thing is when I do go to Doctors I am told I am good health (not perfect...but in general very healthy) so...my back is fine...my foot is healing fine...why do I need to go to the doctors?
I Blame Cosmo for people's over reliance on Doctors.
The sad( or happy depending on your view) thing is when I do go to Doctors I am told I am good health (not perfect...but in general very healthy) so...my back is fine...my foot is healing fine...why do I need to go to the doctors?
I Blame Cosmo for people's over reliance on Doctors.
With a back and a foot injuries, they would probably suggest avoiding certain things, some exercise to help, etc...
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I had something wrong with my right foot recently. Not sure what; could have been a dislocated joint or something. But it hurt to walk and the pain shifted around over time. Normally these things "work themselves out" with walking, but I was getting ready to make a doctor's appointment if it didn't clear up on its own soon.
I was stepping up onto a piece of equipment at work on Friday that had recently been adjusted and repaired. I was used to it being a touch lower, and banged my right foot hard against it. If not for my steel toe boots, I might have done myself a serious injury.
As it was my injured foot did not take kindly to the strike. I once broke my thumb with a piece of metal carrying 300 lbs compressing down on a wooden block. This pain was worse.
I blame Cosmo for this terrible pain and the fact that it took that incredibly painful jolt to jam whatever was out of place in my foot back into alignment instead of just simple—relatively painless—walking. My foot has been fine since.
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I Blame Cosmo for all the laundry I have to do tonight.
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I blame John for the empowerment of the Sadistic and Evil God of Chaos that is sometimes referred to as Cosmo. All these reverse psychology type prayers are surely a ruse my John, who probably is a Cleric of Cosmo, to further his twisted religion's goals.
I blame Cosmo that some people wouldn't get that as a joke unless you spell it out for them.
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I blame Cosmo for taking temporary possession of my bungees and making them snap back and hit me in the privates.
Elastic ropes with hooks on the end and external genitalia do not get on well together, and only Cosmo would ever think that they would, although whether 'thinking' adequately describes the unutterably alien mental processes of such a being is a moot point.
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I blame Cosmo for having to wait for a specific webcomic to release its latest page.
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Reaper is doing a 3rd Kickstarter tomorrow... Cosmo.. my wallet... why?
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I blame John for the empowerment of the Sadistic and Evil God of Chaos that is sometimes referred to as Cosmo. All these reverse psychology type prayers are surely a ruse my John, who probably is a Cleric of Cosmo, to further his twisted religion's goals.
I blame Cosmo that some people wouldn't get that as a joke unless you spell it out for them.
I Blame Cosmo that DragoDorn thinks I some how I support Cosmo.
I Blame Cosmo that I think I get the joke but want to have it spelled out for me just to make sure.
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I Blame Cosmo that all my games are at the end of the week...leaving me with nothing to do.
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Poog blame Cosmo for Kretz-ster not think of flash gamez online.
Newgrounds.com be place to go, many gamez there.
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I Blame Cosmo that all my games are at the end of the week...leaving me with nothing to do.
I Blame Cosmo for this being my 1000th favorited post.
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I blame Cosmo for the fall of my Paladin !
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I Blame Cosmo that Icyshadow thinks a Paladin can do anything but fall.
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Cosmo... can I ask a favor? Can you unleash all of the spitefulness you possess on these people that just left me disgusted?
Also, I blame you for them making me disgusted in the first place.
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I blame Cosmo that I will never look at Rocky IV the same way again.
Cosmo... can I ask a favor? Can you unleash all of the spitefulness you possess on these people that just left me disgusted?
Also, I blame you for them making me disgusted in the first place.
What did they do?
I Blame Cosmo for wanting to know.
Cosmo... can I ask a favor? Can you unleash all of the spitefulness you possess on these people that just left me disgusted?
Also, I blame you for them making me disgusted in the first place.
What did they do?
I Blame Cosmo for wanting to know.
But focus on this bit:
"...The Lizard Squad member, named Julius Kivimäki, was convicted on 50,700 charges of various computer crimes for his role in the hacking of PSN and Xbox Live, stealing credit card data, online harassment, and other crimes.
However, his sentence was a mere slap on the wrist: Kivimäki got a suspended 2-year sentence and won’t spend a day in jail..."
