>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Tels]

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

[Rysky]

Ya'know, Cosmo deserves all this blame, and he can have it.

But I don't think that should exclude him from love and affection as well. So that's why we should show him how much we care.

Group hug everyone!

*begins hugging Cosmo*

[Set]

For Christmas, I bought myself the Giantslayer AP at the local gaming store, only they were missing the fifth volume.

Two weeks later, they had restocked the shelves, and there was *still* no copy of the fifth volume! Cosmo! What are you doing with all these copies of Anvil of Fire?

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

[Captain Killjoy]

I blame Cosmo for this insane plan of Rysky's to induce *shudder* group hugs.

Ew.

[Rysky]

*yoinks Cap'n KJ into the hug*

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo Rysky got this group hug thing going with Cosmo...that is just strange.

I Blame Cosmo that it was so cold last night that I got a headache for being out in it.

I Blame Cosmo that it was so cold last night that my CD playing in my car froze at one point.

I Blame Cosmo that it was so cold last night that Floyd went out for 30 minutes before meowing loud enough to be let in I heard him from my bed room.

[John Kretzer]

Oh...I Blame Cosmo for not having a Valentine's Day someone special...:(

[Emperor Floyd]

I Blame Cosmo that my minion, John, did not warn me how cold it was last night and let me go outside.

I Blame Cosmo that it took me meowing my head off for 30 minutes before my minion, John, let me back in.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for Poor Floyd's predicament.

*snuggles for warmth*

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

29? my math give me 17, or 41, or 65, or 89. or...

[Captain Killjoy]

Rysky wrote:

*yoinks Cap'n KJ into the hug*

GAH! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY, I EARNED THESE LEVELS FAIR AND SQUAAAAAAAAAARE!

[Rysky]

*snuggles Captain Killjoy tighter*

I Blame Cosmo for the lack of hugging in this thread.

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

I know right? I got home at around 5, did some stuff, and around 6, I feel asleep. Woke up between 9 and 10, went and joined a different group and played from 11 AM to 4 PM. Would have gone on longer, but there's some sort of romantic obligation people felt they had to leave to go attend.

I blame Cosmo for people not having their priorities in order.

Also, I blame Cosmo for missing out on the group cuddlesnuggle.

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

I know right? I got home at around 5, did some stuff, and around 6, I feel asleep. Woke up between 9 and 10, went and joined a different group and played from 11 AM to 4 PM. Would have gone on longer, but there's some sort of romantic obligation people felt they had to leave to go attend.

I blame Cosmo for people not having their priorities in order.

Also, I blame Cosmo for missing out on the group cuddlesnuggle.

Um, so was it AM to AM or AM to PM?

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

I know right? I got home at around 5, did some stuff, and around 6, I feel asleep. Woke up between 9 and 10, went and joined a different group and played from 11 AM to 4 PM. Would have gone on longer, but there's some sort of romantic obligation people felt they had to leave to go attend.

I blame Cosmo for people not having their priorities in order.

Also, I blame Cosmo for missing out on the group cuddlesnuggle.

Um, so was it AM to AM or AM to PM?

First game was set to start at 11 AM, Saturday morning, but didn't really start for another half-hour. The game ended after 4 AM, Sunday Morning. I got home at around 5 AM, and was asleep sometime between 6 and 7 AM. The second game was set to start at 11 AM Sunday morning, and I woke up sometime between 9 and 10 AM and we played until 4 PM when people needed to leave for Valentines stuff.

For me, this is the equivalent of a 'partying all weekend'.

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

I know right? I got home at around 5, did some stuff, and around 6, I feel asleep. Woke up between 9 and 10, went and joined a different group and played from 11 AM to 4 PM. Would have gone on longer, but there's some sort of romantic obligation people felt they had to leave to go attend.

I blame Cosmo for people not having their priorities in order.

Also, I blame Cosmo for missing out on the group cuddlesnuggle.

Um, so was it AM to AM or AM to PM?

First game was set to start at 11 AM, Saturday morning, but didn't really start for another half-hour. The game ended after 4 AM, Sunday Morning. I got home at around 5 AM, and was asleep sometime between 6 and 7 AM. The second game was set to start at 11 AM Sunday morning, and I woke up sometime between 9 and 10 AM and we played until 4 PM when people needed to leave for Valentines stuff.

For me, this is the equivalent of a 'partying all weekend'.

Ah, I see.

I Blame Cosmo for the confusion.

