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Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.*eye-twitch*
I second this...
I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...
I Blame Cosmo for me going there.
I don't blame him for that!
And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3

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John Kretzer wrote:Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.*eye-twitch*
I second this...
I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...
I Blame Cosmo for me going there.
I don't blame him for that!
And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3
I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)

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Rysky wrote:I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)John Kretzer wrote:Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.*eye-twitch*
I second this...
I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...
I Blame Cosmo for me going there.
I don't blame him for that!
And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3
Kekeke.
But you have to agree it would be more appropriate, no?

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John Kretzer wrote:Rysky wrote:I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)John Kretzer wrote:Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.*eye-twitch*
I second this...
I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...
I Blame Cosmo for me going there.
I don't blame him for that!
And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3
Kekeke.
But you have to agree it would be more appropriate, no?
In public for everyone to see?!?!...
*shrugs*
Sure it would be better.
I Blame Cosmo as one day my parents will find this post...with the forces of Cosmo that is a inevitable.

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Rysky wrote:John Kretzer wrote:Rysky wrote:I Blame Cosmo for googling dakimakura....well at least publicly. ;)John Kretzer wrote:Rysky wrote:Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:I blame Cosmo that Poog gets his own stuffed plush and not one of us 'Wampis do.*eye-twitch*
I second this...
I will third this....I would love a plushie of Rysky...
I Blame Cosmo for me going there.
I don't blame him for that!
And a dakimakura would probably be more appropriate :3
Kekeke.
But you have to agree it would be more appropriate, no?
In public for everyone to see?!?!...
*shrugs*
Sure it would be better.
I Blame Cosmo as one day my parents will find this post...with the forces of Cosmo that is a inevitable.
You can bide your time till then with ample cuddling.

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You can bide your time till then with ample cuddling.
But that is so lonely. :(
(and to bring this back on topic)
I Blame Cosmo for Floyd's habit of using my night owlishness combined with my smoking habit to come and go at will at night...it is really annoying when I want to go to sleep and he wants out.

Tels |
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I blame Cosmo for finnicky babies keeping me up for 3 hours in the middle of the night. I blame Cosmo further for their parents deciding to take off in the middle of the night to go hand out with friends without telling anyone about it and leaving me to take care of their children. Then, I also blame Cosmo for said parents being dead to the world this morning and leaving me to wake up and take care of their children again.

Tacticslion |
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What the heck, this exists, and I own a bag, as of today. I literally never would have bought this without this thread, and Cosmo (who's back-story of his nomenclature was passing through my head as I purchased it), existing. Therefore, you could say, very literally, that I...
THE HECK IT IS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. LIKE CANDIED POPCORN WITHOUT MOST OF THE STICKY.
ò.ò
I... will buy more.

Readerbreeder |
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I blame Cosmo for the seniors at the high school I teach at getting cutesy with their senior prank, and spreading cooking oil all over the ground floor of the main building on campus. Because admin is cautious to the point of paranoia about student safety (I get it, but it gets a little absurd at times), they wound up evacuating the whole building, placing a dozen or more teachers into alternate classrooms. For finals. And I teach freshmen. I can't get back into my room until the spill is cleaned up. Which they are taking their sweet time doing.
I don't know how you extended your reach this far, but... *looks skyward* COOOOOOOOOSSMMOOOOOOOOOO!

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Well, they're finally finishing up renovating the cafeteria here at work - it's scheduled to re-open Monday. Of course, that means moving the microwaves, fridges, and what-not from the auditorium that we've been using as a temporary lunch room back to the cafeteria. When do they decide to move all of the stuff back? Today @ noon during lunch - when all of that is being used. Thanks a bunch, Cosmo.
Oh yeah, I also blame Cosmo for all of the pollen that's covering my car and doing a number on my sinuses this week and the avian stealth bomber that decided to use my windshield for target practice on my drive home yesterday.