Over 50,000 convictions, including the theft of credit card data and he gets a suspended sentence? Not even community work or a ban from access to networked computers or anything.
Anyway, what disgusted me, was the people commenting on the article (specifically a gaming group I'm apart of on Facebook). Overwhelming consensus, as in 'everyone but me', seems to think that "hacking" isn't a real crime and shouldn't get jail time anyway. In fact, that this would never have happened if Sony and Microsoft (but more specifically Sony, as Microsoft was often able to fix the problem within a few hours or a day, while Sony took up to 2 weeks at one point to resolve it) hadn't had 'bad security' in the first place.
This attitude disgusts me as it states that the victim of a crime is the one at fault for the crime being committed in the first place. If someone breaks into your home and robs you, it's your fault that your home was broken into in the first place and you deserve it. I don't want to mention any other crimes, because it can be a sensitive subject; but just think of any possible crime with a victim, and shift your viewpoint one that thinks the victim is the one at fault for it. That's what these guys are stating here.
It's even more disgusting that, after I pointed out what they said, they continued to defend their position. They actually believe it to be Sony's fault that Sony got hacked. It really makes me want to break into their home and rob them, and leave a note informing them that the robbery was their fault because they didn't protect their home better.
I find it abhorrent that so many people have developed a mindset where the victim is the one at fault for a crime, and note the one who committed the crime.
I blame Cosmo for John making me relive the subject of my disgust.
@Tels: Yeah...I sometimes have to shake my head at it all. I will add my voice with your in Blaming Cosmo for this.
Also...
I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my finger today at work.
I Blame Cosmo for the inevitable (it seems) post from Gars DarkLover telling to go to the Doctors.
I also Blame Cosmo that those post actually kind fill me with some warmth as somebody actually seems to care.
I Blame Cosmo that I have not yet won the lottery.
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@Tels: Yeah...I sometimes have to shake my head at it all. I will add my voice with your in Blaming Cosmo for this.
Also...
I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my finger today at work.
I Blame Cosmo for the inevitable (it seems) post from Gars DarkLover telling to go to the Doctors.
I also Blame Cosmo that those post actually kind fill me with some warmth as somebody actually seems to care.
I Blame Cosmo that I have not yet won the lottery.
I Blame Cosmo that JK doesn't think I care about him.
@Tels: Yeah...I sometimes have to shake my head at it all. I will add my voice with your in Blaming Cosmo for this.
Also...
I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my finger today at work.
I Blame Cosmo for the inevitable (it seems) post from Gars DarkLover telling to go to the Doctors.
I also Blame Cosmo that those post actually kind fill me with some warmth as somebody actually seems to care.
I Blame Cosmo that I have not yet won the lottery.
The guy probably has family in the thief guild... er, Government.
I blame Cosmo for Paper not being a more leathal weapon.
For a paper cut? Not unless your finger becomes the size of your hand.
I blame Cosmo... that I understand what JK is meaning.
I blame Cosmo that lottery winners usually don't need all that money, and often aren't good at sharing.
I blame Cosmo for infecting Katina. Did you get the idea from the FTD Pick-Moander-Up bouquet*?
(* It's pronounced "bucket".)
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I Blame Cosmo that JK doesn't think I care about him.@Tels: Yeah...I sometimes have to shake my head at it all. I will add my voice with your in Blaming Cosmo for this.
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I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my finger today at work.
I Blame Cosmo for the inevitable (it seems) post from Gars DarkLover telling to go to the Doctors.
I also Blame Cosmo that those post actually kind fill me with some warmth as somebody actually seems to care.
I Blame Cosmo that I have not yet won the lottery.
I Blame Cosmo in that I said that wrong...I meant somebody else besides a few people...like the Bestest Mistress in the World Rysky.
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I Blame Cosmo in that I said that wrong...I meant somebody else besides a few people...like the Bestest Mistress in the World Rysky.I Blame Cosmo that JK doesn't think I care about him.@Tels: Yeah...I sometimes have to shake my head at it all. I will add my voice with your in Blaming Cosmo for this.
Also...
I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my finger today at work.
I Blame Cosmo for the inevitable (it seems) post from Gars DarkLover telling to go to the Doctors.
I also Blame Cosmo that those post actually kind fill me with some warmth as somebody actually seems to care.
