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John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

*eye-twitch*

I second this...

I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...

I Blame Cosmo for me going there.

I don't blame him for that!

And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

*eye-twitch*

I second this...

I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...

I Blame Cosmo for me going there.

I don't blame him for that!

And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3

I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

*eye-twitch*

I second this...

I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...

I Blame Cosmo for me going there.

I don't blame him for that!

And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3

I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)

Kekeke.

But you have to agree it would be more appropriate, no?


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Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

*eye-twitch*

I second this...

I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...

I Blame Cosmo for me going there.

I don't blame him for that!

And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3

I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)

Kekeke.

But you have to agree it would be more appropriate, no?

In public for everyone to see?!?!...

*shrugs*

Sure it would be better.

I Blame Cosmo as one day my parents will find this post...with the forces of Cosmo that is a inevitable.

Silver Crusade

John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.

*eye-twitch*

I second this...

I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...

I Blame Cosmo for me going there.

I don't blame him for that!

And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3

I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)

Kekeke.

But you have to agree it would be more appropriate, no?

In public for everyone to see?!?!...

*shrugs*

Sure it would be better.

I Blame Cosmo as one day my parents will find this post...with the forces of Cosmo that is a inevitable.

You can bide your time till then with ample cuddling.


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Rysky wrote:
You can bide your time till then with ample cuddling.

But that is so lonely. :(

(and to bring this back on topic)

I Blame Cosmo for Floyd's habit of using my night owlishness combined with my smoking habit to come and go at will at night...it is really annoying when I want to go to sleep and he wants out.


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I Blame Cosmo for John's lack of acceptance of his life role as my personal door opener.

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo for not having all the information about Paizo's Evil AP.


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DragoDorn wrote:
I blame Cosmo for not having all the information about Paizo's Evil AP.

Did Paizo announce an Evil AP at Paizo Con?

If so, I blame Cosmo for missing that announcement.

Dark Archive

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Tels wrote:
DragoDorn wrote:
I blame Cosmo for not having all the information about Paizo's Evil AP.

Did Paizo announce an Evil AP at Paizo Con?

If so, I blame Cosmo for missing that announcement.

I blame Cosmo for Tels not hearing about Hell's Vengeance.


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I blame Cosmo for that leaking out.
Now i've got to prepare even more evil traps for the hordes of adventurers.


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The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for that leaking out.

Now i've got to prepare even more evil traps for the hordes of adventurers.

I Blame Cosmo that The Fiend Fantastic does not realize that in the Hell's Vengeance AP the horde of adventurers are on his side.


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Damn it Cosmo. I know you're the one to blame for the worldwound.


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I blame Cosmo for the party's monk doing 4 reach aoo trips per round.

By the dice gods, that's annoying, thanks Cosmo, not!
^^

Editor, Jon Brazer Enterprises

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I blame Cosmo for my current craving for a Big Mac. Darn him and his Unhappy Meal antics!


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I blame Cosmo for finnicky babies keeping me up for 3 hours in the middle of the night. I blame Cosmo further for their parents deciding to take off in the middle of the night to go hand out with friends without telling anyone about it and leaving me to take care of their children. Then, I also blame Cosmo for said parents being dead to the world this morning and leaving me to wake up and take care of their children again.


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Tacticslion wrote:
What the heck, this exists, and I own a bag, as of today. I literally never would have bought this without this thread, and Cosmo (who's back-story of his nomenclature was passing through my head as I purchased it), existing. Therefore, you could say, very literally, that I...

THE HECK IT IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. LIKE CANDIED POPCORN WITHOUT MOST OF THE STICKY.

ò.ò

I... will buy more.


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I blame Cosmo for the map making website STILL being blocked by my provider's antivirus shield.

It gives no option to allow the website...darnit.

COSMO! *shakes fist*


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I blame Cosmo for my hooking the biggest trout I have ever had on my fly rod (about 22 or so inches), and then after 30 seconds of fight, losing it.