[Feros]

I Blame Cosmo for active spammers! :p

[GM_Beernorg]

I had hoped their kind had been defeated months ago, guess ol' Bessy needs to jump into action once more.

[Captain Killjoy]

KILL THEM ALL!

I'll blame Cosmo if you don't.

[John Kretzer]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

I know right? I got home at around 5, did some stuff, and around 6, I feel asleep. Woke up between 9 and 10, went and joined a different group and played from 11 AM to 4 PM. Would have gone on longer, but there's some sort of romantic obligation people felt they had to leave to go attend.

I blame Cosmo for people not having their priorities in order.

Also, I blame Cosmo for missing out on the group cuddlesnuggle.

Um, so was it AM to AM or AM to PM?

First game was set to start at 11 AM, Saturday morning, but didn't really start for another half-hour. The game ended after 4 AM, Sunday Morning. I got home at around 5 AM, and was asleep sometime between 6 and 7 AM. The second game was set to start at 11 AM Sunday morning, and I woke up sometime between 9 and 10 AM and we played until 4 PM when people needed to leave for Valentines stuff.

For me, this is the equivalent of a 'partying all weekend'.

I Blame Cosmo that I don't have gaming weekends like this anymore.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Tels wrote:

Started playing Pathfinder at 11:30 AM. Game ended at 4:30 AM.

I blame Cosmo for most of my group being too old to continue going further.

I Blame Cosmo for fluffy little lightweights unable to hand a simple 29 hour gaming session.

I know right? I got home at around 5, did some stuff, and around 6, I feel asleep. Woke up between 9 and 10, went and joined a different group and played from 11 AM to 4 PM. Would have gone on longer, but there's some sort of romantic obligation people felt they had to leave to go attend.

I blame Cosmo for people not having their priorities in order.

Also, I blame Cosmo for missing out on the group cuddlesnuggle.

Um, so was it AM to AM or AM to PM?

First game was set to start at 11 AM, Saturday morning, but didn't really start for another half-hour. The game ended after 4 AM, Sunday Morning. I got home at around 5 AM, and was asleep sometime between 6 and 7 AM. The second game was set to start at 11 AM Sunday morning, and I woke up sometime between 9 and 10 AM and we played until 4 PM when people needed to leave for Valentines stuff.

For me, this is the equivalent of a 'partying all weekend'.

I Blame Cosmo that I don't have gaming weekends like this anymore.

I blame Cosmo for the same. I haven't done this in 6 years.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo that the heat in my house is blasting...to the point that I am sweating just sitting here.

[GM_Beernorg]

I also blame Cosmo for the lack of 2-3 day all gaming all the time weekends, I miss those. MOUNTAIN DEW GO!!

[Readerbreeder]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that the heat in my house is blasting...to the point that I am sweating just sitting here.

I blame Cosmo that Mr. Kretzer hasn't thought to turn down the heat yet...

[John Kretzer]

Readerbreeder wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo that the heat in my house is blasting...to the point that I am sweating just sitting here.

I blame Cosmo that Mr. Kretzer hasn't thought to turn down the heat yet...

Well it is my parent's house....so I must respect their wishes in regards to that.

I Blame Cosmo for my parents' vulnerability to the cold.

[GM_Beernorg]

Why did you let your parents gain the fire template, its NJ, not the Kalahari ;)

I blame Cosmo for fire elemental parents.

[captain yesterday]

I apologize to Cosmo for fiddling with John's thermostat.

... hmm, what am I getting wrong here..

[Nutcase Entertainment]

I blame Cosmo for That Thread!

captain yesterday wrote:

I apologize to Cosmo for fiddling with John's thermostat.

... hmm, what am I getting wrong here..

You apologize to Cosmo for fiddling with John's thermostat because Cosmo wanted to do it Himself.

[captain yesterday]

I praise Cosmo for letting me fiddle with John's thermostat.

I'm pretty sure I got down how these threads work now. :-)

[Feros]

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for That Thread!

It's not that bad of a thread...Chris Lambertz or Liz Courts haven't had to intervene at all. That's pretty tame!

I Blame Cosmo for Nutcase Entertainment overreacting or for myself not understanding the problem. You know, either or...

[Game Master Scotty]

Oh, how I have missed this thread...you and your terrible ways Cosmo.

