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I believe the proper term would be bigot. Because of my height. How would a "super color spray" affect vampires? Are they gnomish vampires and enjoy the light show? I'd venture a sunburst would be more applicable. Searing light if you could manage. Wall of fire is also nice and good with sticks and marshmellows.
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Because I am a MASTER color sprayer not an rookie tall wizard that dabbles in color spray. I have these blackened feeble arms * as he waves his blacked frail arms* and haunted by the heavens to make my color spray masterfullically. Then I studied the religions you talls have so I could find out how to color spray the re-dead. I color sprayed a master vampire after his woman branded me.
Gyros scar-y face *as his gets a gnome raspberry* is not a big-anything. He is a small little tall.
OOC:
He is a dual cursed oracle with:
Awesome Display (Su): Your phantasmagoric displays accurately model the mysteries of the night sky, dumbfounding all who behold them. Each creature affected by your illusion (pattern) spells is treated as if its total number of Hit Dice were equal to its number of Hit Dice minus your Charisma modifier (if positive).
then this feat:
Threnodic Spell (Metamagic)
You can convert mind-affecting magic to necromantic power capable of controlling undead.
Prerequisites: Knowledge (religion) 6 ranks, Spell Focus (necromancy).
Benefit: This feat only works on mind-affecting spells. A threnodic spell affects undead creatures (even mindless undead) as if they weren't immune to mind-affecting effects, but has no effect on living creatures. A threnodic spell uses up a spell slot two level higher than the spell's actual level.
Normal: Undead are immune to mind-affecting effects
I can get the DC up to 24 and cause one person to make the save 3 times, others in the blast 2 times while thier effective level is 9 lower.
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What? Fled! What! No! Us gnome are not flee-ers, we are flee-fromers. We did not flee from any world. We are brave adventurererers. That's why the December-ravers recruit us to help them as pathsearchers. In fact if we do not do find new things we turn white and die, it is sad. We came to this world to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
"Err, Pointy, I think you may mean ...'where no GNOME has gone before'. Its a common mistake.
Also, I have been in the company of many gnomes, both surface and the long lost cousins, svirfneblin (please excuse my pronunciation). And have yet to find one lacking in courage, stature yes. By not in courage.
Elves on the other hand I will not speak about. After the Age of Darkness debacle. Leaving this world then comming back and having the nerve to fight off mankind to take back what they ran away from.
The mere thought of it gets me a bit rather .... upset !"
*One can notice that as he speaks his form shimmers a bit*
"Please excuse my ranting, I get a bit passionate about certain subjects."
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Sorry that history escapes me, I have not been to Kyonin and was not of the returning elves. Maybe I'll head over there sometime to find out what that life is like.
My background is Taldan..if you didn't guess. I hail from parents taken hostage and held without their consent. Escaping bondage wasn't easy, but it wasn't the hardest task I've accomplished.
Not that I wouldn't leave a doomed place, I just wasn't one given that choice. I don't see much nobility in a futile stand. Retreat, Recover, Return, and Revenge....its a simple life.
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"Well, since half-elves seems to be the order of the day..."
A beautiful woman with dark blue hair and the latest in taldan fashion dances onto the stage. Though a half-elf, it is hard to tell if her human heritage is taldan or kellid. Her accent and style of dance though, are definatively Brevoyan.
"Really though, you could have saved yourself a lot of trouble by setting this up at my dance hall. You really must stop by it some time.
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"But of course..."
Zavo takes the gnome's hand and starts a new dance. "Sadly, few of the dances of my people involve exactly two people. But as we are here for Taldor, one of their's will do."
As the dance continues and pickes up tempo, her eyes become slightly glazed as she move faster and faster through the dance. "I hope your hands are all right."
She's mainly a Dervish Dancer bard, (don't call her that to her face) but she has a dip of Urban Barbarian, so she raged for dexterity to go faster as the dance went on.
"Sadly the only dancing I'm familiar with is on the battlefield ! "
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(troublemaker ;) Ok, here we go)
Zavorokhina grows much more agitated, further increasing her tempo and practically carrying the gnome across the floor.
"Bah! Those pathetic Serenrites wouldn't know how to dance even if their goddess gave them personal instructions. All they do is spin in circles until the dizzy ditzes fall to the ground. A true blade dancer dances for the art itself, not to please some goddess. They must be a thing of beauty and speed; flying across both the dance floor and the battlefield. Let them come against me and I will show the true art of dancing."
(Now let's see if we can guess her other berserk button...)
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"Then mister Gary Underfoot watch and be amazed!" As he gets spuin around and swings into the dance as has slight ttrouble keeping up with Zavorokhina
Yeah you can dance'em and I can colorspray'em!
"Gary, Grey ... honestly dont care what you call me, 'just dont call me late for Dinner' ! "
* a hearty earthy laugh erupts from Gray *
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Darn those nasty Blackros's I've engaged in three class action lawsuits and fallen short of the prize. On behalf of their employees, customers, and the neighboring businesses each and everyone one was a simple issue of damages and gross negligence. These Blackros's and their foul cursed "Museum" of the Abyss.
Meridoc continues to curse as Righty smiles and pours another double scotch.
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I saw someone make an impression there. After the first 30 or 40 feet he left quiet an impression on the floor below. I couldn't convince the city to shut it down as an unsafe work environment. I couldn't convince the unions to shut it down due to shoddy workmanship.
I think the Blackros's don't really have much money left. They're paying out bribes to most of the town...probably bankrupt by now.
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Well, you know, ahh hem. Well I happen to be on umm.... good relations with Hammeria. After I kinda slipped her somefing to drink. So she would fall in love with the next person she saw. And well.. I kinda made sure she saw.. well.. me.
But Vasaline Armbrush said to make those wedding people like us pathsearchers and now she does like us err... one of us, and maybe more than like...
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So I decided I neededed a Blackros babe. *smuggly* I just happened to win the besterest leaderest one!