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I blame Cosmo for the seniors at the high school I teach at getting cutesy with their senior prank, and spreading cooking oil all over the ground floor of the main building on campus. Because admin is cautious to the point of paranoia about student safety (I get it, but it gets a little absurd at times), they wound up evacuating the whole building, placing a dozen or more teachers into alternate classrooms. For finals. And I teach freshmen. I can't get back into my room until the spill is cleaned up. Which they are taking their sweet time doing.

I don't know how you extended your reach this far, but... *looks skyward* COOOOOOOOOSSMMOOOOOOOOOO!


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I blame Cosmo, by exception, for my dice being so hot.
Zombies are likely going to TPK my 1st lvl party, of all times i don't want to roll that smoothly, i do now for shamblers.

This is truly turning into Raccoon City.


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Well, they're finally finishing up renovating the cafeteria here at work - it's scheduled to re-open Monday. Of course, that means moving the microwaves, fridges, and what-not from the auditorium that we've been using as a temporary lunch room back to the cafeteria. When do they decide to move all of the stuff back? Today @ noon during lunch - when all of that is being used. Thanks a bunch, Cosmo.

Oh yeah, I also blame Cosmo for all of the pollen that's covering my car and doing a number on my sinuses this week and the avian stealth bomber that decided to use my windshield for target practice on my drive home yesterday.


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GM_Beernorg wrote:
I blame Cosmo for my hooking the biggest trout I have ever had on my fly rod (about 22 or so inches), and then after 30 seconds of fight, losing it.

That is just pure evil - I shall join you in your blaming of Cosmo for this.


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I Blame Cosmo for my sun vizier falling off in my car today.

Dark Archive

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I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.

Or a moon czar, for that matter.


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John Kretzer wrote:
I Blame Cosmo for my sun vizier falling off in my car today.

I Blame Cosmo for my lousy spelling and failure to use spell check correctly.


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I blame Cosmo for passive-aggressive sniping little ingrates managing to still successfully play the martyr.


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Orthos wrote:
I blame Cosmo for passive-aggressive sniping little ingrates managing to still successfully play the martyr.

Oh, so you've met a certain population of my students, have you? Though the "successful" part of that statement comes mostly in their own minds...


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Readerbreeder wrote:
Orthos wrote:
I blame Cosmo for passive-aggressive sniping little ingrates managing to still successfully play the martyr.
Oh, so you've met a certain population of my students, have you? Though the "successful" part of that statement comes mostly in their own minds...

Sadly the same is not true for my situation. Dammit Cosmo.


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Internet politics suck.


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Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber
Tacticslion wrote:
Internet politics suck.

Sad but true.

However, is there no one we can blame for this?

*hint, hint*


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I'm feeling very melancholy right now and I suspect I'm heading into one my 'depressed' stints I go into and I blame Cosmo for it.


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Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.

Or a moon czar, for that matter.

I Blame Cosmo that this post above that highlights my mistake has gotten 5 favorites so far...making me feel sad.

Silver Crusade

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John Kretzer wrote:
Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.

Or a moon czar, for that matter.

I Blame Cosmo that this post above that highlights my mistake has gotten 5 favorites so far...making me feel sad.

If it makes you feel any better I think star czar sounds better.

Dark Archive

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John Kretzer wrote:
Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.

Or a moon czar, for that matter.

I Blame Cosmo that this post above that highlights my mistake has gotten 5 favorites so far... making me feel sad.

Seven! Seven favorites! Ooh Ah Ah!

I think I'll have to submit some sort of Efreeti 'Sun Vizier' Archetype, just to make the mocking eternal.

Oh wait, submission guidelines forbid that. Silly guidelines! Cosmo!


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Set wrote:
John Kretzer wrote:
Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.

Or a moon czar, for that matter.

I Blame Cosmo that this post above that highlights my mistake has gotten 5 favorites so far... making me feel sad.

Seven! Seven favorites! Ooh Ah Ah!

I think I'll have to submit some sort of Efreeti 'Sun Vizier' Archetype, just to make the mocking eternal.