So, in no precise order, I Blame Cosmo for:

My phone needing replacement
after I just purchased a new lap top
my car dying on me leaving me stranded at the doctors office
causing me to test drive and purchase a new to me vehicle
in the pouring rain, while missing a day of work
after lying down for a MRI to the skull
where the ear plug fell out of my right ear (so FRAKKING LOUD)
the brain doctor angering my wife
because he was not listening to the entire problem, only a very small select bit of it
my second set of shots in my back
said shots not providing any pain relief
said shots hurting like frozen antifreeze filled with nettles and tacks as it migrated down my spine and back
my second back MRI to the spine showing no improvement to the three damaged disks I injured in august
wearing one of the portable EEG things with probes glued to my head for three days
one probe slicing into my forehead and leaving a nice juicy cut
the results from this forehead slicing test, a previous EEG and the MRI showing nothing to explain the issues I've been having
The nail biting wait as I am put into the candidate pool for a new position in the company
Purchasing a Slythern hoodie at Universal Studios for a biz zillion bucks
every member of my family is in a different Hogworts house
my driver injuring himself in the EXACT SAME SPOT as I did, same place in the back, same account, and same part of the parking lot
my daughter shaving our fluffiest cat and her now shivering, pitiful body always snuggling with her sister, right between mommy and daddy
and finally, my bosses, bosses, bosses, boss is moving into our territory. So we have a heavy duty guy, right here, in our back yard, every day, all the time, for all the every day time

[Game Master Scotty]

I'm a go watch something adorable and fluffy on youtube now, while eating cookies and sipping an alcoholic beverage that comes from Kentucky...

I Blame Cosmo Cosmo my kitties are snuggling with their mommy now, instead of me..

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I blame Cosmo for my gibbering mouther only having had 1 PC as a snack.

Yes, it gobbled down, chewed up and spat out the PC, and it's almost dead.

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Feros wrote:

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

I blame Cosmo for That Thread!

It's not that bad of a thread...Chris Lambertz or Liz Courts haven't had to intervene at all. That's pretty tame!

I Blame Cosmo for Nutcase Entertainment overreacting or for myself not understanding the problem. You know, either or...

It's what that thread is about...

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BXRjfj6cv0&feature=youtu.be]playing the Imperial March on a toad.[/url) You must watch this on a PC with a keyboard to truly experience it.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I blame Cosmo for not being able to put a curse on people.
There's some people from work i'd love to put a hex or jinx on.

[Tels]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for playing the Imperial March on a toad. You must watch this on a PC with a keyboard to truly experience it.

I blame Cosmo for not being able to link properly and having to fix it in a quote.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo that I am completely out of creative appetizing ways to prepare beans, lentils, and rice.

[Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

I blame Cosmo that I am completely out of creative appetizing ways to prepare beans, lentils, and rice.

I'm guessing you've already tried Teriyaki?

[GM_Beernorg]

And cilantro rice too prolly.

Owww, wait, if you like spicy, get some dry thai spice mix (I happen to have homemade) and use that on rice or lentils, adds a nice complex spicy taste, not just heat.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I blame Cosmo for windows 10.

[RHMG Animator]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for windows 10.

No, you have to blame Cosmo's slightly more evil twin for Microsoft creating Windows 10.

And then blame Cosmo for folks flocking to Windows 10, without noticing the warning flags about Windows 10.

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I blame Cosmo's slightly more evil twin for Microsoft creating Windows 10, and doing the very evil and subtle bait and switch of the Windows 10 EULA.

I blame Cosmo for people not noticing or heeding the warning signs of windows 10 when they upgraded or bought windows 10.

I also blame Cosmo for not letting those poor souls into looking for alternatives to Windows 10 like Linux, most notably Zorin.

[Insane KillMaster]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

I blame Cosmo for windows 10.

Maybe you should switch the focus of your blaming toward the NSA, CIA, FBI, etc...

[Antimony]

All these problems loading web pages and downloading files? Clearly, Cosmo's fault.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Insane KillMaster wrote:

Maybe you should switch the focus of your blaming toward the NSA, CIA, FBI, etc...

I'm less affected, more like none at all, by them over windows 10.

I blame Cosmo for foreign intelligence agencies spying on other people via phones and internet. They have no business tapping phones inside, let alone outside, their country. :)

[Rysky]

I thought I had pitched in for the Smut Peddler Double Header Kickstarter... but I apparently hadn't... it ended yesterday...

I Blame Cosmo ;_;

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for my laptop dying today. I hope the hard drive is able to be salvaged, or else I've lost a lot of content I've made for gaming.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I blame Cosmo for 'pageview limit exceeded'

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo that I'm not allowed to throat punch homophobes at work.