I Blame Cosmo that I have not yet won the lottery.
*Beams*
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I Blame Cosmo that I originally misread that as "Beast Mistress".
Not sure which I like better...
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I blame Cosmo for the brain fabricating actual words into other words, for no good reason.
It makes reading news articles odd, since you have to reread a sentence or two before you see the actual words.
I blame Cosmo for daily quests!
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I Blame Cosmo in that I said that wrong...I meant somebody else besides a few people...like the Bestest Mistress in the World Rysky.I Blame Cosmo that JK doesn't think I care about him.@Tels: Yeah...I sometimes have to shake my head at it all. I will add my voice with your in Blaming Cosmo for this.
Also...
I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my finger today at work.
I Blame Cosmo for the inevitable (it seems) post from Gars DarkLover telling to go to the Doctors.
I also Blame Cosmo that those post actually kind fill me with some warmth as somebody actually seems to care.
I Blame Cosmo that I have not yet won the lottery.
*Beams*
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I Blame Cosmo that I originally misread that as "Beast Mistress".
Not sure which I like better...
Bestest Beast Mistress in the Universe?
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Bestest Beast Mistress in the Universe?I Blame Cosmo in that I said that wrong...I meant somebody else besides a few people...like the Bestest Mistress in the World Rysky.I Blame Cosmo that JK doesn't think I care about him.@Tels: Yeah...I sometimes have to shake my head at it all. I will add my voice with your in Blaming Cosmo for this.
Also...
I Blame Cosmo for the paper cut I got on my finger today at work.
I Blame Cosmo for the inevitable (it seems) post from Gars DarkLover telling to go to the Doctors.
I also Blame Cosmo that those post actually kind fill me with some warmth as somebody actually seems to care.
I Blame Cosmo that I have not yet won the lottery.
*Beams*
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I Blame Cosmo that I originally misread that as "Beast Mistress".
Not sure which I like better...
I'll take it!
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I Blame Cosmo that my brother...his wife and the three hellions they call their children are coming tonight.
I Blame Cosmo that my game tonight had to be canceled due to the GM being called into work...neatly trapping me home tonight.
I blame Cosmo for me staying up late!
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I Blame Cosmo for John not being happy that my escape is in place. All it took was slashing the tires of his 'GMs' (whatever that is) co-worker's car...thus causing a emergency so this 'GM' fellow would have to go to work. Thus my minion, John would have to stay home...and when the time comes for my escape he can use those clever things called 'thumbs' and open the door for me. Meowhahaha (picture Evil cat laughter).
Poog blame Cosmo for no curry sauce at hand for goblin bbq.
Tonight special is Floyd cat.
Poog blame Cosmo for no curry sauce at hand for goblin bbq.
Tonight special is Floyd cat.
I Blame Cosmo that "The" Poog of Zarongal forgot I am a cat...and cats can kill Goblin rather easily. In other words...
Bring It!!! Gob Boy
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Poog blame Cosmo for no curry sauce at hand for goblin bbq.
Tonight special is Floyd cat.
I Blame Cosmo that "The" Poog of Zarongal forgot I am a cat...and cats can kill Goblin rather easily. In other words...
Bring It!!! Gob Boy
Well the average cat can kill a human, so an Emperor specimen?
*puts 50p on Floyd*
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I blame Cosmo, Floyd, Poog, Bernstein, and Sondheim for now having music from West Side Story playing in my head.
I blame Cosmo and Vince McMahon for wanting to see a Ryskymania cagematch between Emperor Floyd and an Emperor Penguin.
... I'd watch it.
You'd also fap to it.
I blame Cosmo for the mental image that I just gave myself.
I blame Cosmo and Vince McMahon for wanting to see a Ryskymania cagematch between Emperor Floyd and an Emperor Penguin.
I have curry sauce.
... I'd watch it.You'd also fap to it.
I blame Cosmo for the mental image that I just gave myself.
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You'd fap... to a cat and a penguin fighting...
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Dafuq is wrong with you Alussadians?
No, I'd fap to you fapping to the fight.
I Blame Cosmo that this thread just got faptastic... Thus interrupting my own fapping with disturbing imagery.
I also forgot what I was going to Blame Cosmo for originally because of it... Because Cosmo cleverly orchestrated the above string of posts.