Oh wait, submission guidelines forbid that. Silly guidelines! Cosmo!

My gods it is now up to 10!!!

There is no stopping this...my self esteem is fast approaching zero. :(

I Blame Cosmo.


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I just had to take it to eleven.

I'd say sorry - but why be sorry when I can blame Cosmo. He made me do it, your honour! The insidious power of Cosmo was too much for me to withstand! Not even my trusted "What would Cismo do?" poster could sway its unbending force!


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I made it a nice round dozen!

I blame Cosmo that I can't favorite it more than once...


Set wrote:

I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.

Or a moon czar, for that matter.

Oh, wait...I CAN!!!

>:D


All right if it reaches 20 favorites I am done with these boards.


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I blame Cosmo for nearly causing John's self confidence to implode, gorram it Cosmo!


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I Blame Cosmo that Golarion is a lie.

With all the retcons in newer material, so much of the inner sea world guide is total bupkiss. Plus, what originally drew me to the game is rather missing ("It's an age of exploration! Thousands of other adventurers! Blah blah!" ORLY!? Then why is it that in every adventure path my party is the ONLY ONE EVER DOING ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!? Do you SEE how many NPCS have class levels higher than us that SHOULD be doing something about this?! Five level 1 adventurers to SAVE THE WORLD when the level 20+ ARCHMAGE is "researching the problem", kind of deal). Mythic retcon for the Starstone completely retcons several of my favorite gods into making NO sense. If the Pathfinder Society is such a large organization... Why are they sending rookies with no professional chaperones to deal with things? Where's the Aspis Consortium in all this? Does the world not have any mercenaries doing Adventurer work?

.... Yeah, no. Golarion is a lie. I blame you Cosmo. Cause reasons.


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I'm always unlucky.... Making favorite number 13, I shall spread my dark, horrible luck to John's self esteem.

You may blame Cosmo.


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Who forgot the code this morning and hence set off the intruder alarm, leading to around 5 minutes of excruciating electronic shrieks and several concerned telephone calls from the monitoring company?

If your answer is 'L. Longears', you are WRONG. I was a mere puppet of Cosmo's malign and omnipresent intelligence and cannot be held responsible at at all.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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I blame cosmo for having fantastic ideas.


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Sara Marie wrote:
I blame cosmo for having fantastic ideas.

Wait I am confused.

Are you Blaming Cosmo for fantastic ideas he has...or are you blaming Cosmo for fantastic idea that you have?

I Blame Cosmo for my confusion...I think.

Grand Lodge

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I have a rash. Thanks, Cosmo...


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So, my three-year-old and I decided to celebrate the last day of his first year of school and went out for more of those Cosmos snack things (which I bought thinking exclusively about the origins of a certain individual who is avatar'd as a boogeyman), walking all the way to the local Dollar General from our house.

We had many adventures, stepping out of the way of cars, being fascinated by planes, and avoiding dogs, but finally arrived at 8:59 PM.

There was no one to be seen, and the door was locked, with the sign helpfully informing us that they closed at 9:00 PM. We knocked on the door, but no one came forward. The clock turned nine.

>:I

We walked back.


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Tacticslion wrote:

So, my three-year-old and I decided to celebrate the last day of his first year of school and went out for more of those Cosmos snack things (which I bought thinking exclusively about the origins of a certain individual who is avatar'd as a boogeyman), walking all the way to the local Dollar General from our house.

We had many adventures, stepping out of the way of cars, being fascinated by planes, and avoiding dogs, but finally arrived at 8:59 PM.

There was no one to be seen, and the door was locked, with the sign helpfully informing us that they closed at 9:00 PM. We knocked on the door, but no one came forward. The clock turned nine.

>:I

We walked back.

I must favorite this.

You may blame Cosmo for the weird mirror world we find ourselves in, TL.


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So I am sitting at home and wondered who does Cosmo Blame?

I also blame Cosmo that my social life is so non-existent that I am sitting home wondering the above.

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