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Orthos wrote:I blame Cosmo for passive-aggressive sniping little ingrates managing to still successfully play the martyr.Oh, so you've met a certain population of my students, have you? Though the "successful" part of that statement comes mostly in their own minds...
Sadly the same is not true for my situation. Dammit Cosmo.

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Set wrote:I Blame Cosmo that this post above that highlights my mistake has gotten 5 favorites so far...making me feel sad.I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.
Or a moon czar, for that matter.
If it makes you feel any better I think star czar sounds better.

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Set wrote:I Blame Cosmo that this post above that highlights my mistake has gotten 5 favorites so far... making me feel sad.I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.
Or a moon czar, for that matter.
Seven! Seven favorites! Ooh Ah Ah!
I think I'll have to submit some sort of Efreeti 'Sun Vizier' Archetype, just to make the mocking eternal.
Oh wait, submission guidelines forbid that. Silly guidelines! Cosmo!

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John Kretzer wrote:Set wrote:I Blame Cosmo that this post above that highlights my mistake has gotten 5 favorites so far... making me feel sad.I blame Cosmo that my car doesn't even have a sun vizier.
Or a moon czar, for that matter.
Seven! Seven favorites! Ooh Ah Ah!
I think I'll have to submit some sort of Efreeti 'Sun Vizier' Archetype, just to make the mocking eternal.
Oh wait, submission guidelines forbid that. Silly guidelines! Cosmo!
My gods it is now up to 10!!!
There is no stopping this...my self esteem is fast approaching zero. :(
I Blame Cosmo.

Artemis Moonstar |
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I Blame Cosmo that Golarion is a lie.
With all the retcons in newer material, so much of the inner sea world guide is total bupkiss. Plus, what originally drew me to the game is rather missing ("It's an age of exploration! Thousands of other adventurers! Blah blah!" ORLY!? Then why is it that in every adventure path my party is the ONLY ONE EVER DOING ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!? Do you SEE how many NPCS have class levels higher than us that SHOULD be doing something about this?! Five level 1 adventurers to SAVE THE WORLD when the level 20+ ARCHMAGE is "researching the problem", kind of deal). Mythic retcon for the Starstone completely retcons several of my favorite gods into making NO sense. If the Pathfinder Society is such a large organization... Why are they sending rookies with no professional chaperones to deal with things? Where's the Aspis Consortium in all this? Does the world not have any mercenaries doing Adventurer work?
.... Yeah, no. Golarion is a lie. I blame you Cosmo. Cause reasons.

Limeylongears |
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Who forgot the code this morning and hence set off the intruder alarm, leading to around 5 minutes of excruciating electronic shrieks and several concerned telephone calls from the monitoring company?
If your answer is 'L. Longears', you are WRONG. I was a mere puppet of Cosmo's malign and omnipresent intelligence and cannot be held responsible at at all.

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So, my three-year-old and I decided to celebrate the last day of his first year of school and went out for more of those Cosmos snack things (which I bought thinking exclusively about the origins of a certain individual who is avatar'd as a boogeyman), walking all the way to the local Dollar General from our house.
We had many adventures, stepping out of the way of cars, being fascinated by planes, and avoiding dogs, but finally arrived at 8:59 PM.
There was no one to be seen, and the door was locked, with the sign helpfully informing us that they closed at 9:00 PM. We knocked on the door, but no one came forward. The clock turned nine.
>:I
We walked back.

Artemis Moonstar |
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So, my three-year-old and I decided to celebrate the last day of his first year of school and went out for more of those Cosmos snack things (which I bought thinking exclusively about the origins of a certain individual who is avatar'd as a boogeyman), walking all the way to the local Dollar General from our house.
We had many adventures, stepping out of the way of cars, being fascinated by planes, and avoiding dogs, but finally arrived at 8:59 PM.
There was no one to be seen, and the door was locked, with the sign helpfully informing us that they closed at 9:00 PM. We knocked on the door, but no one came forward. The clock turned nine.
>:I
We walked back.
I must favorite this.
You may blame Cosmo for the weird mirror world we find ourselves in, TL.